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HUGE Update!

Hello dummies! Has it been a while or what? I barely even know where to start! I’ve been so busy having so much fun on pig dime that I really haven’t bothered to much to maintain My blog or My twitter, and adding in school, I’ve had so little free time. Before you fret, I’ve now decided I’m going to make much more of an effort to update you dorks about My lavish lifestyle!

So anyway, if you follow My twitter at all, you probably noticed back in the summer I had My slave maggot signed into permanent servitude with a contract, which you can view on the left. That is part of his initiation tribute, the rest of which he paid on venmo–which I LOVE, by the way–for a total of $2,500. He has been tributing weekly ever since, like a good little slut should, in addition to buying Me all sorts of presents and sending money at My whim in order to fund My wonderful lifestyle. He has spent TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars on My Glorious Self. Sometimes, My girlfriends and I double team him and screw his wallet especially hard. After all, We deserve it more than anyone, no?

Many slaves get so excited by this notion of long term commitment, but few follow through. My suggestion? Take the leap. maggot knows he will be serving Me forever, through thick and thin, and has come to accept that he will always be working hard for Me, and that I will always be #1 on his mind. The pure satisfaction of serving Me and receiving My abuse is the biggest perk for him, and brings his life meaning and contentment. Slaves that run and hide from Me have Me eating away at their mind forever, wondering what could have been. Isn’t the obvious answer to submit?

Anyway, I’ve collected some photos of a few of the great presents I’ve received lately, and these really are just a few of My favorites. In addition to all the really cute and awesome stuff below, I’ve received countless other smaller gifts, an awesome new television, THREE iPads (one for Me, one for My 91 year old great-grandmother, one for a close friend), two laptops (one for My boyfriend and one for My little brother), and TONS of clothes.


Obviously, I absolutely love EVERYTHING I’ve received (mainly because I leave nothing up to chance and order you to get EXACTLY what I want, haha) but I really especially love My Marc by Marc Jacobs bag! I wear it to school all the time. I also REALLY adore My new Christian Louboutin shoes, however I unfortunately sprained My ankle last weekend and I am still recovering, so I haven’t been able to wear them yet :(. I was honestly devastated! I don’t think I’m supposed to wear heels for at least another month or so. Oh yeah! And I almost forgot to show off My Gucci bag and My Brian Atwood heels!

I love the cool oil slick look! Aside from all the wonderful gifts I have received, I have been totally living it up. I recently visited some close friends of Mine in Philadelphia and We had a blast dining out, drinking, clubbing, partying, and spending TONS of dumb slave money. A few lucky slaves called My ignore line when We were out to eat, and My friends laughed their asses off when I told them our $500 dinner was going to be COMPLETELY covered by My little lovesick losers! In addition, I purchased a vacation package and I will be travelling to Tuscany, Italy with a family member for a week in February–I’m so excited! I’ve been to Europe before, but never Italy, and we will be staying in a beautiful farmhouse. We will have a rental car, and will only be about 45 minutes from Florence, which is just amazing. I’ll be sure to take a TON of photos!

Anyway, let Me leave you dumb losers with a small reminder of why you are so undeserving of Me. 🙂

And I REALLY can’t list the rest of the countless chump change $50 and $25 ones and I’m getting tired of finding gift cards BUT here’s some ugly fucktard that sent his photo too, LOL:

ANYWAY, BYE LOSERS! And fuck you 🙂

Kinkbomb clips, gift updates, and more!

Hey shitbags! I know there are so many of you out there, following My every update like a little puppy dog, eagerly awaiting to see what I have been up to…well, I’ve been having a blast! Not only have I been doing a TON of online shopping lately (with little paysluts’ money of course!), but I’ve also been having a blast with My boyfriend going out to eat and milking you stupid cuckold bitches! For some reason you dumb cuckies can’t seem to stay away…I have been getting SO many hit-and-run cucks, it’s absurd! LOL, all the better–you little cucky piglets still have a few items to buy for My boyfriend’s special night! It is coming up soon, September 17, to be exact, so get to work!

Anyway, I got a bunch of packages in the mail over the past two days…I LOVE how many times the UPS or mailman has come to My door with a bunch of gifts for Me in his hands, LOL!! I got a cute dress and belt, some makeup, and a few other things off of My amazon wishlist, in addition to a super cute nurse costume for Halloween! I tried it on and I am not sure I like how it fits (it is meant to be a dress and was advertised as such, but I received a shirt and a skirt) so I am considering returning it. But…aren’t the shoes just darling!? I especially love the white fishnet stockings, I think they make My legs look absolutely PHENOMENAL. Plus I know all you stupid fucking foot bitches cream in your pants for this type of shit, hahaha. I am still waiting for some other things to arrive–I got an AMAZING black lace detail dress from eshakti.com (click to send a giftcard to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com). Some of their clothing is kinda mom-ish and ugly, but they usually have one or two gorgeous pieces, and the absolute BEST and My most FAVORITE part is that the dress is custom tailored to My perfect body’s measurements when I order! It is sure to look stunning and super sexy on Me, and I cannot WAIT to receive it.

I have also added a few new things to My amazon wishlist, and as My loyal little follower, you would be wise to send an amazon giftcard to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com IMMEDIATELY so that I can get My top picks ASAP!! There are a few things that I absolutely want THE MOST right now: first, the LELO Siri Sensual Massager, Pink. I have two other Lelo products and I love them, but I simply MUST have this to add to My sex toy collection, as I don’t have a toy that is solely for clitoral stimulation, and Lelo is the best of the best! Second is the Logitech 1080p Webcam Pro C910 with Skype HD, so that I can start filming and camming with My paypets in clear, high definition 1080P quality. Finally, for you big spenders out there, I want a NEW computer, a Macbook Pro to be exact! Get spoiling, boys!

Oh, and I almost forgot–I have a BUNCH of new Kinkbomb clips up, with more to come! Currently, I have a Blackmail Application Clip (for all of you little freaks that want to be exploited and extorted by My beautiful self, here’s your chance!), an insider’s view of Me applying lipstick and lipgloss to My beautiful lips, and a very poignant, very humiliating, very IMPORTANT reminder, ESPECIALLY to all of you dumbfucks that insist on attempting to waste My time: Find out the ONLY Way to Please Me (I’ll give you a hint–it’s your cash!!). I will also have a few more clips coming up in the next few days…I am working on a very special forced intoxication clip, among other little surprises for you dorks. Oh, and if you are a fucking broke ass loser with NO FUCKING MONEY, PLEASE, STOP FUCKING TALKING TO ME! Stop trying to waste My time, because I have absolutely no patience. If you are broke and you still want to serve Me, there are a few things you can do. you can vote for Me on topsites to bring more traffic into My website, and you can purchase My niteflirt ripoff (it’s less than $5!) and leave Me 5-star feedback. you can also subscribe to My blog, and leave Me comments on every post and page, or share My tweets or blog posts on twitter or facebook. All of these are helpful to Me, and will not anger Me…but remember, even if you do these, if you fucking talk to Me and don’t have any cash, I will FUCKING hate you!! Catch you later, piggies. ❤ $$$

Hot New Pics of Me

Hey losers!! Today I was bored and stuck inside because of the weather, so I decided to do My makeup– I was feeling inspired after I purchased some more last night on Amazon with a g/c from a stupid dork who went to bed with blue balls cause he was almost caught by wifey. LOL!! Anyway, luckily for you, I decided to take some pictures and make them available for purchase to all you creeps!! What, did you think they were for free? LOL! Yeah right! These pictures are sexy, cute, and teasing, and will definitely get you all perked up and ready to surrender your wallet. If you’d like to purchase My pics, you may do so here:

I have also uploaded a sample (plus a couple new free pics for you broke ass losers) to My photo gallery, just so you retards can get a little taste. Trust Me, they’re irresistible!

Also, to all you dumbass cuck losers: make sure you keep in mind My special cucky task for My boyfriend’s birthday! His birthday is in just under three weeks, and I want it to be the night of his life, so keep checking back for items marked as such. I’m also really craving a new pair of shoes…whichever footbitch first gets Me the adorable Irregular Choice Women’s Tea and Cake Pump on My wishlist will get a special set of pics when they arrive. Have at it, piggies!!

Foot Fun at the Beach

Two NEW clips available for you losers of My adorable feet are available on Kinkbomb!! I had a great day at the beach, soaking up the sun, digging My toes in the sand, and feeling the refreshing water against My skin…and My cute feet looked fantastic as always, so I had to take a video–two to be exact! Worship My feet. Buy them NOW losers! I bet you’d love to watch My feet digging into the sand, and the pure ocean water splashing against them, leaving them squeaky clean. 🙂 And don’t forget to buy Me a little treat for My feet from My wishlist–a new pair of shoes, or maybe My favorite Volcano foot mask from Lush? Haha I can’t wait to see what you foot bitches come up with!

CLICK THE PICS TO BUY!!!