Hello dummies! Has it been a while or what? I barely even know where to start! I’ve been so busy having so much fun on pig dime that I really haven’t bothered to much to maintain My blog or My twitter, and adding in school, I’ve had so little free time. Before you fret, I’ve now decided I’m going to make much more of an effort to update you dorks about My lavish lifestyle!
So anyway, if you follow My twitter at all, you probably noticed back in the summer I had My slave maggot signed into permanent servitude with a contract, which you can view on the left. That is part of his initiation tribute, the rest of which he paid on venmo–which I LOVE, by the way–for a total of $2,500. He has been tributing weekly ever since, like a good little slut should, in addition to buying Me all sorts of presents and sending money at My whim in order to fund My wonderful lifestyle. He has spent TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars on My Glorious Self. Sometimes, My girlfriends and I double team him and screw his wallet especially hard. After all, We deserve it more than anyone, no?
Many slaves get so excited by this notion of long term commitment, but few follow through. My suggestion? Take the leap. maggot knows he will be serving Me forever, through thick and thin, and has come to accept that he will always be working hard for Me, and that I will always be #1 on his mind. The pure satisfaction of serving Me and receiving My abuse is the biggest perk for him, and brings his life meaning and contentment. Slaves that run and hide from Me have Me eating away at their mind forever, wondering what could have been. Isn’t the obvious answer to submit?
Anyway, I’ve collected some photos of a few of the great presents I’ve received lately, and these really are just a few of My favorites. In addition to all the really cute and awesome stuff below, I’ve received countless other smaller gifts, an awesome new television, THREE iPads (one for Me, one for My 91 year old great-grandmother, one for a close friend), two laptops (one for My boyfriend and one for My little brother), and TONS of clothes.
Obviously, I absolutely love EVERYTHING I’ve received (mainly because I leave nothing up to chance and order you to get EXACTLY what I want, haha) but I really especially love My Marc by Marc Jacobs bag! I wear it to school all the time. I also REALLY adore My new Christian Louboutin shoes, however I unfortunately sprained My ankle last weekend and I am still recovering, so I haven’t been able to wear them yet :(. I was honestly devastated! I don’t think I’m supposed to wear heels for at least another month or so. Oh yeah! And I almost forgot to show off My Gucci bag and My Brian Atwood heels!
I love the cool oil slick look! Aside from all the wonderful gifts I have received, I have been totally living it up. I recently visited some close friends of Mine in Philadelphia and We had a blast dining out, drinking, clubbing, partying, and spending TONS of dumb slave money. A few lucky slaves called My ignore line when We were out to eat, and My friends laughed their asses off when I told them our $500 dinner was going to be COMPLETELY covered by My little lovesick losers! In addition, I purchased a vacation package and I will be travelling to Tuscany, Italy with a family member for a week in February–I’m so excited! I’ve been to Europe before, but never Italy, and we will be staying in a beautiful farmhouse. We will have a rental car, and will only be about 45 minutes from Florence, which is just amazing. I’ll be sure to take a TON of photos!
Anyway, let Me leave you dumb losers with a small reminder of why you are so undeserving of Me. 🙂
And I REALLY can’t list the rest of the countless chump change $50 and $25 ones and I’m getting tired of finding gift cards BUT here’s some ugly fucktard that sent his photo too, LOL:
My stupid puppy is in the fucking dog house because he finally broke up with his girlfriend (because I was making him abstain from sex with her lol) and he spent some money trying to get her back. I made him write an essay and if he’s reading this (which I am SURE he is), he better have a really fucking impressive tribute for Me. Anyway, here’s the essay his dumb ass wrote:
The past few weeks have been fairly difficult on me. i have not been feeling like myself at all and have been stressed about more than one thing. The only thing in my life that has been going well has been my allowance to serve You Ms. Saffron. Somehow i’ve managed to mess that up as well, for which I am truly sorry. i am sorry not only to You, but also sorry to have taken for granted what i know i am blessed to have had, which is a chance to serve a perfect amazing Princess.
i am not worthy of a lot Princess. i know where i belong in life, which is way under You. i should never even be able to breath the same air as You let alone be able to write to You and complete tasks for You. Getting to obey You is the best thing that has happened to me in quite some time. i know i am lucky to have such an opportunity.
my life should be directed toward Ms. Saffron. Every day should be an opportunity to make Her happy and make Her pleased with me. Instead i’ve found ways to make You upset with me and lose Your trust. i should never lose sight of what truly matters, which is You. Life will never be easy, but with You in my life leading the way, life will be better. Even in times when things get hard, Your control over me keeps me knowing i have a place under Your feet. i need to never forget just what a lucky slave i am to have a chance to serve an amazing Princess like Yourself.
Being a slave has been hard on me Ms. Saffron. i have always desired to have a life that i could be proud of and could be seen as normal for. i wanted my relationship with my ex girlfriend to work so much that i lost sight of the other things in my life, even the most important things. Even though my ex girlfriend was a large part of my life, and still is to some extent, i should not have let her influence cripple my service to You. You have been there for me always Princess, even though i’m a worthless loser to You, You have given me a place beneath You for which i am very grateful. it should not be the case that anything gets in between that service no matter what.
This has been a very trying week Princess Saffron. i have not had one single solid night of sleep in over a week. i have had obligations from my job that have made me work twice as hard as i usually do, and i have had other things pop up here and there that have had me working in overdrive. i am so devoted to You Ms. Saffron, that even though it is a fight to stay awake right now, i know You deserve a letter explaining how devoted iam to You and how grateful i am to be Your slave. It is something i never though possible, to be the slave of such an amazing sexy woman, yet i have the distinct honor of serving in just that way.
Although i am not necessarily where i want to be at this point in my life, i am always where i want to be when i am talking with You Ms. Saffron. Hearing about how amazing Your life is, and getting to take part in makeing it that amazing makes me realize that giving to You is not only good because it pleases You, but that giving to You is good because it helps me make someone’s life better when i cannot make my own better. You deserve to be worshiped by everyone on this planet Princess, i wish i could make a rule that said You were the Queen of the universe and i could make You have people working for You all day and all night. You deserve to have everything You want in life because You are superior and perfect.
i want to continue to serve You Princess, because without You i have no direction. You have shown me that i can be useful and can be helpful. i want nothing more than to please You every day, making sure You know how amazing and sexy You are. i know that i am a loser and worthless to You, and know that getting to serve is the reward for doing what You ask and obeying. These rewards make me so happy and complete Ms. Saffron. You know me so well and know exaclty what i need as a slave. You control my life and have helped to shae me into a better slave for You. i have deteriorated in many ways Ms. Saffron, but i want to continue to be molded and groomed into a slave You can be proud to call Yours.
Life has had me down recently Princess. Things haven’t seemed as bright, literally. My vision has been dulled, tastes haven’t been as good, and in general i have lost some ambition. Even though i have felt somewhat worthless, even more so than usual, i still know that i am the luckiest slave a love to get to serve You Ms. Saffron, and that i need to do a better job of showing You every day how much You mean to me.
i hope You can accept this letter as a sign of devotion Ms. Saffron. i am and hope to continue to be Your slave. i want to make You heppy and obey Your orders. i am lost in so many ways right now, losing You would be the last thing i would ever want. You are so amazing Princess. Thank You for being ther efor me and for using me in the past. i want to be there for You always and i hope You can make use of me still.
A guest post from My little slave john:
Ms. Saffron has a hold on me like no one else ever has or ever will. My entire body belongs to Her, but specifically my cock. This is something that i both find frustrating and love at the same time. Ms. Saffron has the ability to deny me any pleasure or to allow me the most amazing experience possible. It’s all subject t Her whim and i have no control over the matter.
Hey bitches! I’ve been pretty busy, but I guess I have lots of shit to update you guys on, so this post might be a long one. I’ve definitely been abusing losers a LOT and having a lot of fun…I feel ESPECIALLY mean lately. Anyway, news…well, My cuck bitch is on hiatus, meaning he’s not going to talk to Me or bother Me like a good cuck bitch until he sorts out his tax bullshit and can tribute again. Sounds good to Me! In the meantime, I’ve had some interesting encounters lately. First, some dumbass bitch emails Me some shit about all the guys that submit to Me must be so stupid, that he needs to stay away from Me because I might get him, etc. etc…so basically, some fucktard trying to pull some kind of reverse psychology bullshit on Me, thinking he’s clever, as most of you little shits do. Anyway, I showed him two pictures of My legs and he freaked out and coughed up some dough…nothing major though. Here’s the stupid leg lover’s tribute:
Then he proceeded to say he needed to block Me because I was “dangerous”…lol, what the fuck ever. Like I give a shit at all, you subs are so fucking annoying. Then, a few nights ago, I wallet-raped a drunky little bitch with a hair fetish pretty hard…although he was taking forever to complete My commands because he was too drunk, lol. At first I told him to buy all My clips, which took him fucking FOREVER to do because he was so drunk and fucking inept he couldn’t figure out which he had added to his cart already, and it ended up looking like this:
Now, I don’t usually have patience but this stupid ass loser pretty much took all of the work out of it for Me–he was essentially just dirty talking to himself about how I “owned” him now and My hair and shit so I ignored him while occasionally sending a link to pay Me LOL…as it should be. Anyway, I ended up with this haul before he became so fucked he could not function aside from drooling and babbling incoherently:
So, as you can probably guess, with all this fucking Amazon money I’ve been receiving TONS of packages straight to My door…and even as I keep buying stuff with the gift cards, dorks are buying Me stuff too! I’ve just about hit 200 items purchased–only two items away, how exciting! I was actually shocked the other day, because some little pig contacted Me on collarme and asked politely if he could purchase an item from My wishlist. I was skeptical, but granted permission, and believe it or not I actually received something a few days later. After he had purchased it, he cordially thanked Me, and hasn’t spoken to Me since. I think in My whole career as a Domme, this has only happened a handful of times, and I have to tell you, I ADORE when it does! Anyway, I got some new DVDS, some general items for around the house, and I should be receiving My Doc Martens in a few days, which I am very excited about.
Oh! And I’ve also been receiving quite a few gift cards for restaurants and things, courtesy of My broke little gruntwork dork, and he was doing quite well until he completely FUCKED UP a few days ago. If you are broke, and you KNOW all your extra cash should go to your Mistress, when you get a few extra bucks, do you spend half on yourself and half on your Mistress? FUCK NO. It ALL goes to Me. The stupid little shit thought he could get away with purchasing two of My foot clips…thankfully, unlike some truly hopeless subs, he is remorseful, but I am making sure he will never make this mistake again by banning him from any contact with Me or viewing of My website, twitter, clipvia, pictures, or ANYTHING to do with Me. He has been allowed to send Me one email per day, and he sounds so fucking pathetic…
I should probably conclude this because it’s getting a bit long at this point, but I want to make a final note that I will be posting a few things soon, and you should look out for them. First, I will be definitely posting a new page that makes it easy for you to pay one of My bills every month, and secondly, pretty soon I will be creating an option to buy My (TEXTING ONLY) phone number. If you are interested in the number now, you can feel free to email Me, prepared to pay, and you can buy it from Me if I permit it.
Finally, I DO have a one day cleaning gig available. Obviously, you must live nearby or be willing to make the trip, and I would like to have this happen pretty much as soon as possible. You will be required to pay a fee for this honor, as well as provide a car and any cleaning supplies I tell you to bring. A few obligatory duties will include cleaning My entire bathroom, including shower and toilet, sweeping and mopping, vacuuming My carpet, as well as making a trip to the nearest recycle & redeemable center to properly get rid of all the empty bottles and cans from all the awesome parties I’ve had. 🙂 Additional duties may include dusting, organizing things as I direct you, dishes, laundry, or cooking. Amount of hours is flexible, as long as essential duties are completed within the session. Side note: It also should be obvious, but in this real time cleaning session, neither you or I will be getting naked or doing anything of a sexual nature. you will be cleaning, and I will be barking orders at or ignoring you. Contact Me by email if interested with your next available day and how much of a tribute you can offer.
All right losers, I’ve written enough. Until next time.
Hey little piggies! TONS of new kinkbomb clips available today…go visit My kinkbomb store! I got My new webcam, among a bunch of other gifts, and I just got so excited I had to do a bunch of filming, in HIGH DEFINITION! There’s small dick humiliation, a forced intoxication clip, tease and denial, and more… obviously you should go and buy all of My clips NOW and WORSHIP THEM!! Anyway, what have I been up to? Well, I had a pretty luxurious week, received tons of nice little gifts in the mail, only to do some more serious wallet raping to a little subby yesterday who has simply fallen head-over-heels. I also had him do some writing tasks for Me, including a very special essay and sonnet dedication his devotion to Me!! He is a fairly skilled writer for someone so pathetic, so I thought I’d share:
why i am scum beneath Your feet.
To best accomplish this i have Your sweater pic and a clip open on my desktop. Both remind me of Your beauty, ability and dominance. i hardly need reminding though, as my first ever encounter with You is fresh in my mind, ( and my wallet). It is rare that the timing coincides as it did today – my weakness at its worst and a true, authentic Domina at hand to take full advantage. It is quite a shock, even for a slut like me to see how thoroughly You controlled, manipulated and used me. Thank You Ms, it was so good of You. It was evident from Your clips that You are not just a gorgeous female. You speak properly and You know what You want to convey and You convey it well. Your clips are very effective, obviously. i am particularly weak for Your natural beauty and appearance which requires no airbrushed glam. Your lips seem to be a cross of sweet seduction and a firm – don’t fuck with me-ness. i could stare at Your eyes for hours and feel them piercing my feeble mind. i feel weaker sensing the strength even in Your eye brows. they seem to state, “I am superior to you pig”. There is also a very definite appeal in the cut and style and color of Your hair. Your sense of purpose and intent seem heightened by Your total appearance.
If i sound infatuated and addicted and enamoured, i guess i am. That i should be able to follow my slutty path and history of submissiveness to the point of being permitted to surrender myself to a Goddess such as You is almost too much to believe.
Obviously there are those who are born to lead, control and be served; and those who know their place as submissive lowly, weak and inferior beings. It pleases me to be able to contribute my meager gifts to serve Your superior Godliness. i truly feel like i AM in for the ride of my life. Being ridden by You, being sat upon and spat upon, being humiliated at my age by a twenty year old Goddess shows exactly why i am scum beneath Your feet.
Hahahahaha! This bitch IS in for the fucking ride of his life. Can’t wait to suck him even drier later tonight!
Anyway, I have to start preparing, because tomorrow is MY boyfriend’s birthday, and we are in for a great time!! Watch My twitter for updates and info on how YOU can be a part of it, bitch!
Later, losers. ❤ $$$
2. $300 gift card to Hips & Curves (send to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com) for new, high-quality lingerie.
3. Minimum $250 MoneyPak for dinner & festivities on the night of his birthday.
GET GOING CUCKY DUMBASS!! Don’t miss your chance to fork over your hard earned cash for a real man, loser!!
Hey shitbags! I know there are so many of you out there, following My every update like a little puppy dog, eagerly awaiting to see what I have been up to…well, I’ve been having a blast! Not only have I been doing a TON of online shopping lately (with little paysluts’ money of course!), but I’ve also been having a blast with My boyfriend going out to eat and milking you stupid cuckold bitches! For some reason you dumb cuckies can’t seem to stay away…I have been getting SO many hit-and-run cucks, it’s absurd! LOL, all the better–you little cucky piglets still have a few items to buy for My boyfriend’s special night! It is coming up soon, September 17, to be exact, so get to work!
Anyway, I got a bunch of packages in the mail over the past two days…I LOVE how many times the UPS or mailman has come to My door with a bunch of gifts for Me in his hands, LOL!! I got a cute dress and belt, some makeup, and a few other things off of My amazon wishlist, in addition to a super cute nurse costume for Halloween! I tried it on and I am not sure I like how it fits (it is meant to be a dress and was advertised as such, but I received a shirt and a skirt) so I am considering returning it. But…aren’t the shoes just darling!? I especially love the white fishnet stockings, I think they make My legs look absolutely PHENOMENAL. Plus I know all you stupid fucking foot bitches cream in your pants for this type of shit, hahaha. I am still waiting for some other things to arrive–I got an AMAZING black lace detail dress from eshakti.com (click to send a giftcard to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com). Some of their clothing is kinda mom-ish and ugly, but they usually have one or two gorgeous pieces, and the absolute BEST and My most FAVORITE part is that the dress is custom tailored to My perfect body’s measurements when I order! It is sure to look stunning and super sexy on Me, and I cannot WAIT to receive it.
I have also added a few new things to My amazon wishlist, and as My loyal little follower, you would be wise to send an amazon giftcard to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com IMMEDIATELY so that I can get My top picks ASAP!! There are a few things that I absolutely want THE MOST right now: first, the LELO Siri Sensual Massager, Pink. I have two other Lelo products and I love them, but I simply MUST have this to add to My sex toy collection, as I don’t have a toy that is solely for clitoral stimulation, and Lelo is the best of the best! Second is the Logitech 1080p Webcam Pro C910 with Skype HD, so that I can start filming and camming with My paypets in clear, high definition 1080P quality. Finally, for you big spenders out there, I want a NEW computer, a Macbook Pro to be exact! Get spoiling, boys!
Oh, and I almost forgot–I have a BUNCH of new Kinkbomb clips up, with more to come! Currently, I have a Blackmail Application Clip (for all of you little freaks that want to be exploited and extorted by My beautiful self, here’s your chance!), an insider’s view of Me applying lipstick and lipgloss to My beautiful lips, and a very poignant, very humiliating, very IMPORTANT reminder, ESPECIALLY to all of you dumbfucks that insist on attempting to waste My time: Find out the ONLY Way to Please Me (I’ll give you a hint–it’s your cash!!). I will also have a few more clips coming up in the next few days…I am working on a very special forced intoxication clip, among other little surprises for you dorks. Oh, and if you are a fucking broke ass loser with NO FUCKING MONEY, PLEASE, STOP FUCKING TALKING TO ME! Stop trying to waste My time, because I have absolutely no patience. If you are broke and you still want to serve Me, there are a few things you can do. you can vote for Me on topsites to bring more traffic into My website, and you can purchase My niteflirt ripoff (it’s less than $5!) and leave Me 5-star feedback. you can also subscribe to My blog, and leave Me comments on every post and page, or share My tweets or blog posts on twitter or facebook. All of these are helpful to Me, and will not anger Me…but remember, even if you do these, if you fucking talk to Me and don’t have any cash, I will FUCKING hate you!! Catch you later, piggies. ❤ $$$
Hey all you blackmail bitches–I am offering you the opportunity of a lifetime! Right now, you have the chance to purchase My blackmail program application video, chock full of the sexy, beautiful ME, DEMANDING all of your personal information! you simply will not be able to resist giving up all your deepest personal information to Me. If you are a stupid little blackmail bitch and you want your fucking life to SPIRAL DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN, in addition to completing the application, you will send a $100 tribute, in either gift card or moneypak form– plus you must be prepared to install teamviewer on your computer, and sign a customized contract surrendering your information to Me before the program begins. Keep in mind we will need to discuss your income, and you will be put on a weekly payment schedule. Blackmail with Me is not for the faint of heart, but I know your puny dick is poking out just at the thought, so get cracking, you little bitch!! LOL
Hey you dumbass sissy–I know your little secret, you tiny little girlyboy; I know how you love the feel of silky soft women’s panties, your feet in heels, and being a little femmy bitch, especially when I force you into it. So sissies, I invite you to take Me on a very special shopping trip. To enter, send Me an Amazon Giftcard to email@example.com so that I may buy TONS of new makeup, and I will be making a CUSTOM MAKEUP TUTORIAL VIDEO of Me applying makeup to MY BEAUTIFUL FACE for the sissybitch who wins!! The winner is whoever sends the highest tribute amount before Friday, Sept 2nd, and will get the customized, personal video for free, in addition to an accompanying picture set. I will not only mesmerize you with My beauty in the video, but I will also teach you valuable and useful makeup skills to use on yourself. The video will be available for sale on My kinkbomb account for those who don’t win, but will be very expensive; however, those that send at least $100 tribute will receive a special discount code for 75% off! GET TO WORK GIRLIEPIGS!!
Hey losers!! Today I was bored and stuck inside because of the weather, so I decided to do My makeup– I was feeling inspired after I purchased some more last night on Amazon with a g/c from a stupid dork who went to bed with blue balls cause he was almost caught by wifey. LOL!! Anyway, luckily for you, I decided to take some pictures and make them available for purchase to all you creeps!! What, did you think they were for free? LOL! Yeah right! These pictures are sexy, cute, and teasing, and will definitely get you all perked up and ready to surrender your wallet. If you’d like to purchase My pics, you may do so here:
Also, to all you dumbass cuck losers: make sure you keep in mind My special cucky task for My boyfriend’s birthday! His birthday is in just under three weeks, and I want it to be the night of his life, so keep checking back for items marked as such. I’m also really craving a new pair of shoes…whichever footbitch first gets Me the adorable Irregular Choice Women’s Tea and Cake Pump on My wishlist will get a special set of pics when they arrive. Have at it, piggies!!