Monthly Archives: February 2012
I’ve been having such a great time receiving tons of lovely gifts ❤ I’ve hoarded a SHITLOAD of makeup & amazon gcs, and little cuck bitch can’t keep his slutty little wallet closed. You best believe I’ve been doing a TON of shopping on amazon…
Got TONS of makeup forever stuff (the cream eyeshadows & blusher are SOO amazing, love them so much) plus a cute orange-y lipstick from Benefit for the summer, and a cute lipstick from NARS as well, not pictured. I also love the Urban Decay brow box, definitely one of My favorite brow makeups 🙂 I also have a NARS highlighter on the way, but other than that, I think I’m finally finished with My makeup binge! Wonder what I will binge on next…
Oh! And if you saw My twitter, I got Dexter Seasons 1 through 5 on Blu-Ray, which I am SO excited about. My Man hasn’t seen it yet so we are going to watch it together. 🙂 Anyway, onto the most recent displays of affection from My little cuck whore…
My new computer is AMAZING by the way! If you dumbasses know shit about computers, it has an i7 processor, 6GB RAM, and perhaps most importantly, it has an NVIDIA GT 540M 1GB card. I loooove it holy crap <33 SO happy I finally have My own laptop again, My last laptop was a piece of shit and crapped out so I was using My desktop, which is all well and good, but of course I love the portability of a laptop ❤
As for what else is going on with Me, well, I FINALLY started apartment hunting with My BF again, we got kind of sidetracked but we will hopefully be moving in either halfway through this month or the beginning of April. Oh, and of course you dorks will be financing whatever furniture, decorations, and extras We need. 🙂
I’ve also had a lot of dumb bitches fawning over Me, sending Me love letters….here’s one from My stupid foot addict:
Ms. Saffron,I know that I am a disgusting freak. I almost cry when I look at my Niteflirt statement and it shows $80 for less than 20 perfect foot pics. I realize that is nothing to you, but man it hurts to think that $80 of my hard earned money went to pay for a few pics of feet. The worst part is that I am rock har as I write this but am so mad at myself for spending money on foot pics when the internet is loaded with them. Plus my wife loves for me to play with her feet. I am so fucked up that I just sit and wait for more vids and pics from you. It sucks so fucking bad.
Ms. Saffron,I cannot afford anymore foot pics. Guess what? It doesn’t matter. I will buy them anyway. I am so crazed for you that it has become a reflex to refresh my “Ms. Saffron” bookmarks all day and night.ClipviaNiteflirt mailLike a drug addict waiting for his fix. I am so madly obsessed. I read “fucking worthless moron” and get a raging hardon that I haven’t experienced since my teenage years 20 years ago. It is amazing that I can barely perform for my loving caring wife but get rock hard for a woman that thinks I am a moron and a sick freak. Even worse. I am not getting rock hard looking at your tits or ass (though both are amazing!). I am getting hard for toes, soles, and verbal abuse. Makes me do very angry yet crazed at the same time.
So first off let Me just say—I love My Man. We had a GREAT Valentine’s night…all funded by My newest stupid cuckold bitchboy. I ordered a really sexy corset with his gift card, and on Monday I came home to $400 and an ipod in the mail. Hahahha. Bitchboy knows how to make Me happy!!
Then, on Valentine’s day, I woke up to receiving My lingerie in the mail and a big old box from Godiva!! Awesome. Later that evening, My man and I went out to this really cute Italian restaurant and got super yummy food. :9 I got lobster ravioli, and I fucking LOVE lobster, it was PERFECT, sooooo delicious! My Man got a mixed seafood pasta with shrimp, scallops, & mussels. So fucking tasty. Anyway, for dessert We went to Pinkberry which is My fucking absolute FAVORITE EVER AHH I am so addicted lol….I wish I lived closer by to one because I would eat it all the fucking time, holy shit, so delicious <33
Then We headed back to the hotel room, and well, what else was there to do but put on My gorgeous new corset and FUCK?? Hahaha. It was amazing. I know you pathetic losers are sitting up dicks erect just thinking about it….cuckold bitch certainly was, and he dropped a grand on a new laptop for Me for his cum tax!!! AHHAHAHA. I completely own his ass. he lives and exists purely to be My human ATM…he’s living the dream, bitches. you could be too, and it’s so easy, so close…don’t be afraid. cuckold bitch knows how fulfilling it is 😉
So anyway, today the Man and I went to the mall and did some more shopping, I got some more stuff in the mail…I got some of the makeup I ordered and I love it SOOOO much, oh My god. Makeup Forever is the shittttt! I have more stuff coming too. Can’t wait to get it!!
Oh, and tonight I had a bunch of little bitches crawling back to Me…stupid foot addict came crawling back a few days ago and again tonight, sent his measly usual $50 gift card, and begged to see pictures of the dead skin on My feet, because he is a pathetic loser that wants to eat that shit or something. Vile. I actually might make a clip using a ped egg or something so you losers can see the dead skin, and I’ll keep it in an envelope available for purchase just to taunt you….
Then I had two other stupid bitches hit Me up tonight…one wants Me to control his eating habits completely which should be fucking fun…I’m really going to fuck with him LOL. The other one is a dumb ugly fucker who lives nearby and I’ve named him puppy. He’s gonna be My little girly puppy and will be trained to eat puppy chow, among other things…the goal is to lead him around in public on a pink leash while he shops for Me. Hahahaha. He sent Me a gift card and then felt the need to have some puppy play time and jack off, so I made him send another!
And now, while I’m writing this post, some other stupid drunk bitch sent Me a gift card…
you addicts are such fucking stupid retards, but I love shopping on your dime. I have so much shit coming in the mail I can’t wait…and in the meantime I’m going to fucking TORMENT you!!! HAHAH Oh, and losers, check out My niteflirt listings. I updated it. and make sure you WATCH MY FUCKING TWITTER!!!
Now go buy Me more shit, losers.
Sorry, fuckers. I know you’ve been sitting at your computers drooling all over yourselves waiting for My return. I’ve been so busy though!! With Christmas, the new year, My birthday…plus everything else!! I went and visited My friend out of state with My boyfriend for a while as well…so much fun. Haven’t stopped raking in cash from you fucking losers, though, hahahaa. I’ve been mostly accepting cash and hoarding amazon giftcards (I have like $800 sitting in My account at the moment), but I’ve also been on a makeup BINGE. I got a really cute sparkly purple makeup bag from Urban Decay and I love it SOOO fucking much holy shit….I love all things purple and pink and sparkly so obviously I HAD to get it. I got a new blush and under eye concealer from Benefit, an AWESOME long lasting 24/7 eyeliner from Urban Decay, Urban Decay’s All Nighter makeup setting spray (awesome for going out), MAC eyebrow pencil, and MAC Wonder Woman eyeliner marker, among other things. I also have some Makeup Forever HD Foundation & Powder coming…I tried it out at Sephora once before and that stuff is AMAZING.
Oh yeah, and I got some new boots & flats….I love them SO MUCH!! The boots are ESPECIALLY comfy even though they are pretty high heels–I got them thanks to some boot whore named francois who forked over probably $500ish in amazon gift cards against his will, LOL, completely hypnotized by My feet in My leather boots….fucking hilarious. I also got him shitfaced and got him to tell Me details about his life even though he was terrified to even tell Me his first name…guess he got scared and ran away. Whatever, little bitch will be back. Such a whore for My boots.
ANYWAY, the latest bitch I’ve been abusing is a little cuckold whore who out of the fucking blue sent Me $500, and you know I like that shit.
SO I decided to put this stupid bitch to good use and make sure he’s My little whore for Valentine’s Day and buys shit for Me and MY Man. The dumb little moneyslut followed My orders IMMEDIATELY, just like I like, sending Me a $200 gift card for lingerie and dropping $100 at godiva.com to get some chocolates for My boyfriend shipped express. He’s also mailed an envelope full of $$cash$$ I am expecting Monday and will most certainly show off. Oh! And I bought the new Lelo Tor II on Amazon, it’s a waterproof rechargeable cock ring with super high vibration capabilities. Can’t wait to use it with My Man on Valentine’s. 😉 Hahahahha. I love taunting you fucking dumbasses. Anyway, if any of you other pathetic little grovelling piggies want in on contributing to My amazing Valentine’s Day, shoot Me an email and I’ll find a spot for you, LOL.
OH, and whatever bitches keep calling Me at fucking 5am…don’t be surprised if I don’t fucking pick up jesus christ I’m either asleep or busy having fun LOL christ. It’s been a while since I sufficiently abused any of you fuckers on Niteflirt but I’m overdue. I keep getting these poor shits that call Me for like 3 minutes…LOL so fucking boring. Whatever. A quick buck for Me I guess. I might as well ignore your dumb ass. Make sure you have a good chunk of change if you call Me, My line is fucking $7.99 for a reason, it’s because I AM HERE TO TAKE YOUR MONEY, omfg. AND DON’T CALL MY IGNORE LINE AND TRY TO TALK TO ME LOL!!!!
Anyway, I have to go get ready, I’m going out tonight–I’m actually going clubbing for the first time since I’ve turned 21. Going to be a fucking blast. And speaking of My ignore line, give Me a ring after 8PM EST and I’ll fucking ignore you while I drink and party LOL
Bye fuckers. Look forward to more frequent updates, and go buy Me shit NOW: