Monthly Archives: September 2011

Quick Update

Hey dipshits! Just wanted to show off today, got some more presents!! 🙂

Oooh, what could be inside??

Yayyy!! The bra is so cute and comfy, and so are the Mukluks..I LOVE THEM!!!

They are SOOO fucking soft, adorable, and comfy, I literally NEVER want to take them off!!!

It’s awesome too, they come with this certificate of authenticity, meaning that the money spent goes directly to the aboriginal peoples of Canada whose culture these boots are traditionally from. Way better than buying from a company that a stupid, racist white man owns!! LOL

Also piggies, keep on the lookout on My twitter for new clips today, and make sure you KEEP FUCKING SPOILING!! Bye losers $$$ ❤

Teamviewer & Computer Control with Ms. Saffron

Nowadays, everyone has a computer–and they aren’t just for surfing anymore. Facebook, email, online shopping, even pornography–just a few things you piggies use YOUR computer for. Just imagine, one day, all of a sudden, your computer is taken over, COMPLETELY, by Me. Everything you type becomes mine, your browser history, your passwords, EVERYTHING, and My watchful eye and conniving mind able to manipulate you with all of the information I get. Perhaps I’ll log in to your amazon account and buy Myself a few gifts, or log into your email and shoot your wife a message. What if I delete your precious stash of wank material, or I post a HUMILIATING picture on your Facebook?? HAHAHA! With Teamviewer, there is no way to stop Me–unless you pay a HUGE fee, of course! Surrender to the thrill of a Teamviewer session with Me, Ms. Saffron, NOW. First tribute, then contact Me.

Gifts galore, weak bitches, and more! :)

Hello piggies, it’s time for your pretty, perfect Ms. Saffron update! What’s been happening? Well, lots of stuff, little pig! I had an AMAZING birthday dinner (paid for by you dorks) with My boyfriend, and you fucking cuckold bitches got him TONS of gifts too, so he was very very happy, and we both had a fantastic day. Whenever I talk about you pigs, he is always ASTOUNDED by your pure idiocy and unworthiness, LOL! Perhaps most recently, a very good Domme friend of Mine, Princess Angie, has decided to step away from simply doing real time sessions and make Her presence more known in the online world…which has resulted in Her and I double-teaming TONS of you fucking losers in the past three or four days!! We’ve been raking in cold, hard $$$CASH$$$, just how We fucking like it, hahaha! you little piggies just can’t fucking resist two GORGEOUS, 20 YEAR OLD, POWERFUL Dommes, and you’ve come at us begging “please, please take my money!” Hahahaha! Fucking pathetic.

In addition to the cash We’ve received, I’ve also received some TOTALLY CUTE gifts lately, including My Lelo Siri vibrator, some new boots, NARS lipgloss, and SUPER adorable nail polish, among other things. Oh, I am still eagerly waiting for My mukluks to arrive, they are so so so awesome! I especially love that they are authentic–I expect them to be incredibly well made! I’ve also realized that I absolutely MUST revamp My wardrobe for the fall/winter seasons…for some reason, I am just NOT feeling a lot of the clothing and outfits I wore last year. I remedied this by doing some shopping at Forever21 online and shopping at the mall yesterday (with piggy money, of course!), but I definitely want to add more and more items to My wardrobe! I’m really feeling Asos.com right now for clothes, but they don’t offer e-gift cards, so I am ordering you losers to send Me Visa Virtual Giftcards to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com!! That way, I can shop ANYWHERE and make My wardrobe for this winter GORGEOUS and HUGE, bitch!!

Oh, and did I mention? you little sluts can now purchase all of My clips on clipvia! Clipvia is awesome, and is now My preferred method of cash tribute, as I retain the highest percentage of the tribute amount through them (90%). So in addition to sending Me Visa Virtual Giftcards, you can also tribute Me through clipvia. Awesome! I do also have new clips for you little bitches coming up–I actually meant to film them today, but your Ms. has a cold and is definitely not in the mood. Look out for them in the next few days, though, and make sure you purchase them IMMEDIATELY!

Also, if you are a fucking broke loser, remember what you can do for Me: you can vote for Me on topsites to bring more traffic into My website, and you can purchase My niteflirt ripoff (it’s less than $5!) and leave Me 5-star feedback. In fact, any time I send you a niteflirt message, you should open it and leave feedback, bitch! you can also subscribe to My blog, and leave Me comments on every post and page, or share My tweets or blog posts on twitter or facebook. Finally, you can worship Me on twitter through Clipvia. But, remember….if you want to REALLY make Me happy, you gotta spend! $$$

Tons of New Kinkbomb Clips!

Hey little piggies! TONS of new kinkbomb clips available today…go visit My kinkbomb store! I got My new webcam, among a bunch of other gifts, and I just got so excited I had to do a bunch of filming, in HIGH DEFINITION! There’s small dick humiliation, a forced intoxication clip, tease and denial, and more… obviously you should go and buy all of My clips NOW and WORSHIP THEM!! Anyway, what have I been up to? Well, I had a pretty luxurious week, received tons of nice little gifts in the mail, only to do some more serious wallet raping to a little subby yesterday who has simply fallen head-over-heels. I also had him do some writing tasks for Me, including a very special essay and sonnet dedication his devotion to Me!! He is a fairly skilled writer for someone so pathetic, so I thought I’d share:

why i am scum beneath Your feet.

To best accomplish this i have Your sweater pic and a clip open on my desktop. Both remind me of Your beauty, ability and dominance. i hardly need reminding though, as my first ever encounter with You is fresh in my mind, ( and my wallet). It is rare that the timing coincides as it did today – my weakness at its worst and a true, authentic Domina at hand to take full advantage. It is quite a shock, even for a slut like me to see how thoroughly You controlled, manipulated and used me. Thank You Ms, it was so good of You. It was evident from Your clips that You are not just a gorgeous female. You speak properly and You know what You want to convey and You convey it well. Your clips are very effective, obviously. i am particularly weak for Your natural beauty and appearance which requires no airbrushed glam. Your lips seem to be a cross of sweet seduction and a firm – don’t fuck with me-ness. i could stare at Your eyes for hours and feel them piercing my feeble mind. i feel weaker sensing the strength even in Your eye brows. they seem to state, “I am superior to you pig”. There is also a very definite appeal in the cut and style and color of Your hair. Your sense of purpose and intent seem heightened by Your total appearance.
If i sound infatuated and addicted and enamoured, i guess i am. That i should be able to follow my slutty path and history of submissiveness to the point of being permitted to surrender myself to a Goddess such as You is almost too much to believe.

Obviously there are those who are born to lead, control and be served; and those who know their place as submissive lowly, weak and inferior beings. It pleases me to be able to contribute my meager gifts to serve Your superior Godliness. i truly feel like i AM in for the ride of my life. Being ridden by You, being sat upon and spat upon, being humiliated at my age by a twenty year old Goddess shows exactly why i am scum beneath Your feet.

Hahahahaha! This bitch IS in for the fucking ride of his life. Can’t wait to suck him even drier later tonight!

Anyway, I have to start preparing, because tomorrow is MY boyfriend’s birthday, and we are in for a great time!! Watch My twitter for updates and info on how YOU can be a part of it, bitch!

Later, losers. ❤ $$$

P.S. I LOOOOVE surprise gifts from My amazon wishlist! And remember, if you’re a fucking broke ass loser, you can always vote for Me and purchase My niteflirt ripoff (it’s less than $5)!

Just ONE WEEK til My boyfriend’s birthday!

Hey cuck bitches–it’s just ONE WEEK until My boyfriend’s birthday, and there are still a few things that I want for this evening to make it extra special! So here’s My latest demands from you losers:

1. The remainder of items marked “BF’S SPECIAL NIGHT” on My wishlist! Some have already been purchased, but there are quite a few left. Amazon giftcards to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com are also helpful

2. $300 gift card to Hips & Curves (send to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com) for new, high-quality lingerie.

3. Minimum $250 MoneyPak for dinner & festivities on the night of his birthday.

GET GOING CUCKY DUMBASS!! Don’t miss your chance to fork over your hard earned cash for a real man, loser!!

Kinkbomb clips, gift updates, and more!

Hey shitbags! I know there are so many of you out there, following My every update like a little puppy dog, eagerly awaiting to see what I have been up to…well, I’ve been having a blast! Not only have I been doing a TON of online shopping lately (with little paysluts’ money of course!), but I’ve also been having a blast with My boyfriend going out to eat and milking you stupid cuckold bitches! For some reason you dumb cuckies can’t seem to stay away…I have been getting SO many hit-and-run cucks, it’s absurd! LOL, all the better–you little cucky piglets still have a few items to buy for My boyfriend’s special night! It is coming up soon, September 17, to be exact, so get to work!

Anyway, I got a bunch of packages in the mail over the past two days…I LOVE how many times the UPS or mailman has come to My door with a bunch of gifts for Me in his hands, LOL!! I got a cute dress and belt, some makeup, and a few other things off of My amazon wishlist, in addition to a super cute nurse costume for Halloween! I tried it on and I am not sure I like how it fits (it is meant to be a dress and was advertised as such, but I received a shirt and a skirt) so I am considering returning it. But…aren’t the shoes just darling!? I especially love the white fishnet stockings, I think they make My legs look absolutely PHENOMENAL. Plus I know all you stupid fucking foot bitches cream in your pants for this type of shit, hahaha. I am still waiting for some other things to arrive–I got an AMAZING black lace detail dress from eshakti.com (click to send a giftcard to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com). Some of their clothing is kinda mom-ish and ugly, but they usually have one or two gorgeous pieces, and the absolute BEST and My most FAVORITE part is that the dress is custom tailored to My perfect body’s measurements when I order! It is sure to look stunning and super sexy on Me, and I cannot WAIT to receive it.

I have also added a few new things to My amazon wishlist, and as My loyal little follower, you would be wise to send an amazon giftcard to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com IMMEDIATELY so that I can get My top picks ASAP!! There are a few things that I absolutely want THE MOST right now: first, the LELO Siri Sensual Massager, Pink. I have two other Lelo products and I love them, but I simply MUST have this to add to My sex toy collection, as I don’t have a toy that is solely for clitoral stimulation, and Lelo is the best of the best! Second is the Logitech 1080p Webcam Pro C910 with Skype HD, so that I can start filming and camming with My paypets in clear, high definition 1080P quality. Finally, for you big spenders out there, I want a NEW computer, a Macbook Pro to be exact! Get spoiling, boys!

Oh, and I almost forgot–I have a BUNCH of new Kinkbomb clips up, with more to come! Currently, I have a Blackmail Application Clip (for all of you little freaks that want to be exploited and extorted by My beautiful self, here’s your chance!), an insider’s view of Me applying lipstick and lipgloss to My beautiful lips, and a very poignant, very humiliating, very IMPORTANT reminder, ESPECIALLY to all of you dumbfucks that insist on attempting to waste My time: Find out the ONLY Way to Please Me (I’ll give you a hint–it’s your cash!!). I will also have a few more clips coming up in the next few days…I am working on a very special forced intoxication clip, among other little surprises for you dorks. Oh, and if you are a fucking broke ass loser with NO FUCKING MONEY, PLEASE, STOP FUCKING TALKING TO ME! Stop trying to waste My time, because I have absolutely no patience. If you are broke and you still want to serve Me, there are a few things you can do. you can vote for Me on topsites to bring more traffic into My website, and you can purchase My niteflirt ripoff (it’s less than $5!) and leave Me 5-star feedback. you can also subscribe to My blog, and leave Me comments on every post and page, or share My tweets or blog posts on twitter or facebook. All of these are helpful to Me, and will not anger Me…but remember, even if you do these, if you fucking talk to Me and don’t have any cash, I will FUCKING hate you!! Catch you later, piggies. ❤ $$$

Ms. Saffron’s Ultimate Blackmail Program Application

Hey all you blackmail bitches–I am offering you the opportunity of a lifetime! Right now, you have the chance to purchase My blackmail program application video, chock full of the sexy, beautiful ME, DEMANDING all of your personal information! you simply will not be able to resist giving up all your deepest personal information to Me. If you are a stupid little blackmail bitch and you want your fucking life to SPIRAL DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN, in addition to completing the application, you will send a $100 tribute, in either gift card or moneypak form– plus you must be prepared to install teamviewer on your computer, and sign a customized contract surrendering your information to Me before the program begins. Keep in mind we will need to discuss your income, and you will be put on a weekly payment schedule. Blackmail with Me is not for the faint of heart, but I know your puny dick is poking out just at the thought, so get cracking, you little bitch!! LOL