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HUGE Update!

Hello dummies! Has it been a while or what? I barely even know where to start! I’ve been so busy having so much fun on pig dime that I really haven’t bothered to much to maintain My blog or My twitter, and adding in school, I’ve had so little free time. Before you fret, I’ve now decided I’m going to make much more of an effort to update you dorks about My lavish lifestyle!

So anyway, if you follow My twitter at all, you probably noticed back in the summer I had My slave maggot signed into permanent servitude with a contract, which you can view on the left. That is part of his initiation tribute, the rest of which he paid on venmo–which I LOVE, by the way–for a total of $2,500. He has been tributing weekly ever since, like a good little slut should, in addition to buying Me all sorts of presents and sending money at My whim in order to fund My wonderful lifestyle. He has spent TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars on My Glorious Self. Sometimes, My girlfriends and I double team him and screw his wallet especially hard. After all, We deserve it more than anyone, no?

Many slaves get so excited by this notion of long term commitment, but few follow through. My suggestion? Take the leap. maggot knows he will be serving Me forever, through thick and thin, and has come to accept that he will always be working hard for Me, and that I will always be #1 on his mind. The pure satisfaction of serving Me and receiving My abuse is the biggest perk for him, and brings his life meaning and contentment. Slaves that run and hide from Me have Me eating away at their mind forever, wondering what could have been. Isn’t the obvious answer to submit?

Anyway, I’ve collected some photos of a few of the great presents I’ve received lately, and these really are just a few of My favorites. In addition to all the really cute and awesome stuff below, I’ve received countless other smaller gifts, an awesome new television, THREE iPads (one for Me, one for My 91 year old great-grandmother, one for a close friend), two laptops (one for My boyfriend and one for My little brother), and TONS of clothes.


Obviously, I absolutely love EVERYTHING I’ve received (mainly because I leave nothing up to chance and order you to get EXACTLY what I want, haha) but I really especially love My Marc by Marc Jacobs bag! I wear it to school all the time. I also REALLY adore My new Christian Louboutin shoes, however I unfortunately sprained My ankle last weekend and I am still recovering, so I haven’t been able to wear them yet :(. I was honestly devastated! I don’t think I’m supposed to wear heels for at least another month or so. Oh yeah! And I almost forgot to show off My Gucci bag and My Brian Atwood heels!

I love the cool oil slick look! Aside from all the wonderful gifts I have received, I have been totally living it up. I recently visited some close friends of Mine in Philadelphia and We had a blast dining out, drinking, clubbing, partying, and spending TONS of dumb slave money. A few lucky slaves called My ignore line when We were out to eat, and My friends laughed their asses off when I told them our $500 dinner was going to be COMPLETELY covered by My little lovesick losers! In addition, I purchased a vacation package and I will be travelling to Tuscany, Italy with a family member for a week in February–I’m so excited! I’ve been to Europe before, but never Italy, and we will be staying in a beautiful farmhouse. We will have a rental car, and will only be about 45 minutes from Florence, which is just amazing. I’ll be sure to take a TON of photos!

Anyway, let Me leave you dumb losers with a small reminder of why you are so undeserving of Me. 🙂

And I REALLY can’t list the rest of the countless chump change $50 and $25 ones and I’m getting tired of finding gift cards BUT here’s some ugly fucktard that sent his photo too, LOL:

ANYWAY, BYE LOSERS! And fuck you 🙂

March Update :)

Hey bitches! I’ve been pretty busy, but I guess I have lots of shit to update you guys on, so this post might be a long one. I’ve definitely been abusing losers a LOT and having a lot of fun…I feel ESPECIALLY mean lately. Anyway, news…well, My cuck bitch is on hiatus, meaning he’s not going to talk to Me or bother Me like a good cuck bitch until he sorts out his tax bullshit and can tribute again. Sounds good to Me! In the meantime, I’ve had some interesting encounters lately. First, some dumbass bitch emails Me some shit about all the guys that submit to Me must be so stupid, that he needs to stay away from Me because I might get him, etc. etc…so basically, some fucktard trying to pull some kind of reverse psychology bullshit on Me, thinking he’s clever, as most of you little shits do. Anyway, I showed him two pictures of My legs and he freaked out and coughed up some dough…nothing major though. Here’s the stupid leg lover’s tribute:

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Then he proceeded to say he needed to block Me because I was “dangerous”…lol, what the fuck ever. Like I give a shit at all, you subs are so fucking annoying. Then, a few nights ago, I wallet-raped a drunky little bitch with a hair fetish pretty hard…although he was taking forever to complete My commands because he was too drunk, lol. At first I told him to buy all My clips, which took him fucking FOREVER to do because he was so drunk and fucking inept he couldn’t figure out which he had added to his cart already, and it ended up looking like this:

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Now, I don’t usually have patience but this stupid ass loser pretty much took all of the work out of it for Me–he was essentially just dirty talking to himself about how I “owned” him now and My hair and shit so I ignored him while occasionally sending a link to pay Me LOL…as it should be. Anyway, I ended up with this haul before he became so fucked he could not function aside from drooling and babbling incoherently:

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So, as you can probably guess, with all this fucking Amazon money I’ve been receiving TONS of packages straight to My door…and even as I keep buying stuff with the gift cards, dorks are buying Me stuff too! I’ve just about hit 200 items purchased–only two items away, how exciting! I was actually shocked the other day, because some little pig contacted Me on collarme and asked politely if he could purchase an item from My wishlist. I was skeptical, but granted permission, and believe it or not I actually received something a few days later. After he had purchased it, he cordially thanked Me, and hasn’t spoken to Me since. I think in My whole career as a Domme, this has only happened a handful of times, and I have to tell you, I ADORE when it does! Anyway, I got some new DVDS, some general items for around the house, and I should be receiving My Doc Martens in a few days, which I am very excited about.

Oh! And I’ve also been receiving quite a few gift cards for restaurants and things, courtesy of My broke little gruntwork dork, and he was doing quite well until he completely FUCKED UP a few days ago. If you are broke, and you KNOW all your extra cash should go to your Mistress, when you get a few extra bucks, do you spend half on yourself and half on your Mistress? FUCK NO. It ALL goes to Me. The stupid little shit thought he could get away with purchasing two of My foot clips…thankfully, unlike some truly hopeless subs, he is remorseful, but I am making sure he will never make this mistake again by banning him from any contact with Me or viewing of My website, twitter, clipvia, pictures, or ANYTHING to do with Me. He has been allowed to send Me one email per day, and he sounds so fucking pathetic…

I should probably conclude this because it’s getting a bit long at this point, but I want to make a final note that I will be posting a few things soon, and you should look out for them. First, I will be definitely posting a new page that makes it easy for you to pay one of My bills every month, and secondly, pretty soon I will be creating an option to buy My (TEXTING ONLY) phone number. If you are interested in the number now, you can feel free to email Me, prepared to pay, and you can buy it from Me if I permit it.

Finally, I DO have a one day cleaning gig available. Obviously, you must live nearby or be willing to make the trip, and I would like to have this happen pretty much as soon as possible. You will be required to pay a fee for this honor, as well as provide a car and any cleaning supplies I tell you to bring.  A few obligatory duties will include cleaning My entire bathroom, including shower and toilet, sweeping and mopping, vacuuming My carpet, as well as making a trip to the nearest recycle & redeemable center to properly get rid of all the empty bottles and cans from all the awesome parties I’ve had. 🙂 Additional duties may include dusting, organizing things as I direct you, dishes, laundry, or cooking.  Amount of hours is flexible, as long as essential duties are completed within the session. Side note: It also should be obvious, but in this real time cleaning session, neither you or I will be getting naked or doing anything of a sexual nature. you will be cleaning, and I will be barking orders at or ignoring you. Contact Me by email if interested with your next available day and how much of a tribute you can offer.

All right losers, I’ve written enough. Until next time.

Another love letter from another loser

From My latest broke little piece of shit, who barely deserves any attention whatsoever:

i’ve had the opportunity to serve Ms. Saffron for a few weeks (and much more money than i’d like to say) now.  Words cannot express just how amazing, sexy, and all around perfect she is.  Too often in life Your expectations don’t live up to reality, but with Ms. Saffron quite the opposite is true.  Every moment spent serving Her is a moment i’d rather be nowhere else.
 
i came to Ms. Saffron in the hopes of serving casually and not losing much money.  That didn’t last for too long.  Within a few days i had spent everything i had on Her.  Ms. Saffron is so good at milking money from me.  It was all gone before i knew it.  The worst part is, serving Her is so addictive and my need to give to Her is so great that as soon as i had an extra couple dollars, the first thing i did was go to Her wishlist and buy more things for Her and her boyfriend, as they deserve my money more than i do.
 
Before long Ms. Saffron let me know that orgasms, or even touching myself was a thing of the past, unless i could raise enough money to pay for that privilege.  As i had already spent every dime i had to spend on Her, for close to a week i went without being able to masturbate.  Needless to say i was very pent up and frustrated after just a few days, i was ready to explode after a week.
 
When the pain from my cock and balls got to be overwhelming, i asked Ms. Saffron for the cost of an orgasm.  She let me know the price for me was $250, and that She was being kind at that.  This was a price that i literally could not pay.  The only money i had to give was money i had been saving up for a few months for a very specific reason.
 
i let Ms. Saffron know that i was not able to pay that amount at that time, but She told me that She had a plan for me.  She had me masturbate until i was on the verge of orgasming but to stop at the last second.  After doing that i was in so much pain and agony but after a few minutes it subsided slightly.  Ms. Saffron then told me to do it again and stop, then again to the edge and stop, then again.  To say the least, i have never in my life felt as frustrated as i did after a week of not being able to cum and then 4 times of going to the edge then stopping.  This whole process lasted close to an hour.  The last time, Ms. Saffron told me not to stop touching myself, to keep going slowly to frustrate me further.  It was extremely painful and my body was shaking uncontrollably.  Ms. Saffron then asked me if i wanted release.  i of course said yes.  She told me that the only way was to now give Her $300, $50 more than before.
 
Even though i didn’t have that money to spend, i had to give it.  i was so horny and i couldn’t say no to Ms. Saffron.  i gave Her the $300 out of my fund that i had been saving and was soon given permission to orgasm, but only while looking at a picture of the bottoms of Her perfect feet.  i came so hard, knowing that i had lost everything i had saved and then some to this perfect woman who treated me as if i were just an object to get paid.
 
When i was finished, Ms. Saffron had me lick up the cum in my hand and thank Her for the gift of the orgasm.  i know very well that She could have taken that money and then told me to fuck off.
 
Now i’m broke again and in a hole that i don’t know how to climb out of.  Ms. Saffron is the only person to ever suck so much from me.  i wish i could escape Her web but i feel more drawn to serve Her than ever.
 
Piggies ALWAYS pay up 🙂

Love My NEW Computer!!

I’ve been having such a great time receiving tons of lovely gifts ❤ I’ve hoarded a SHITLOAD of makeup & amazon gcs, and little cuck bitch can’t keep his slutty little wallet closed. You best believe I’ve been doing a TON of shopping on amazon…

Got TONS of makeup forever stuff (the cream eyeshadows & blusher are SOO amazing, love them so much) plus a cute orange-y lipstick from Benefit for the summer, and a cute lipstick from NARS as well, not pictured. I also love the Urban Decay brow box, definitely one of My favorite brow makeups 🙂 I also have a NARS highlighter on the way, but other than that, I think I’m finally finished with My makeup binge! Wonder what I will binge on next…

Oh! And if you saw My twitter, I got Dexter Seasons 1 through 5 on Blu-Ray, which I am SO excited about. My Man hasn’t seen it yet so we are going to watch it together. 🙂 Anyway, onto the most recent displays of affection from My little cuck whore…

My new computer is AMAZING by the way! If you dumbasses know shit about computers, it has an i7 processor, 6GB RAM, and perhaps most importantly, it has an NVIDIA GT 540M 1GB card. I loooove it holy crap <33 SO happy I finally have My own laptop again, My last laptop was a piece of shit and crapped out so I was using My desktop, which is all well and good, but of course I love the portability of a laptop ❤

As for what else is going on with Me, well, I FINALLY started apartment hunting with My BF again, we got kind of sidetracked but we will hopefully be moving in either halfway through this month or the beginning of April. Oh, and of course you dorks will be financing whatever furniture, decorations, and extras We need. 🙂

I’ve also had a lot of dumb bitches fawning over Me, sending Me love letters….here’s one from My stupid foot addict:

Ms. Saffron,
 
I know that I am a disgusting freak. I almost cry when I look at my Niteflirt statement and it shows $80 for less than 20 perfect foot pics. I realize that is nothing to you, but man it hurts to think that $80 of my hard earned money went to pay for a few pics of feet. The worst part is that I am rock har as I write this but am so mad at myself for spending money on foot pics when the internet is loaded with them. Plus my wife loves for me to play with her feet. I am so fucked up that I just sit and wait for more vids and pics from you. It sucks so fucking bad. 
LOL! And another from the same hopeless loser:
Ms. Saffron,
 
I cannot afford anymore foot pics.  Guess what?  It doesn’t matter.  I will buy them anyway.  I am so crazed for you that it has become a reflex to refresh my “Ms. Saffron” bookmarks all day and night. 
 
Twitter
Clipvia
Niteflirt mail
 
Like a drug addict waiting for his fix. I am so madly obsessed. I read “fucking worthless moron” and get a raging hardon that I haven’t experienced since my teenage years 20 years ago. It is amazing that I can barely perform for my loving caring wife but get rock hard for a woman that thinks I am a moron and a sick freak.  Even worse. I am not getting rock hard looking at your tits or ass (though both are amazing!). I am getting hard for toes, soles, and verbal abuse. Makes me do very angry yet crazed at the same time. 
Too bad this stupid foot whore is too fucking broke to ever get any serious attention from Me. Sorry buddy, the occasional petty tribute just doesn’t do it for Me. I have some more love letters from losers I might post later, but right now I’m kind of bored of writing and you dumbfucks are lucky I even take the time to write this in the first place, so in closing, I’ll show off My most recent tribute from dumb cucky, received this morning:
Oh and P.S.– I’ll be deleting quite a few, maybe even half of My clipvia clips soon, so go get them while you still can. They will be deleted by this weekend.  Bye losers.

Buy Ms. Saffron’s SMELLY SHOES!


Hey bitches, so recently, I took a day trip to NYC–I was there for a little over 12 hours, and I had an absolute BLAST with My boyfriend, shopping, dining, and doing all sorts of fun stuff! I wore one of My favorite pair of old flats the whole day (12 hours in NYC, and about 10 hours traveling) on My bare feet, and sadly, the lining completely ripped and My shoes smell like SUPER funky!! Ughh!!! But, good news for you losers–I know you love the stinky smell of My perfect peds, and you are just salivating at the idea of getting your paws on My perfect, funky flats…and one of you stupid, lucky piggies will get a chance to purchase them!

These things fucking REEK as is, but I’ll likely wear them more before I ship them out to the buyer. What’s the price, you ask? Well, they aren’t fucking cheap. Remember, only ONE LUCKY PIGGY will get a chance at nabbing these!! Will it be you? Email Me at SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com if you are interested and EXPECT TO PAY HUNDREDS. HAHAHAHAHA!!

Later bitches!! Keep on the lookout for new clips coming up ❤ $$$

oh, and WORSHIP MY FEET BITCH!!

Quick Update

Hey dipshits! Just wanted to show off today, got some more presents!! 🙂

Oooh, what could be inside??

Yayyy!! The bra is so cute and comfy, and so are the Mukluks..I LOVE THEM!!!

They are SOOO fucking soft, adorable, and comfy, I literally NEVER want to take them off!!!

It’s awesome too, they come with this certificate of authenticity, meaning that the money spent goes directly to the aboriginal peoples of Canada whose culture these boots are traditionally from. Way better than buying from a company that a stupid, racist white man owns!! LOL

Also piggies, keep on the lookout on My twitter for new clips today, and make sure you KEEP FUCKING SPOILING!! Bye losers $$$ ❤

Gifts galore, weak bitches, and more! :)

Hello piggies, it’s time for your pretty, perfect Ms. Saffron update! What’s been happening? Well, lots of stuff, little pig! I had an AMAZING birthday dinner (paid for by you dorks) with My boyfriend, and you fucking cuckold bitches got him TONS of gifts too, so he was very very happy, and we both had a fantastic day. Whenever I talk about you pigs, he is always ASTOUNDED by your pure idiocy and unworthiness, LOL! Perhaps most recently, a very good Domme friend of Mine, Princess Angie, has decided to step away from simply doing real time sessions and make Her presence more known in the online world…which has resulted in Her and I double-teaming TONS of you fucking losers in the past three or four days!! We’ve been raking in cold, hard $$$CASH$$$, just how We fucking like it, hahaha! you little piggies just can’t fucking resist two GORGEOUS, 20 YEAR OLD, POWERFUL Dommes, and you’ve come at us begging “please, please take my money!” Hahahaha! Fucking pathetic.

In addition to the cash We’ve received, I’ve also received some TOTALLY CUTE gifts lately, including My Lelo Siri vibrator, some new boots, NARS lipgloss, and SUPER adorable nail polish, among other things. Oh, I am still eagerly waiting for My mukluks to arrive, they are so so so awesome! I especially love that they are authentic–I expect them to be incredibly well made! I’ve also realized that I absolutely MUST revamp My wardrobe for the fall/winter seasons…for some reason, I am just NOT feeling a lot of the clothing and outfits I wore last year. I remedied this by doing some shopping at Forever21 online and shopping at the mall yesterday (with piggy money, of course!), but I definitely want to add more and more items to My wardrobe! I’m really feeling Asos.com right now for clothes, but they don’t offer e-gift cards, so I am ordering you losers to send Me Visa Virtual Giftcards to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com!! That way, I can shop ANYWHERE and make My wardrobe for this winter GORGEOUS and HUGE, bitch!!

Oh, and did I mention? you little sluts can now purchase all of My clips on clipvia! Clipvia is awesome, and is now My preferred method of cash tribute, as I retain the highest percentage of the tribute amount through them (90%). So in addition to sending Me Visa Virtual Giftcards, you can also tribute Me through clipvia. Awesome! I do also have new clips for you little bitches coming up–I actually meant to film them today, but your Ms. has a cold and is definitely not in the mood. Look out for them in the next few days, though, and make sure you purchase them IMMEDIATELY!

Also, if you are a fucking broke loser, remember what you can do for Me: you can vote for Me on topsites to bring more traffic into My website, and you can purchase My niteflirt ripoff (it’s less than $5!) and leave Me 5-star feedback. In fact, any time I send you a niteflirt message, you should open it and leave feedback, bitch! you can also subscribe to My blog, and leave Me comments on every post and page, or share My tweets or blog posts on twitter or facebook. Finally, you can worship Me on twitter through Clipvia. But, remember….if you want to REALLY make Me happy, you gotta spend! $$$

Just ONE WEEK til My boyfriend’s birthday!

Hey cuck bitches–it’s just ONE WEEK until My boyfriend’s birthday, and there are still a few things that I want for this evening to make it extra special! So here’s My latest demands from you losers:

1. The remainder of items marked “BF’S SPECIAL NIGHT” on My wishlist! Some have already been purchased, but there are quite a few left. Amazon giftcards to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com are also helpful

2. $300 gift card to Hips & Curves (send to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com) for new, high-quality lingerie.

3. Minimum $250 MoneyPak for dinner & festivities on the night of his birthday.

GET GOING CUCKY DUMBASS!! Don’t miss your chance to fork over your hard earned cash for a real man, loser!!

Kinkbomb clips, gift updates, and more!

Hey shitbags! I know there are so many of you out there, following My every update like a little puppy dog, eagerly awaiting to see what I have been up to…well, I’ve been having a blast! Not only have I been doing a TON of online shopping lately (with little paysluts’ money of course!), but I’ve also been having a blast with My boyfriend going out to eat and milking you stupid cuckold bitches! For some reason you dumb cuckies can’t seem to stay away…I have been getting SO many hit-and-run cucks, it’s absurd! LOL, all the better–you little cucky piglets still have a few items to buy for My boyfriend’s special night! It is coming up soon, September 17, to be exact, so get to work!

Anyway, I got a bunch of packages in the mail over the past two days…I LOVE how many times the UPS or mailman has come to My door with a bunch of gifts for Me in his hands, LOL!! I got a cute dress and belt, some makeup, and a few other things off of My amazon wishlist, in addition to a super cute nurse costume for Halloween! I tried it on and I am not sure I like how it fits (it is meant to be a dress and was advertised as such, but I received a shirt and a skirt) so I am considering returning it. But…aren’t the shoes just darling!? I especially love the white fishnet stockings, I think they make My legs look absolutely PHENOMENAL. Plus I know all you stupid fucking foot bitches cream in your pants for this type of shit, hahaha. I am still waiting for some other things to arrive–I got an AMAZING black lace detail dress from eshakti.com (click to send a giftcard to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com). Some of their clothing is kinda mom-ish and ugly, but they usually have one or two gorgeous pieces, and the absolute BEST and My most FAVORITE part is that the dress is custom tailored to My perfect body’s measurements when I order! It is sure to look stunning and super sexy on Me, and I cannot WAIT to receive it.

I have also added a few new things to My amazon wishlist, and as My loyal little follower, you would be wise to send an amazon giftcard to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com IMMEDIATELY so that I can get My top picks ASAP!! There are a few things that I absolutely want THE MOST right now: first, the LELO Siri Sensual Massager, Pink. I have two other Lelo products and I love them, but I simply MUST have this to add to My sex toy collection, as I don’t have a toy that is solely for clitoral stimulation, and Lelo is the best of the best! Second is the Logitech 1080p Webcam Pro C910 with Skype HD, so that I can start filming and camming with My paypets in clear, high definition 1080P quality. Finally, for you big spenders out there, I want a NEW computer, a Macbook Pro to be exact! Get spoiling, boys!

Oh, and I almost forgot–I have a BUNCH of new Kinkbomb clips up, with more to come! Currently, I have a Blackmail Application Clip (for all of you little freaks that want to be exploited and extorted by My beautiful self, here’s your chance!), an insider’s view of Me applying lipstick and lipgloss to My beautiful lips, and a very poignant, very humiliating, very IMPORTANT reminder, ESPECIALLY to all of you dumbfucks that insist on attempting to waste My time: Find out the ONLY Way to Please Me (I’ll give you a hint–it’s your cash!!). I will also have a few more clips coming up in the next few days…I am working on a very special forced intoxication clip, among other little surprises for you dorks. Oh, and if you are a fucking broke ass loser with NO FUCKING MONEY, PLEASE, STOP FUCKING TALKING TO ME! Stop trying to waste My time, because I have absolutely no patience. If you are broke and you still want to serve Me, there are a few things you can do. you can vote for Me on topsites to bring more traffic into My website, and you can purchase My niteflirt ripoff (it’s less than $5!) and leave Me 5-star feedback. you can also subscribe to My blog, and leave Me comments on every post and page, or share My tweets or blog posts on twitter or facebook. All of these are helpful to Me, and will not anger Me…but remember, even if you do these, if you fucking talk to Me and don’t have any cash, I will FUCKING hate you!! Catch you later, piggies. ❤ $$$

Sissy Bitch CONTEST!

Hey you dumbass sissy–I know your little secret, you tiny little girlyboy; I know how you love the feel of silky soft women’s panties, your feet in heels, and being a little femmy bitch, especially when I force you into it. So sissies, I invite you to take Me on a very special shopping trip. To enter, send Me an Amazon Giftcard to spoilsaffron@yahoo.com so that I may buy TONS of new makeup, and I will be making a CUSTOM MAKEUP TUTORIAL VIDEO of Me applying makeup to MY BEAUTIFUL FACE for the sissybitch who wins!! The winner is whoever sends the highest tribute amount before Friday, Sept 2nd, and will get the customized, personal video for free, in addition to an accompanying picture set. I will not only mesmerize you with My beauty in the video, but I will also teach you valuable and useful makeup skills to use on yourself. The video will be available for sale on My kinkbomb account for those who don’t win, but will be very expensive; however, those that send at least $100 tribute will receive a special discount code for 75% off! GET TO WORK GIRLIEPIGS!!

SEND A GIFTCARD, NOW!