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I know, I know, it’s been too long

Sorry, fuckers. I know you’ve been sitting at your computers drooling all over yourselves waiting for My return. I’ve been so busy though!! With Christmas, the new year, My birthday…plus everything else!! I went and visited My friend out of state with My boyfriend for a while as well…so much fun. Haven’t stopped raking in cash from you fucking losers, though, hahahaa. I’ve been mostly accepting cash and hoarding amazon giftcards (I have like $800 sitting in My account at the moment), but I’ve also been on a makeup BINGE. I got a really cute sparkly purple makeup bag from Urban Decay and I love it SOOO fucking much holy shit….I love all things purple and pink and sparkly so obviously I HAD to get it. I got a new blush and under eye concealer from Benefit, an AWESOME long lasting 24/7 eyeliner from Urban Decay, Urban Decay’s All Nighter makeup setting spray (awesome for going out), MAC eyebrow pencil, and MAC Wonder Woman eyeliner marker, among other things. I also have some Makeup Forever HD Foundation & Powder coming…I tried it out at Sephora once before and that stuff is AMAZING.

Oh yeah, and I got some new boots & flats….I love them SO MUCH!! The boots are ESPECIALLY comfy even though they are pretty high heels–I got them thanks to some boot whore named francois who forked over probably $500ish in amazon gift cards against his will, LOL, completely hypnotized by My feet in My leather boots….fucking hilarious. I also got him shitfaced and got him to tell Me details about his life even though he was terrified to even tell Me his first name…guess he got scared and ran away. Whatever, little bitch will be back. Such a whore for My boots.

ANYWAY, the latest bitch I’ve been abusing is a little cuckold whore who out of the fucking blue sent Me $500, and you know I like that shit.

SO I decided to put this stupid bitch to good use and make sure he’s My little whore for Valentine’s Day and buys shit for Me and MY Man. The dumb little moneyslut followed My orders IMMEDIATELY, just like I like, sending Me a $200 gift card for lingerie and dropping $100 at godiva.com to get some chocolates for My boyfriend shipped express. He’s also mailed an envelope full of $$cash$$ I am expecting Monday and will most certainly show off. Oh! And I bought the new Lelo Tor II on Amazon, it’s a waterproof rechargeable cock ring with super high vibration capabilities. Can’t wait to use it with My Man on Valentine’s. πŸ˜‰ Hahahahha. I love taunting you fucking dumbasses. Anyway, if any of you other pathetic little grovelling piggies want in on contributing to My amazing Valentine’s Day, shoot Me an email and I’ll find a spot for you, LOL.

OH, and whatever bitches keep calling Me at fucking 5am…don’t be surprised if I don’t fucking pick up jesus christ I’m either asleep or busy having fun LOL christ. It’s been a while since I sufficiently abused any of you fuckers on Niteflirt but I’m overdue. I keep getting these poor shits that call Me for like 3 minutes…LOL so fucking boring. Whatever. A quick buck for Me I guess. I might as well ignore your dumb ass. Make sure you have a good chunk of change if you call Me, My line is fucking $7.99 for a reason, it’s because I AM HERE TO TAKE YOUR MONEY, omfg. AND DON’T CALL MY IGNORE LINE AND TRY TO TALK TO ME LOL!!!!

Anyway, I have to go get ready, I’m going out tonight–I’m actually going clubbing for the first time since I’ve turned 21. Going to be a fucking blast. And speaking of My ignore line, give Me a ring after 8PM EST and I’ll fucking ignore you while I drink and party LOL

Bye fuckers. Look forward to more frequent updates, and go buy Me shit NOW:

Quick Update

Hey dipshits! Just wanted to show off today, got some more presents!! πŸ™‚

Oooh, what could be inside??

Yayyy!! The bra is so cute and comfy, and so are the Mukluks..I LOVE THEM!!!

They are SOOO fucking soft, adorable, and comfy, I literally NEVER want to take them off!!!

It’s awesome too, they come with this certificate of authenticity, meaning that the money spent goes directly to the aboriginal peoples of Canada whose culture these boots are traditionally from. Way better than buying from a company that a stupid, racist white man owns!! LOL

Also piggies, keep on the lookout on My twitter for new clips today, and make sure you KEEP FUCKING SPOILING!! Bye losers $$$ ❀

Teamviewer & Computer Control with Ms. Saffron

Nowadays, everyone has a computer–and they aren’t just for surfing anymore. Facebook, email, online shopping, even pornography–just a few things you piggies use YOUR computer for. Just imagine, one day, all of a sudden, your computer is taken over, COMPLETELY, by Me. Everything you type becomes mine, your browser history, your passwords, EVERYTHING, and My watchful eye and conniving mind able to manipulate you with all of the information I get. Perhaps I’ll log in to your amazon account and buy Myself a few gifts, or log into your email and shoot your wife a message. What if I delete your precious stash of wank material, or I post a HUMILIATING picture on your Facebook?? HAHAHA! With Teamviewer, there is no way to stop Me–unless you pay a HUGE fee, of course! Surrender to the thrill of a Teamviewer session with Me, Ms. Saffron, NOW. First tribute, then contact Me.

Gifts galore, weak bitches, and more! :)

Hello piggies, it’s time for your pretty, perfect Ms. Saffron update! What’s been happening? Well, lots of stuff, little pig! I had an AMAZING birthday dinner (paid for by you dorks) with My boyfriend, and you fucking cuckold bitches got him TONS of gifts too, so he was very very happy, and we both had a fantastic day. Whenever I talk about you pigs, he is always ASTOUNDED by your pure idiocy and unworthiness, LOL! Perhaps most recently, a very good Domme friend of Mine, Princess Angie, has decided to step away from simply doing real time sessions and make Her presence more known in the online world…which has resulted in Her and I double-teaming TONS of you fucking losers in the past three or four days!! We’ve been raking in cold, hard $$$CASH$$$, just how We fucking like it, hahaha! you little piggies just can’t fucking resist two GORGEOUS, 20 YEAR OLD, POWERFUL Dommes, and you’ve come at us begging “please, please take my money!” Hahahaha! Fucking pathetic.

In addition to the cash We’ve received, I’ve also received some TOTALLY CUTE gifts lately, including My Lelo Siri vibrator, some new boots, NARS lipgloss, and SUPER adorable nail polish, among other things. Oh, I am still eagerly waiting for My mukluks to arrive, they are so so so awesome! I especially love that they are authentic–I expect them to be incredibly well made! I’ve also realized that I absolutely MUST revamp My wardrobe for the fall/winter seasons…for some reason, I am just NOT feeling a lot of the clothing and outfits I wore last year. I remedied this by doing some shopping at Forever21 online and shopping at the mall yesterday (with piggy money, of course!), but I definitely want to add more and more items to My wardrobe! I’m really feeling Asos.com right now for clothes, but they don’t offer e-gift cards, so I am ordering you losers to send Me Visa Virtual Giftcards to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com!! That way, I can shop ANYWHERE and make My wardrobe for this winter GORGEOUS and HUGE, bitch!!

Oh, and did I mention? you little sluts can now purchase all of My clips on clipvia! Clipvia is awesome, and is now My preferred method of cash tribute, as I retain the highest percentage of the tribute amount through them (90%). So in addition to sending Me Visa Virtual Giftcards, you can also tribute Me through clipvia. Awesome! I do also have new clips for you little bitches coming up–I actually meant to film them today, but your Ms. has a cold and is definitely not in the mood. Look out for them in the next few days, though, and make sure you purchase them IMMEDIATELY!

Also, if you are a fucking broke loser, remember what you can do for Me: you can vote for Me on topsites to bring more traffic into My website, and you can purchase My niteflirt ripoff (it’s less than $5!) and leave Me 5-star feedback. In fact, any time I send you a niteflirt message, you should open it and leave feedback, bitch! you can also subscribe to My blog, and leave Me comments on every post and page, or share My tweets or blog posts on twitter or facebook. Finally, you can worship Me on twitter through Clipvia. But, remember….if you want to REALLY make Me happy, you gotta spend! $$$

Tons of New Kinkbomb Clips!

Hey little piggies! TONS of new kinkbomb clips available today…go visit My kinkbomb store! I got My new webcam, among a bunch of other gifts, and I just got so excited I had to do a bunch of filming, in HIGH DEFINITION! There’s small dick humiliation, a forced intoxication clip, tease and denial, and more… obviously you should go and buy all of My clips NOW and WORSHIP THEM!! Anyway, what have I been up to? Well, I had a pretty luxurious week, received tons of nice little gifts in the mail, only to do some more serious wallet raping to a little subby yesterday who has simply fallen head-over-heels. I also had him do some writing tasks for Me, including a very special essay and sonnet dedication his devotion to Me!! He is a fairly skilled writer for someone so pathetic, so I thought I’d share:

why i am scum beneath Your feet.

To best accomplish this i have Your sweater pic and a clip open on my desktop. Both remind me of Your beauty, ability and dominance. i hardly need reminding though, as my first ever encounter with You is fresh in my mind, ( and my wallet). It is rare that the timing coincides as it did today – my weakness at its worst and a true, authentic Domina at hand to take full advantage. It is quite a shock, even for a slut like me to see how thoroughly You controlled, manipulated and used me. Thank You Ms, it was so good of You. It was evident from Your clips that You are not just a gorgeous female. You speak properly and You know what You want to convey and You convey it well. Your clips are very effective, obviously. i am particularly weak for Your natural beauty and appearance which requires no airbrushed glam. Your lips seem to be a cross of sweet seduction and a firm – don’t fuck with me-ness. i could stare at Your eyes for hours and feel them piercing my feeble mind. i feel weaker sensing the strength even in Your eye brows. they seem to state, “I am superior to you pig”. There is also a very definite appeal in the cut and style and color of Your hair. Your sense of purpose and intent seem heightened by Your total appearance.
If i sound infatuated and addicted and enamoured, i guess i am. That i should be able to follow my slutty path and history of submissiveness to the point of being permitted to surrender myself to a Goddess such as You is almost too much to believe.

Obviously there are those who are born to lead, control and be served; and those who know their place as submissive lowly, weak and inferior beings. It pleases me to be able to contribute my meager gifts to serve Your superior Godliness. i truly feel like i AM in for the ride of my life. Being ridden by You, being sat upon and spat upon, being humiliated at my age by a twenty year old Goddess shows exactly why i am scum beneath Your feet.

Hahahahaha! This bitch IS in for the fucking ride of his life. Can’t wait to suck him even drier later tonight!

Anyway, I have to start preparing, because tomorrow is MY boyfriend’s birthday, and we are in for a great time!! Watch My twitter for updates and info on how YOU can be a part of it, bitch!

Later, losers. ❀ $$$

P.S. I LOOOOVE surprise gifts from My amazon wishlist! And remember, if you’re a fucking broke ass loser, you can always vote for Me and purchase My niteflirt ripoff (it’s less than $5)!

Just ONE WEEK til My boyfriend’s birthday!

Hey cuck bitches–it’s just ONE WEEK until My boyfriend’s birthday, and there are still a few things that I want for this evening to make it extra special! So here’s My latest demands from you losers:

1. The remainder of items marked “BF’S SPECIAL NIGHT” on My wishlist! Some have already been purchased, but there are quite a few left. Amazon giftcards to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com are also helpful

2. $300 gift card to Hips & Curves (send to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com) for new, high-quality lingerie.

3. Minimum $250 MoneyPak for dinner & festivities on the night of his birthday.

GET GOING CUCKY DUMBASS!! Don’t miss your chance to fork over your hard earned cash for a real man, loser!!