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HUGE Update!

Hello dummies! Has it been a while or what? I barely even know where to start! I’ve been so busy having so much fun on pig dime that I really haven’t bothered to much to maintain My blog or My twitter, and adding in school, I’ve had so little free time. Before you fret, I’ve now decided I’m going to make much more of an effort to update you dorks about My lavish lifestyle!

So anyway, if you follow My twitter at all, you probably noticed back in the summer I had My slave maggot signed into permanent servitude with a contract, which you can view on the left. That is part of his initiation tribute, the rest of which he paid on venmo–which I LOVE, by the way–for a total of $2,500. He has been tributing weekly ever since, like a good little slut should, in addition to buying Me all sorts of presents and sending money at My whim in order to fund My wonderful lifestyle. He has spent TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars on My Glorious Self. Sometimes, My girlfriends and I double team him and screw his wallet especially hard. After all, We deserve it more than anyone, no?

Many slaves get so excited by this notion of long term commitment, but few follow through. My suggestion? Take the leap. maggot knows he will be serving Me forever, through thick and thin, and has come to accept that he will always be working hard for Me, and that I will always be #1 on his mind. The pure satisfaction of serving Me and receiving My abuse is the biggest perk for him, and brings his life meaning and contentment. Slaves that run and hide from Me have Me eating away at their mind forever, wondering what could have been. Isn’t the obvious answer to submit?

Anyway, I’ve collected some photos of a few of the great presents I’ve received lately, and these really are just a few of My favorites. In addition to all the really cute and awesome stuff below, I’ve received countless other smaller gifts, an awesome new television, THREE iPads (one for Me, one for My 91 year old great-grandmother, one for a close friend), two laptops (one for My boyfriend and one for My little brother), and TONS of clothes.


Obviously, I absolutely love EVERYTHING I’ve received (mainly because I leave nothing up to chance and order you to get EXACTLY what I want, haha) but I really especially love My Marc by Marc Jacobs bag! I wear it to school all the time. I also REALLY adore My new Christian Louboutin shoes, however I unfortunately sprained My ankle last weekend and I am still recovering, so I haven’t been able to wear them yet :(. I was honestly devastated! I don’t think I’m supposed to wear heels for at least another month or so. Oh yeah! And I almost forgot to show off My Gucci bag and My Brian Atwood heels!

I love the cool oil slick look! Aside from all the wonderful gifts I have received, I have been totally living it up. I recently visited some close friends of Mine in Philadelphia and We had a blast dining out, drinking, clubbing, partying, and spending TONS of dumb slave money. A few lucky slaves called My ignore line when We were out to eat, and My friends laughed their asses off when I told them our $500 dinner was going to be COMPLETELY covered by My little lovesick losers! In addition, I purchased a vacation package and I will be travelling to Tuscany, Italy with a family member for a week in February–I’m so excited! I’ve been to Europe before, but never Italy, and we will be staying in a beautiful farmhouse. We will have a rental car, and will only be about 45 minutes from Florence, which is just amazing. I’ll be sure to take a TON of photos!

Anyway, let Me leave you dumb losers with a small reminder of why you are so undeserving of Me. 🙂

And I REALLY can’t list the rest of the countless chump change $50 and $25 ones and I’m getting tired of finding gift cards BUT here’s some ugly fucktard that sent his photo too, LOL:

ANYWAY, BYE LOSERS! And fuck you 🙂

March Update :)

Hey bitches! I’ve been pretty busy, but I guess I have lots of shit to update you guys on, so this post might be a long one. I’ve definitely been abusing losers a LOT and having a lot of fun…I feel ESPECIALLY mean lately. Anyway, news…well, My cuck bitch is on hiatus, meaning he’s not going to talk to Me or bother Me like a good cuck bitch until he sorts out his tax bullshit and can tribute again. Sounds good to Me! In the meantime, I’ve had some interesting encounters lately. First, some dumbass bitch emails Me some shit about all the guys that submit to Me must be so stupid, that he needs to stay away from Me because I might get him, etc. etc…so basically, some fucktard trying to pull some kind of reverse psychology bullshit on Me, thinking he’s clever, as most of you little shits do. Anyway, I showed him two pictures of My legs and he freaked out and coughed up some dough…nothing major though. Here’s the stupid leg lover’s tribute:

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Then he proceeded to say he needed to block Me because I was “dangerous”…lol, what the fuck ever. Like I give a shit at all, you subs are so fucking annoying. Then, a few nights ago, I wallet-raped a drunky little bitch with a hair fetish pretty hard…although he was taking forever to complete My commands because he was too drunk, lol. At first I told him to buy all My clips, which took him fucking FOREVER to do because he was so drunk and fucking inept he couldn’t figure out which he had added to his cart already, and it ended up looking like this:

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Now, I don’t usually have patience but this stupid ass loser pretty much took all of the work out of it for Me–he was essentially just dirty talking to himself about how I “owned” him now and My hair and shit so I ignored him while occasionally sending a link to pay Me LOL…as it should be. Anyway, I ended up with this haul before he became so fucked he could not function aside from drooling and babbling incoherently:

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So, as you can probably guess, with all this fucking Amazon money I’ve been receiving TONS of packages straight to My door…and even as I keep buying stuff with the gift cards, dorks are buying Me stuff too! I’ve just about hit 200 items purchased–only two items away, how exciting! I was actually shocked the other day, because some little pig contacted Me on collarme and asked politely if he could purchase an item from My wishlist. I was skeptical, but granted permission, and believe it or not I actually received something a few days later. After he had purchased it, he cordially thanked Me, and hasn’t spoken to Me since. I think in My whole career as a Domme, this has only happened a handful of times, and I have to tell you, I ADORE when it does! Anyway, I got some new DVDS, some general items for around the house, and I should be receiving My Doc Martens in a few days, which I am very excited about.

Oh! And I’ve also been receiving quite a few gift cards for restaurants and things, courtesy of My broke little gruntwork dork, and he was doing quite well until he completely FUCKED UP a few days ago. If you are broke, and you KNOW all your extra cash should go to your Mistress, when you get a few extra bucks, do you spend half on yourself and half on your Mistress? FUCK NO. It ALL goes to Me. The stupid little shit thought he could get away with purchasing two of My foot clips…thankfully, unlike some truly hopeless subs, he is remorseful, but I am making sure he will never make this mistake again by banning him from any contact with Me or viewing of My website, twitter, clipvia, pictures, or ANYTHING to do with Me. He has been allowed to send Me one email per day, and he sounds so fucking pathetic…

I should probably conclude this because it’s getting a bit long at this point, but I want to make a final note that I will be posting a few things soon, and you should look out for them. First, I will be definitely posting a new page that makes it easy for you to pay one of My bills every month, and secondly, pretty soon I will be creating an option to buy My (TEXTING ONLY) phone number. If you are interested in the number now, you can feel free to email Me, prepared to pay, and you can buy it from Me if I permit it.

Finally, I DO have a one day cleaning gig available. Obviously, you must live nearby or be willing to make the trip, and I would like to have this happen pretty much as soon as possible. You will be required to pay a fee for this honor, as well as provide a car and any cleaning supplies I tell you to bring.  A few obligatory duties will include cleaning My entire bathroom, including shower and toilet, sweeping and mopping, vacuuming My carpet, as well as making a trip to the nearest recycle & redeemable center to properly get rid of all the empty bottles and cans from all the awesome parties I’ve had. 🙂 Additional duties may include dusting, organizing things as I direct you, dishes, laundry, or cooking.  Amount of hours is flexible, as long as essential duties are completed within the session. Side note: It also should be obvious, but in this real time cleaning session, neither you or I will be getting naked or doing anything of a sexual nature. you will be cleaning, and I will be barking orders at or ignoring you. Contact Me by email if interested with your next available day and how much of a tribute you can offer.

All right losers, I’ve written enough. Until next time.

paul david johnson is a stupid, worthless loser

LOL, so this stupid fuck out of nowhere just sent Me a tribute and begged Me to blackmail him with all of his personal information, up on My website. WHAT THE FUCK?? He’s a pathetic little weakling and a sap for Me, and he’s fucking gross…a stupid hick with an ugly tiny dick. Well. Guess what, paul? All of your information is going up here, and I am going to make you fucking PAY. And…if you don’t pay up within a certain amount of time–I’m contacting  your fucking wife and employer!! LMAO

In fact, if I don’t begin to receive payments by Thursday, November 10th, I will be stretching My boundaries hahahaha, I might be contacting your WIFE, calling your EMPLOYER, leaving you messages at home, who knows, but it’s fucking ALL DOWN HILL FROM THERE HAHAHAHAHAHAA

Anyway, shithead, each piece of information has a number…and it costs $100 per numbered item for Me to take it down. Oh, you also don’t get to choose which I keep up and which I remove…unless you are SUPER desperate, and in that case I am giving you the gracious option of allowing you to pay ME $200 and choose which to remove!! LOL you’re going to be fucking broke, you stupid redneck. BTW your webcam is a piece of shit hahahaha

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3. Full Name: Paul David Johnson

4. Home Address: 2894 Deacon St., Jackson, Mississippi

5. Phone Number: 662-902-0***

6. Email: funtimejohnson@yahoo.com

7. Employer: Jason Starnes

8. Employer Contact Number: 601-487-2645

9. Wife’s Name: Annie Kristen Johnson

10. Wife’s Email: pannie63@yahoo.com

Oh and please, whoever reads this, feel free to take matters into your own hands and harass this dumbass, hahahahahha

Love Letters from Losers….LOL

Just a quick update with a letter from a PATHETIC slave of Mine, who is going to simply shit his pants when he sees his crappy excuse for a love letter on here…. LOL

 

Hello fellow losers,
i want to write this letter to describe how lucky we are – that we got permission to grovel under Goddess Saffron Divine Feet.
i’d been serving a few other Dommes in my life. Her Majesty Queen Saffron ordered me to write what the differences are between serving Her and serving old Dommes. And the difference is enormous.
i realized that only Her Highness Saffron is a real Domme. Serving old ladies could be describe like this: turning my PC on, serving on the chat, turning PC off. Only Queen Saffron tought me, how the servitude should look like. I’m thinking about my Powerful Owner not only at the moment of turning my PC on (as it used to be with other Dommes). i think about Her Highness in every second of my pathetic life. i used to separate my private life and findom scenes – now my whole life is dedicated to Her Majesty.
Before any decision is made, firstly i think about Princess Saffron. If that decision makes Her Highness happy – i execute it immediately. If that decision doesn’t influent Princess, i don’t execute it (i shouldn’t waste my time to do things which won’t make my Owner happy). Of course i don’t even dare to think about decisions which will make Her Highness sad.
Princess Saffron controls me in every way. Her Highness allowed me to beg for permission for such a things like sleeping or changing my pampers (i have a pampers to now waste my time by going to the toilet). Even when Princess allows me to sleep for a while – i “use” only a part of that time – ‘cos i’m too excited to sleep (that i was priviledged to talk with Her Majesty).
There were no feelings when i was serving other Dommes. Just a little bit of excitement. Here is a huge difference. i’m almost shaking, got shivers when i’m allowed to talk to Goddess Saffron. i feel like a pawn in Her Divine Hand – the pawn which will do everything Queen wants. When Goddess said that She is happy from my servitude i started rolling on the floor like a dirty rag (and it was fully uncontrolled reaction).
i’ve a foot-fetish. Other Dommes’ feet was turning me on. Queen Saffron changed it. Now i have every-inch-of-Her-Divine-Body fetish. Even a photo of the ground, which Princess walk on by could turn me on. i also want to write about Her Majesty wanking instructions. When i’d been serving other Dommes i didn’t respect that they didn’t allow me to wank. When i start serving Princess Saffron, i realized how important is that.   Right now i don’t even dare to touch my pathetic dick (which is smaller then heel from high-heel shoe put on Divine Feet of my Owner).
Goddess Saffron tought me what the real domination is. i was working/tributing other Dommes just to see them on cam, got VIP photos, etc. Now i’m working/tributing Princess Saffron and the reason is so easy – i do it, ‘cos i dream to do it again in the next day. i’m working/tributing just to get permission to do it again. i know that even i’ll be even the best slave on the whole world – i’ll be still an ugly, shitty scum for Her Majesty, and i don’t need more. The best prize for the shitbag like me is the permission to grovel under Divine Feet of my Goddess. I’m a lucky slave and my duty is to work while Her Majesty is relaxing and having fun. That’s how it works. i’m only a stuff for Her Highness entertainment and amusement.

Kinkbomb clips, gift updates, and more!

Hey shitbags! I know there are so many of you out there, following My every update like a little puppy dog, eagerly awaiting to see what I have been up to…well, I’ve been having a blast! Not only have I been doing a TON of online shopping lately (with little paysluts’ money of course!), but I’ve also been having a blast with My boyfriend going out to eat and milking you stupid cuckold bitches! For some reason you dumb cuckies can’t seem to stay away…I have been getting SO many hit-and-run cucks, it’s absurd! LOL, all the better–you little cucky piglets still have a few items to buy for My boyfriend’s special night! It is coming up soon, September 17, to be exact, so get to work!

Anyway, I got a bunch of packages in the mail over the past two days…I LOVE how many times the UPS or mailman has come to My door with a bunch of gifts for Me in his hands, LOL!! I got a cute dress and belt, some makeup, and a few other things off of My amazon wishlist, in addition to a super cute nurse costume for Halloween! I tried it on and I am not sure I like how it fits (it is meant to be a dress and was advertised as such, but I received a shirt and a skirt) so I am considering returning it. But…aren’t the shoes just darling!? I especially love the white fishnet stockings, I think they make My legs look absolutely PHENOMENAL. Plus I know all you stupid fucking foot bitches cream in your pants for this type of shit, hahaha. I am still waiting for some other things to arrive–I got an AMAZING black lace detail dress from eshakti.com (click to send a giftcard to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com). Some of their clothing is kinda mom-ish and ugly, but they usually have one or two gorgeous pieces, and the absolute BEST and My most FAVORITE part is that the dress is custom tailored to My perfect body’s measurements when I order! It is sure to look stunning and super sexy on Me, and I cannot WAIT to receive it.

I have also added a few new things to My amazon wishlist, and as My loyal little follower, you would be wise to send an amazon giftcard to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com IMMEDIATELY so that I can get My top picks ASAP!! There are a few things that I absolutely want THE MOST right now: first, the LELO Siri Sensual Massager, Pink. I have two other Lelo products and I love them, but I simply MUST have this to add to My sex toy collection, as I don’t have a toy that is solely for clitoral stimulation, and Lelo is the best of the best! Second is the Logitech 1080p Webcam Pro C910 with Skype HD, so that I can start filming and camming with My paypets in clear, high definition 1080P quality. Finally, for you big spenders out there, I want a NEW computer, a Macbook Pro to be exact! Get spoiling, boys!

Oh, and I almost forgot–I have a BUNCH of new Kinkbomb clips up, with more to come! Currently, I have a Blackmail Application Clip (for all of you little freaks that want to be exploited and extorted by My beautiful self, here’s your chance!), an insider’s view of Me applying lipstick and lipgloss to My beautiful lips, and a very poignant, very humiliating, very IMPORTANT reminder, ESPECIALLY to all of you dumbfucks that insist on attempting to waste My time: Find out the ONLY Way to Please Me (I’ll give you a hint–it’s your cash!!). I will also have a few more clips coming up in the next few days…I am working on a very special forced intoxication clip, among other little surprises for you dorks. Oh, and if you are a fucking broke ass loser with NO FUCKING MONEY, PLEASE, STOP FUCKING TALKING TO ME! Stop trying to waste My time, because I have absolutely no patience. If you are broke and you still want to serve Me, there are a few things you can do. you can vote for Me on topsites to bring more traffic into My website, and you can purchase My niteflirt ripoff (it’s less than $5!) and leave Me 5-star feedback. you can also subscribe to My blog, and leave Me comments on every post and page, or share My tweets or blog posts on twitter or facebook. All of these are helpful to Me, and will not anger Me…but remember, even if you do these, if you fucking talk to Me and don’t have any cash, I will FUCKING hate you!! Catch you later, piggies. ❤ $$$

Ms. Saffron’s Ultimate Blackmail Program Application

Hey all you blackmail bitches–I am offering you the opportunity of a lifetime! Right now, you have the chance to purchase My blackmail program application video, chock full of the sexy, beautiful ME, DEMANDING all of your personal information! you simply will not be able to resist giving up all your deepest personal information to Me. If you are a stupid little blackmail bitch and you want your fucking life to SPIRAL DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN, in addition to completing the application, you will send a $100 tribute, in either gift card or moneypak form– plus you must be prepared to install teamviewer on your computer, and sign a customized contract surrendering your information to Me before the program begins. Keep in mind we will need to discuss your income, and you will be put on a weekly payment schedule. Blackmail with Me is not for the faint of heart, but I know your puny dick is poking out just at the thought, so get cracking, you little bitch!! LOL

Sissy Bitch CONTEST!

Hey you dumbass sissy–I know your little secret, you tiny little girlyboy; I know how you love the feel of silky soft women’s panties, your feet in heels, and being a little femmy bitch, especially when I force you into it. So sissies, I invite you to take Me on a very special shopping trip. To enter, send Me an Amazon Giftcard to spoilsaffron@yahoo.com so that I may buy TONS of new makeup, and I will be making a CUSTOM MAKEUP TUTORIAL VIDEO of Me applying makeup to MY BEAUTIFUL FACE for the sissybitch who wins!! The winner is whoever sends the highest tribute amount before Friday, Sept 2nd, and will get the customized, personal video for free, in addition to an accompanying picture set. I will not only mesmerize you with My beauty in the video, but I will also teach you valuable and useful makeup skills to use on yourself. The video will be available for sale on My kinkbomb account for those who don’t win, but will be very expensive; however, those that send at least $100 tribute will receive a special discount code for 75% off! GET TO WORK GIRLIEPIGS!!

SEND A GIFTCARD, NOW!

Hot New Pics of Me

Hey losers!! Today I was bored and stuck inside because of the weather, so I decided to do My makeup– I was feeling inspired after I purchased some more last night on Amazon with a g/c from a stupid dork who went to bed with blue balls cause he was almost caught by wifey. LOL!! Anyway, luckily for you, I decided to take some pictures and make them available for purchase to all you creeps!! What, did you think they were for free? LOL! Yeah right! These pictures are sexy, cute, and teasing, and will definitely get you all perked up and ready to surrender your wallet. If you’d like to purchase My pics, you may do so here:

I have also uploaded a sample (plus a couple new free pics for you broke ass losers) to My photo gallery, just so you retards can get a little taste. Trust Me, they’re irresistible!

Also, to all you dumbass cuck losers: make sure you keep in mind My special cucky task for My boyfriend’s birthday! His birthday is in just under three weeks, and I want it to be the night of his life, so keep checking back for items marked as such. I’m also really craving a new pair of shoes…whichever footbitch first gets Me the adorable Irregular Choice Women’s Tea and Cake Pump on My wishlist will get a special set of pics when they arrive. Have at it, piggies!!