Hey bitches! I’ve been pretty busy, but I guess I have lots of shit to update you guys on, so this post might be a long one. I’ve definitely been abusing losers a LOT and having a lot of fun…I feel ESPECIALLY mean lately. Anyway, news…well, My cuck bitch is on hiatus, meaning he’s not going to talk to Me or bother Me like a good cuck bitch until he sorts out his tax bullshit and can tribute again. Sounds good to Me! In the meantime, I’ve had some interesting encounters lately. First, some dumbass bitch emails Me some shit about all the guys that submit to Me must be so stupid, that he needs to stay away from Me because I might get him, etc. etc…so basically, some fucktard trying to pull some kind of reverse psychology bullshit on Me, thinking he’s clever, as most of you little shits do. Anyway, I showed him two pictures of My legs and he freaked out and coughed up some dough…nothing major though. Here’s the stupid leg lover’s tribute:
Then he proceeded to say he needed to block Me because I was “dangerous”…lol, what the fuck ever. Like I give a shit at all, you subs are so fucking annoying. Then, a few nights ago, I wallet-raped a drunky little bitch with a hair fetish pretty hard…although he was taking forever to complete My commands because he was too drunk, lol. At first I told him to buy all My clips, which took him fucking FOREVER to do because he was so drunk and fucking inept he couldn’t figure out which he had added to his cart already, and it ended up looking like this:
Now, I don’t usually have patience but this stupid ass loser pretty much took all of the work out of it for Me–he was essentially just dirty talking to himself about how I “owned” him now and My hair and shit so I ignored him while occasionally sending a link to pay Me LOL…as it should be. Anyway, I ended up with this haul before he became so fucked he could not function aside from drooling and babbling incoherently:
So, as you can probably guess, with all this fucking Amazon money I’ve been receiving TONS of packages straight to My door…and even as I keep buying stuff with the gift cards, dorks are buying Me stuff too! I’ve just about hit 200 items purchased–only two items away, how exciting! I was actually shocked the other day, because some little pig contacted Me on collarme and asked politely if he could purchase an item from My wishlist. I was skeptical, but granted permission, and believe it or not I actually received something a few days later. After he had purchased it, he cordially thanked Me, and hasn’t spoken to Me since. I think in My whole career as a Domme, this has only happened a handful of times, and I have to tell you, I ADORE when it does! Anyway, I got some new DVDS, some general items for around the house, and I should be receiving My Doc Martens in a few days, which I am very excited about.
Oh! And I’ve also been receiving quite a few gift cards for restaurants and things, courtesy of My broke little gruntwork dork, and he was doing quite well until he completely FUCKED UP a few days ago. If you are broke, and you KNOW all your extra cash should go to your Mistress, when you get a few extra bucks, do you spend half on yourself and half on your Mistress? FUCK NO. It ALL goes to Me. The stupid little shit thought he could get away with purchasing two of My foot clips…thankfully, unlike some truly hopeless subs, he is remorseful, but I am making sure he will never make this mistake again by banning him from any contact with Me or viewing of My website, twitter, clipvia, pictures, or ANYTHING to do with Me. He has been allowed to send Me one email per day, and he sounds so fucking pathetic…
I should probably conclude this because it’s getting a bit long at this point, but I want to make a final note that I will be posting a few things soon, and you should look out for them. First, I will be definitely posting a new page that makes it easy for you to pay one of My bills every month, and secondly, pretty soon I will be creating an option to buy My (TEXTING ONLY) phone number. If you are interested in the number now, you can feel free to email Me, prepared to pay, and you can buy it from Me if I permit it.
Finally, I DO have a one day cleaning gig available. Obviously, you must live nearby or be willing to make the trip, and I would like to have this happen pretty much as soon as possible. You will be required to pay a fee for this honor, as well as provide a car and any cleaning supplies I tell you to bring. A few obligatory duties will include cleaning My entire bathroom, including shower and toilet, sweeping and mopping, vacuuming My carpet, as well as making a trip to the nearest recycle & redeemable center to properly get rid of all the empty bottles and cans from all the awesome parties I’ve had. 🙂 Additional duties may include dusting, organizing things as I direct you, dishes, laundry, or cooking. Amount of hours is flexible, as long as essential duties are completed within the session. Side note: It also should be obvious, but in this real time cleaning session, neither you or I will be getting naked or doing anything of a sexual nature. you will be cleaning, and I will be barking orders at or ignoring you. Contact Me by email if interested with your next available day and how much of a tribute you can offer.
All right losers, I’ve written enough. Until next time.