paul david johnson is a stupid, worthless loser

LOL, so this stupid fuck out of nowhere just sent Me a tribute and begged Me to blackmail him with all of his personal information, up on My website. WHAT THE FUCK?? He’s a pathetic little weakling and a sap for Me, and he’s fucking gross…a stupid hick with an ugly tiny dick. Well. Guess what, paul? All of your information is going up here, and I am going to make you fucking PAY. And…if you don’t pay up within a certain amount of time–I’m contacting  your fucking wife and employer!! LMAO

In fact, if I don’t begin to receive payments by Thursday, November 10th, I will be stretching My boundaries hahahaha, I might be contacting your WIFE, calling your EMPLOYER, leaving you messages at home, who knows, but it’s fucking ALL DOWN HILL FROM THERE HAHAHAHAHAHAA

Anyway, shithead, each piece of information has a number…and it costs $100 per numbered item for Me to take it down. Oh, you also don’t get to choose which I keep up and which I remove…unless you are SUPER desperate, and in that case I am giving you the gracious option of allowing you to pay ME $200 and choose which to remove!! LOL you’re going to be fucking broke, you stupid redneck. BTW your webcam is a piece of shit hahahaha

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3. Full Name: Paul David Johnson

4. Home Address: 2894 Deacon St., Jackson, Mississippi

5. Phone Number: 662-902-0***

6. Email: funtimejohnson@yahoo.com

7. Employer: Jason Starnes

8. Employer Contact Number: 601-487-2645

9. Wife’s Name: Annie Kristen Johnson

10. Wife’s Email: pannie63@yahoo.com

Oh and please, whoever reads this, feel free to take matters into your own hands and harass this dumbass, hahahahahha

Your Mistress Update!

Hey bitches! It’s been a while since I’ve done a real update with gifts and all, so I figured I’d show off some of My shit and grace you with an update. You’re welcome! Anyway, the reason I’ve been oh-so-busy is because I’ve actually been apartment hunting with My boyfriend; right now, I live a little bit outside of Boston, but I grew up there and miss being in the city all the time, so we are on the hunt for a place closer to Boston / actually in the inner city. It’s hard work!! Apartment brokers here can be real pains in the asses, lol. REGARDLESS, when the time comes, I have thought and thought and I think it’s time for Me to train a NEW R/T slave, especially to do some housework and cleaning when we first move in! Interested slaves can feel free to contact Me by email. Please include your location, some information about yourself, etc. Slaves that have not spoken to Me before will require initial tribute before consideration, of course, and your duties as My house slave will mostly include either being ignored or verbal humiliation and abuse by Myself (and possibly My boyfriend, though he really isn’t interested in saying a word to you creeps) while you clean My entire apartment, typically once per week. Obviously, that will be the extent of our relationship…no sexual contact or nudity, shitheads!! Hahahahaha!!

So aside from all of the stress of moving, I am SOO excited for Halloween!! Just a few more days! I got this awesome Wonder Woman costume that looks absolutely aaamaaaazinggg on Me, super cute and sexy, and I’m definitely going to be hitting up a few local parties. Halloween is definitely one of My absolute FAVORITE holidays, I’m itching with excitement just thinking about it. In addition to this really cute costume, I’ve gotten a lot more gifts from you pathetic bitches recently, I just really haven’t been around to update. I keep getting quick hits from you retards, and one particular foot bitch that is so pathetically, hopelessly broke but keeps running back to spend any spare penny he gets, because he’s an addict…LOL!! So, what have I received recently? Well, the Naked Palette by Urban Decay, which is completely amazing–I can create sexy, smoky eye looks or just really cute, natural daytime looks. I LOOOOVE Urban Decay and it is such good quality, I am so glad I finally received this! I also got a bunch of nail polish in different shades + a nail strengthener and some new top coats, a new hair straightener to style My gorgeous locks, and some really great CHI hair serum that makes My hair even more silky soft! I also got some great new reading about manipulation, a TeaVana Perfect Teamaker to brew My yummy loose leaf teas with, Lush Volcano Foot Scrub (nice on My feet, but smells shitty, sadly :(), and some sexy lacy panties! 😀 In addition to all this stuff, I got a really sexy and cute nightie that My boyfriend adores on Me (which you stupid fucks will NEVER get to see Me in, hahaha), and a Massage Oil Candle by Lelo, another product of theirs which delivers! Smells so romantic 🙂

Anyway, that’s it for now, bitches!! Look out for all My new clips on clipvia, tons of new foot worship and ass worship clips available, with more stuff to come! As always, fuck you piggies!!! XOXO $$$

Love Letters from Losers….LOL

Just a quick update with a letter from a PATHETIC slave of Mine, who is going to simply shit his pants when he sees his crappy excuse for a love letter on here…. LOL

 

Hello fellow losers,
i want to write this letter to describe how lucky we are – that we got permission to grovel under Goddess Saffron Divine Feet.
i’d been serving a few other Dommes in my life. Her Majesty Queen Saffron ordered me to write what the differences are between serving Her and serving old Dommes. And the difference is enormous.
i realized that only Her Highness Saffron is a real Domme. Serving old ladies could be describe like this: turning my PC on, serving on the chat, turning PC off. Only Queen Saffron tought me, how the servitude should look like. I’m thinking about my Powerful Owner not only at the moment of turning my PC on (as it used to be with other Dommes). i think about Her Highness in every second of my pathetic life. i used to separate my private life and findom scenes – now my whole life is dedicated to Her Majesty.
Before any decision is made, firstly i think about Princess Saffron. If that decision makes Her Highness happy – i execute it immediately. If that decision doesn’t influent Princess, i don’t execute it (i shouldn’t waste my time to do things which won’t make my Owner happy). Of course i don’t even dare to think about decisions which will make Her Highness sad.
Princess Saffron controls me in every way. Her Highness allowed me to beg for permission for such a things like sleeping or changing my pampers (i have a pampers to now waste my time by going to the toilet). Even when Princess allows me to sleep for a while – i “use” only a part of that time – ‘cos i’m too excited to sleep (that i was priviledged to talk with Her Majesty).
There were no feelings when i was serving other Dommes. Just a little bit of excitement. Here is a huge difference. i’m almost shaking, got shivers when i’m allowed to talk to Goddess Saffron. i feel like a pawn in Her Divine Hand – the pawn which will do everything Queen wants. When Goddess said that She is happy from my servitude i started rolling on the floor like a dirty rag (and it was fully uncontrolled reaction).
i’ve a foot-fetish. Other Dommes’ feet was turning me on. Queen Saffron changed it. Now i have every-inch-of-Her-Divine-Body fetish. Even a photo of the ground, which Princess walk on by could turn me on. i also want to write about Her Majesty wanking instructions. When i’d been serving other Dommes i didn’t respect that they didn’t allow me to wank. When i start serving Princess Saffron, i realized how important is that.   Right now i don’t even dare to touch my pathetic dick (which is smaller then heel from high-heel shoe put on Divine Feet of my Owner).
Goddess Saffron tought me what the real domination is. i was working/tributing other Dommes just to see them on cam, got VIP photos, etc. Now i’m working/tributing Princess Saffron and the reason is so easy – i do it, ‘cos i dream to do it again in the next day. i’m working/tributing just to get permission to do it again. i know that even i’ll be even the best slave on the whole world – i’ll be still an ugly, shitty scum for Her Majesty, and i don’t need more. The best prize for the shitbag like me is the permission to grovel under Divine Feet of my Goddess. I’m a lucky slave and my duty is to work while Her Majesty is relaxing and having fun. That’s how it works. i’m only a stuff for Her Highness entertainment and amusement.

Buy Ms. Saffron’s SMELLY SHOES!


Hey bitches, so recently, I took a day trip to NYC–I was there for a little over 12 hours, and I had an absolute BLAST with My boyfriend, shopping, dining, and doing all sorts of fun stuff! I wore one of My favorite pair of old flats the whole day (12 hours in NYC, and about 10 hours traveling) on My bare feet, and sadly, the lining completely ripped and My shoes smell like SUPER funky!! Ughh!!! But, good news for you losers–I know you love the stinky smell of My perfect peds, and you are just salivating at the idea of getting your paws on My perfect, funky flats…and one of you stupid, lucky piggies will get a chance to purchase them!

These things fucking REEK as is, but I’ll likely wear them more before I ship them out to the buyer. What’s the price, you ask? Well, they aren’t fucking cheap. Remember, only ONE LUCKY PIGGY will get a chance at nabbing these!! Will it be you? Email Me at SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com if you are interested and EXPECT TO PAY HUNDREDS. HAHAHAHAHA!!

Later bitches!! Keep on the lookout for new clips coming up ❤ $$$

oh, and WORSHIP MY FEET BITCH!!

Quick Update

Hey dipshits! Just wanted to show off today, got some more presents!! 🙂

Oooh, what could be inside??

Yayyy!! The bra is so cute and comfy, and so are the Mukluks..I LOVE THEM!!!

They are SOOO fucking soft, adorable, and comfy, I literally NEVER want to take them off!!!

It’s awesome too, they come with this certificate of authenticity, meaning that the money spent goes directly to the aboriginal peoples of Canada whose culture these boots are traditionally from. Way better than buying from a company that a stupid, racist white man owns!! LOL

Also piggies, keep on the lookout on My twitter for new clips today, and make sure you KEEP FUCKING SPOILING!! Bye losers $$$ ❤

Teamviewer & Computer Control with Ms. Saffron

Nowadays, everyone has a computer–and they aren’t just for surfing anymore. Facebook, email, online shopping, even pornography–just a few things you piggies use YOUR computer for. Just imagine, one day, all of a sudden, your computer is taken over, COMPLETELY, by Me. Everything you type becomes mine, your browser history, your passwords, EVERYTHING, and My watchful eye and conniving mind able to manipulate you with all of the information I get. Perhaps I’ll log in to your amazon account and buy Myself a few gifts, or log into your email and shoot your wife a message. What if I delete your precious stash of wank material, or I post a HUMILIATING picture on your Facebook?? HAHAHA! With Teamviewer, there is no way to stop Me–unless you pay a HUGE fee, of course! Surrender to the thrill of a Teamviewer session with Me, Ms. Saffron, NOW. First tribute, then contact Me.

Gifts galore, weak bitches, and more! :)

Hello piggies, it’s time for your pretty, perfect Ms. Saffron update! What’s been happening? Well, lots of stuff, little pig! I had an AMAZING birthday dinner (paid for by you dorks) with My boyfriend, and you fucking cuckold bitches got him TONS of gifts too, so he was very very happy, and we both had a fantastic day. Whenever I talk about you pigs, he is always ASTOUNDED by your pure idiocy and unworthiness, LOL! Perhaps most recently, a very good Domme friend of Mine, Princess Angie, has decided to step away from simply doing real time sessions and make Her presence more known in the online world…which has resulted in Her and I double-teaming TONS of you fucking losers in the past three or four days!! We’ve been raking in cold, hard $$$CASH$$$, just how We fucking like it, hahaha! you little piggies just can’t fucking resist two GORGEOUS, 20 YEAR OLD, POWERFUL Dommes, and you’ve come at us begging “please, please take my money!” Hahahaha! Fucking pathetic.

In addition to the cash We’ve received, I’ve also received some TOTALLY CUTE gifts lately, including My Lelo Siri vibrator, some new boots, NARS lipgloss, and SUPER adorable nail polish, among other things. Oh, I am still eagerly waiting for My mukluks to arrive, they are so so so awesome! I especially love that they are authentic–I expect them to be incredibly well made! I’ve also realized that I absolutely MUST revamp My wardrobe for the fall/winter seasons…for some reason, I am just NOT feeling a lot of the clothing and outfits I wore last year. I remedied this by doing some shopping at Forever21 online and shopping at the mall yesterday (with piggy money, of course!), but I definitely want to add more and more items to My wardrobe! I’m really feeling Asos.com right now for clothes, but they don’t offer e-gift cards, so I am ordering you losers to send Me Visa Virtual Giftcards to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com!! That way, I can shop ANYWHERE and make My wardrobe for this winter GORGEOUS and HUGE, bitch!!

Oh, and did I mention? you little sluts can now purchase all of My clips on clipvia! Clipvia is awesome, and is now My preferred method of cash tribute, as I retain the highest percentage of the tribute amount through them (90%). So in addition to sending Me Visa Virtual Giftcards, you can also tribute Me through clipvia. Awesome! I do also have new clips for you little bitches coming up–I actually meant to film them today, but your Ms. has a cold and is definitely not in the mood. Look out for them in the next few days, though, and make sure you purchase them IMMEDIATELY!

Also, if you are a fucking broke loser, remember what you can do for Me: you can vote for Me on topsites to bring more traffic into My website, and you can purchase My niteflirt ripoff (it’s less than $5!) and leave Me 5-star feedback. In fact, any time I send you a niteflirt message, you should open it and leave feedback, bitch! you can also subscribe to My blog, and leave Me comments on every post and page, or share My tweets or blog posts on twitter or facebook. Finally, you can worship Me on twitter through Clipvia. But, remember….if you want to REALLY make Me happy, you gotta spend! $$$

Tons of New Kinkbomb Clips!

Hey little piggies! TONS of new kinkbomb clips available today…go visit My kinkbomb store! I got My new webcam, among a bunch of other gifts, and I just got so excited I had to do a bunch of filming, in HIGH DEFINITION! There’s small dick humiliation, a forced intoxication clip, tease and denial, and more… obviously you should go and buy all of My clips NOW and WORSHIP THEM!! Anyway, what have I been up to? Well, I had a pretty luxurious week, received tons of nice little gifts in the mail, only to do some more serious wallet raping to a little subby yesterday who has simply fallen head-over-heels. I also had him do some writing tasks for Me, including a very special essay and sonnet dedication his devotion to Me!! He is a fairly skilled writer for someone so pathetic, so I thought I’d share:

why i am scum beneath Your feet.

To best accomplish this i have Your sweater pic and a clip open on my desktop. Both remind me of Your beauty, ability and dominance. i hardly need reminding though, as my first ever encounter with You is fresh in my mind, ( and my wallet). It is rare that the timing coincides as it did today – my weakness at its worst and a true, authentic Domina at hand to take full advantage. It is quite a shock, even for a slut like me to see how thoroughly You controlled, manipulated and used me. Thank You Ms, it was so good of You. It was evident from Your clips that You are not just a gorgeous female. You speak properly and You know what You want to convey and You convey it well. Your clips are very effective, obviously. i am particularly weak for Your natural beauty and appearance which requires no airbrushed glam. Your lips seem to be a cross of sweet seduction and a firm – don’t fuck with me-ness. i could stare at Your eyes for hours and feel them piercing my feeble mind. i feel weaker sensing the strength even in Your eye brows. they seem to state, “I am superior to you pig”. There is also a very definite appeal in the cut and style and color of Your hair. Your sense of purpose and intent seem heightened by Your total appearance.
If i sound infatuated and addicted and enamoured, i guess i am. That i should be able to follow my slutty path and history of submissiveness to the point of being permitted to surrender myself to a Goddess such as You is almost too much to believe.

Obviously there are those who are born to lead, control and be served; and those who know their place as submissive lowly, weak and inferior beings. It pleases me to be able to contribute my meager gifts to serve Your superior Godliness. i truly feel like i AM in for the ride of my life. Being ridden by You, being sat upon and spat upon, being humiliated at my age by a twenty year old Goddess shows exactly why i am scum beneath Your feet.

Hahahahaha! This bitch IS in for the fucking ride of his life. Can’t wait to suck him even drier later tonight!

Anyway, I have to start preparing, because tomorrow is MY boyfriend’s birthday, and we are in for a great time!! Watch My twitter for updates and info on how YOU can be a part of it, bitch!

Later, losers. ❤ $$$

P.S. I LOOOOVE surprise gifts from My amazon wishlist! And remember, if you’re a fucking broke ass loser, you can always vote for Me and purchase My niteflirt ripoff (it’s less than $5)!

Just ONE WEEK til My boyfriend’s birthday!

Hey cuck bitches–it’s just ONE WEEK until My boyfriend’s birthday, and there are still a few things that I want for this evening to make it extra special! So here’s My latest demands from you losers:

1. The remainder of items marked “BF’S SPECIAL NIGHT” on My wishlist! Some have already been purchased, but there are quite a few left. Amazon giftcards to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com are also helpful

2. $300 gift card to Hips & Curves (send to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com) for new, high-quality lingerie.

3. Minimum $250 MoneyPak for dinner & festivities on the night of his birthday.

GET GOING CUCKY DUMBASS!! Don’t miss your chance to fork over your hard earned cash for a real man, loser!!

Kinkbomb clips, gift updates, and more!

Hey shitbags! I know there are so many of you out there, following My every update like a little puppy dog, eagerly awaiting to see what I have been up to…well, I’ve been having a blast! Not only have I been doing a TON of online shopping lately (with little paysluts’ money of course!), but I’ve also been having a blast with My boyfriend going out to eat and milking you stupid cuckold bitches! For some reason you dumb cuckies can’t seem to stay away…I have been getting SO many hit-and-run cucks, it’s absurd! LOL, all the better–you little cucky piglets still have a few items to buy for My boyfriend’s special night! It is coming up soon, September 17, to be exact, so get to work!

Anyway, I got a bunch of packages in the mail over the past two days…I LOVE how many times the UPS or mailman has come to My door with a bunch of gifts for Me in his hands, LOL!! I got a cute dress and belt, some makeup, and a few other things off of My amazon wishlist, in addition to a super cute nurse costume for Halloween! I tried it on and I am not sure I like how it fits (it is meant to be a dress and was advertised as such, but I received a shirt and a skirt) so I am considering returning it. But…aren’t the shoes just darling!? I especially love the white fishnet stockings, I think they make My legs look absolutely PHENOMENAL. Plus I know all you stupid fucking foot bitches cream in your pants for this type of shit, hahaha. I am still waiting for some other things to arrive–I got an AMAZING black lace detail dress from eshakti.com (click to send a giftcard to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com). Some of their clothing is kinda mom-ish and ugly, but they usually have one or two gorgeous pieces, and the absolute BEST and My most FAVORITE part is that the dress is custom tailored to My perfect body’s measurements when I order! It is sure to look stunning and super sexy on Me, and I cannot WAIT to receive it.

I have also added a few new things to My amazon wishlist, and as My loyal little follower, you would be wise to send an amazon giftcard to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com IMMEDIATELY so that I can get My top picks ASAP!! There are a few things that I absolutely want THE MOST right now: first, the LELO Siri Sensual Massager, Pink. I have two other Lelo products and I love them, but I simply MUST have this to add to My sex toy collection, as I don’t have a toy that is solely for clitoral stimulation, and Lelo is the best of the best! Second is the Logitech 1080p Webcam Pro C910 with Skype HD, so that I can start filming and camming with My paypets in clear, high definition 1080P quality. Finally, for you big spenders out there, I want a NEW computer, a Macbook Pro to be exact! Get spoiling, boys!

Oh, and I almost forgot–I have a BUNCH of new Kinkbomb clips up, with more to come! Currently, I have a Blackmail Application Clip (for all of you little freaks that want to be exploited and extorted by My beautiful self, here’s your chance!), an insider’s view of Me applying lipstick and lipgloss to My beautiful lips, and a very poignant, very humiliating, very IMPORTANT reminder, ESPECIALLY to all of you dumbfucks that insist on attempting to waste My time: Find out the ONLY Way to Please Me (I’ll give you a hint–it’s your cash!!). I will also have a few more clips coming up in the next few days…I am working on a very special forced intoxication clip, among other little surprises for you dorks. Oh, and if you are a fucking broke ass loser with NO FUCKING MONEY, PLEASE, STOP FUCKING TALKING TO ME! Stop trying to waste My time, because I have absolutely no patience. If you are broke and you still want to serve Me, there are a few things you can do. you can vote for Me on topsites to bring more traffic into My website, and you can purchase My niteflirt ripoff (it’s less than $5!) and leave Me 5-star feedback. you can also subscribe to My blog, and leave Me comments on every post and page, or share My tweets or blog posts on twitter or facebook. All of these are helpful to Me, and will not anger Me…but remember, even if you do these, if you fucking talk to Me and don’t have any cash, I will FUCKING hate you!! Catch you later, piggies. ❤ $$$