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HUGE Update!

Hello dummies! Has it been a while or what? I barely even know where to start! I’ve been so busy having so much fun on pig dime that I really haven’t bothered to much to maintain My blog or My twitter, and adding in school, I’ve had so little free time. Before you fret, I’ve now decided I’m going to make much more of an effort to update you dorks about My lavish lifestyle!

So anyway, if you follow My twitter at all, you probably noticed back in the summer I had My slave maggot signed into permanent servitude with a contract, which you can view on the left. That is part of his initiation tribute, the rest of which he paid on venmo–which I LOVE, by the way–for a total of $2,500. He has been tributing weekly ever since, like a good little slut should, in addition to buying Me all sorts of presents and sending money at My whim in order to fund My wonderful lifestyle. He has spent TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars on My Glorious Self. Sometimes, My girlfriends and I double team him and screw his wallet especially hard. After all, We deserve it more than anyone, no?

Many slaves get so excited by this notion of long term commitment, but few follow through. My suggestion? Take the leap. maggot knows he will be serving Me forever, through thick and thin, and has come to accept that he will always be working hard for Me, and that I will always be #1 on his mind. The pure satisfaction of serving Me and receiving My abuse is the biggest perk for him, and brings his life meaning and contentment. Slaves that run and hide from Me have Me eating away at their mind forever, wondering what could have been. Isn’t the obvious answer to submit?

Anyway, I’ve collected some photos of a few of the great presents I’ve received lately, and these really are just a few of My favorites. In addition to all the really cute and awesome stuff below, I’ve received countless other smaller gifts, an awesome new television, THREE iPads (one for Me, one for My 91 year old great-grandmother, one for a close friend), two laptops (one for My boyfriend and one for My little brother), and TONS of clothes.


Obviously, I absolutely love EVERYTHING I’ve received (mainly because I leave nothing up to chance and order you to get EXACTLY what I want, haha) but I really especially love My Marc by Marc Jacobs bag! I wear it to school all the time. I also REALLY adore My new Christian Louboutin shoes, however I unfortunately sprained My ankle last weekend and I am still recovering, so I haven’t been able to wear them yet :(. I was honestly devastated! I don’t think I’m supposed to wear heels for at least another month or so. Oh yeah! And I almost forgot to show off My Gucci bag and My Brian Atwood heels!

I love the cool oil slick look! Aside from all the wonderful gifts I have received, I have been totally living it up. I recently visited some close friends of Mine in Philadelphia and We had a blast dining out, drinking, clubbing, partying, and spending TONS of dumb slave money. A few lucky slaves called My ignore line when We were out to eat, and My friends laughed their asses off when I told them our $500 dinner was going to be COMPLETELY covered by My little lovesick losers! In addition, I purchased a vacation package and I will be travelling to Tuscany, Italy with a family member for a week in February–I’m so excited! I’ve been to Europe before, but never Italy, and we will be staying in a beautiful farmhouse. We will have a rental car, and will only be about 45 minutes from Florence, which is just amazing. I’ll be sure to take a TON of photos!

Anyway, let Me leave you dumb losers with a small reminder of why you are so undeserving of Me. 🙂

And I REALLY can’t list the rest of the countless chump change $50 and $25 ones and I’m getting tired of finding gift cards BUT here’s some ugly fucktard that sent his photo too, LOL:

ANYWAY, BYE LOSERS! And fuck you 🙂

Quick Update: Remember paul? well he really IS retarded!

Yeah, so this fucking stupid little blackmail whore paul tells Me that I MUST take his info down, there is no way in hell he’s paying Me, blah blah blah….and he really pissed Me off. he told Me I might as well just tell his wife everything, soooo I called his bluff—and guess what? He fucking flipped out LMAO. Now his stupid bitch wife knows and he still has to pay up if he doesn’t want Me to contact his employer! And of course the info stays up til he makes his payments. he’s on his knees begging Me to let him give Me the $100 and take some info down…hahahaha, maybe, if you’re lucky, bitch! Next time, don’t fuck with Me, loser!

Oh, and here’s what I said to his wife:

Hello there Annie,
My name is Saffron. I am emailing you about your piece of shit excuse for a husband, paul. I don’t know if you had any inkling, but paul has a submissive fetish of giving young, beautiful women like Myself LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY, and BEGGING Me to blackmail him! LOL It’s called “consensual blackmail”. Your stupid husband messaged Me BEGGING Me to put all of his, yours, and his employer’s personal information on My website, and sent Me $500 via gr**ndot which I have already started spending…entirely unprovoked, simply because he is a fucking STUPID hick! he also BEGGED Me to charge him $100 per piece of info if he wanted Me to remove it…totaling a whopping $1,000! he mentioned you guys are broke…how pathetic. your retard husband spent $500 on Me for fucking NOTHING, because now he says he doesn’t have the money and there is no way he can afford to buy Me out, hence the reason I am contacting you. I know this must be hard for you to hear, but it’s even harder for Me, because I am putting up with your idiot husband’s moronic bullshit for chump change. Yeah yeah, he thinks I’m absolutely gorgeous, and cannot resist My stunning good looks paired with My biting intellect and cunning dominance, but what good is that if he can’t spend money on Me? Not good, not good at all! Honestly Annie, if I were you, I would feel betrayed, angry, manipulated, and PATHETIC for marrying such a fucking LOSER, AND for not keeping his dumb ass in line! I suggest a divorce…if you can even afford that, LOL. Maybe just spitting in his face and kicking him out to live on the streets would suffice. Sorry about the news, but damn Annie, you have some shit poor judgment.
Oh, by the way, just so you know this is REAL, you can view the information he gave Me, plus photos of him here:
Sincerely,
Ms. Saffron

www.spoilsaffron.com
LATER LOSERS
P.S. I’ll do a gift update soon, I just have been really busy having lots of fun with My boyfriend!!

paul david johnson is a stupid, worthless loser

LOL, so this stupid fuck out of nowhere just sent Me a tribute and begged Me to blackmail him with all of his personal information, up on My website. WHAT THE FUCK?? He’s a pathetic little weakling and a sap for Me, and he’s fucking gross…a stupid hick with an ugly tiny dick. Well. Guess what, paul? All of your information is going up here, and I am going to make you fucking PAY. And…if you don’t pay up within a certain amount of time–I’m contacting  your fucking wife and employer!! LMAO

In fact, if I don’t begin to receive payments by Thursday, November 10th, I will be stretching My boundaries hahahaha, I might be contacting your WIFE, calling your EMPLOYER, leaving you messages at home, who knows, but it’s fucking ALL DOWN HILL FROM THERE HAHAHAHAHAHAA

Anyway, shithead, each piece of information has a number…and it costs $100 per numbered item for Me to take it down. Oh, you also don’t get to choose which I keep up and which I remove…unless you are SUPER desperate, and in that case I am giving you the gracious option of allowing you to pay ME $200 and choose which to remove!! LOL you’re going to be fucking broke, you stupid redneck. BTW your webcam is a piece of shit hahahaha

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3. Full Name: Paul David Johnson

4. Home Address: 2894 Deacon St., Jackson, Mississippi

5. Phone Number: 662-902-0***

6. Email: funtimejohnson@yahoo.com

7. Employer: Jason Starnes

8. Employer Contact Number: 601-487-2645

9. Wife’s Name: Annie Kristen Johnson

10. Wife’s Email: pannie63@yahoo.com

Oh and please, whoever reads this, feel free to take matters into your own hands and harass this dumbass, hahahahahha

Kinkbomb clips, gift updates, and more!

Hey shitbags! I know there are so many of you out there, following My every update like a little puppy dog, eagerly awaiting to see what I have been up to…well, I’ve been having a blast! Not only have I been doing a TON of online shopping lately (with little paysluts’ money of course!), but I’ve also been having a blast with My boyfriend going out to eat and milking you stupid cuckold bitches! For some reason you dumb cuckies can’t seem to stay away…I have been getting SO many hit-and-run cucks, it’s absurd! LOL, all the better–you little cucky piglets still have a few items to buy for My boyfriend’s special night! It is coming up soon, September 17, to be exact, so get to work!

Anyway, I got a bunch of packages in the mail over the past two days…I LOVE how many times the UPS or mailman has come to My door with a bunch of gifts for Me in his hands, LOL!! I got a cute dress and belt, some makeup, and a few other things off of My amazon wishlist, in addition to a super cute nurse costume for Halloween! I tried it on and I am not sure I like how it fits (it is meant to be a dress and was advertised as such, but I received a shirt and a skirt) so I am considering returning it. But…aren’t the shoes just darling!? I especially love the white fishnet stockings, I think they make My legs look absolutely PHENOMENAL. Plus I know all you stupid fucking foot bitches cream in your pants for this type of shit, hahaha. I am still waiting for some other things to arrive–I got an AMAZING black lace detail dress from eshakti.com (click to send a giftcard to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com). Some of their clothing is kinda mom-ish and ugly, but they usually have one or two gorgeous pieces, and the absolute BEST and My most FAVORITE part is that the dress is custom tailored to My perfect body’s measurements when I order! It is sure to look stunning and super sexy on Me, and I cannot WAIT to receive it.

I have also added a few new things to My amazon wishlist, and as My loyal little follower, you would be wise to send an amazon giftcard to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com IMMEDIATELY so that I can get My top picks ASAP!! There are a few things that I absolutely want THE MOST right now: first, the LELO Siri Sensual Massager, Pink. I have two other Lelo products and I love them, but I simply MUST have this to add to My sex toy collection, as I don’t have a toy that is solely for clitoral stimulation, and Lelo is the best of the best! Second is the Logitech 1080p Webcam Pro C910 with Skype HD, so that I can start filming and camming with My paypets in clear, high definition 1080P quality. Finally, for you big spenders out there, I want a NEW computer, a Macbook Pro to be exact! Get spoiling, boys!

Oh, and I almost forgot–I have a BUNCH of new Kinkbomb clips up, with more to come! Currently, I have a Blackmail Application Clip (for all of you little freaks that want to be exploited and extorted by My beautiful self, here’s your chance!), an insider’s view of Me applying lipstick and lipgloss to My beautiful lips, and a very poignant, very humiliating, very IMPORTANT reminder, ESPECIALLY to all of you dumbfucks that insist on attempting to waste My time: Find out the ONLY Way to Please Me (I’ll give you a hint–it’s your cash!!). I will also have a few more clips coming up in the next few days…I am working on a very special forced intoxication clip, among other little surprises for you dorks. Oh, and if you are a fucking broke ass loser with NO FUCKING MONEY, PLEASE, STOP FUCKING TALKING TO ME! Stop trying to waste My time, because I have absolutely no patience. If you are broke and you still want to serve Me, there are a few things you can do. you can vote for Me on topsites to bring more traffic into My website, and you can purchase My niteflirt ripoff (it’s less than $5!) and leave Me 5-star feedback. you can also subscribe to My blog, and leave Me comments on every post and page, or share My tweets or blog posts on twitter or facebook. All of these are helpful to Me, and will not anger Me…but remember, even if you do these, if you fucking talk to Me and don’t have any cash, I will FUCKING hate you!! Catch you later, piggies. ❤ $$$

Ms. Saffron’s Ultimate Blackmail Program Application

Hey all you blackmail bitches–I am offering you the opportunity of a lifetime! Right now, you have the chance to purchase My blackmail program application video, chock full of the sexy, beautiful ME, DEMANDING all of your personal information! you simply will not be able to resist giving up all your deepest personal information to Me. If you are a stupid little blackmail bitch and you want your fucking life to SPIRAL DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN, in addition to completing the application, you will send a $100 tribute, in either gift card or moneypak form– plus you must be prepared to install teamviewer on your computer, and sign a customized contract surrendering your information to Me before the program begins. Keep in mind we will need to discuss your income, and you will be put on a weekly payment schedule. Blackmail with Me is not for the faint of heart, but I know your puny dick is poking out just at the thought, so get cracking, you little bitch!! LOL

What I LOVE About Blackmail

blackmailvid Want to hear Me talk about how much I love blackmail?? I can’t wait to take you for all your pathetic ass is worth just so your precious social life isn’t absolutely demolished. Buy My video now, boys (and don’t forget to rate it five stars)!! I know you’re shaking just thinking about hearing Me talk about all your sick desires…and getting a chance to look at My beautiful Self, too! What are you waiting for, piggy? If you’re interested in blackmail with Me, then go ahead and fill out My blackmail application. Oh, and while you’re at it, don’t forget to send a tribute!