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HUGE Update!

Hello dummies! Has it been a while or what? I barely even know where to start! I’ve been so busy having so much fun on pig dime that I really haven’t bothered to much to maintain My blog or My twitter, and adding in school, I’ve had so little free time. Before you fret, I’ve now decided I’m going to make much more of an effort to update you dorks about My lavish lifestyle!

So anyway, if you follow My twitter at all, you probably noticed back in the summer I had My slave maggot signed into permanent servitude with a contract, which you can view on the left. That is part of his initiation tribute, the rest of which he paid on venmo–which I LOVE, by the way–for a total of $2,500. He has been tributing weekly ever since, like a good little slut should, in addition to buying Me all sorts of presents and sending money at My whim in order to fund My wonderful lifestyle. He has spent TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars on My Glorious Self. Sometimes, My girlfriends and I double team him and screw his wallet especially hard. After all, We deserve it more than anyone, no?

Many slaves get so excited by this notion of long term commitment, but few follow through. My suggestion? Take the leap. maggot knows he will be serving Me forever, through thick and thin, and has come to accept that he will always be working hard for Me, and that I will always be #1 on his mind. The pure satisfaction of serving Me and receiving My abuse is the biggest perk for him, and brings his life meaning and contentment. Slaves that run and hide from Me have Me eating away at their mind forever, wondering what could have been. Isn’t the obvious answer to submit?

Anyway, I’ve collected some photos of a few of the great presents I’ve received lately, and these really are just a few of My favorites. In addition to all the really cute and awesome stuff below, I’ve received countless other smaller gifts, an awesome new television, THREE iPads (one for Me, one for My 91 year old great-grandmother, one for a close friend), two laptops (one for My boyfriend and one for My little brother), and TONS of clothes.


Obviously, I absolutely love EVERYTHING I’ve received (mainly because I leave nothing up to chance and order you to get EXACTLY what I want, haha) but I really especially love My Marc by Marc Jacobs bag! I wear it to school all the time. I also REALLY adore My new Christian Louboutin shoes, however I unfortunately sprained My ankle last weekend and I am still recovering, so I haven’t been able to wear them yet :(. I was honestly devastated! I don’t think I’m supposed to wear heels for at least another month or so. Oh yeah! And I almost forgot to show off My Gucci bag and My Brian Atwood heels!

I love the cool oil slick look! Aside from all the wonderful gifts I have received, I have been totally living it up. I recently visited some close friends of Mine in Philadelphia and We had a blast dining out, drinking, clubbing, partying, and spending TONS of dumb slave money. A few lucky slaves called My ignore line when We were out to eat, and My friends laughed their asses off when I told them our $500 dinner was going to be COMPLETELY covered by My little lovesick losers! In addition, I purchased a vacation package and I will be travelling to Tuscany, Italy with a family member for a week in February–I’m so excited! I’ve been to Europe before, but never Italy, and we will be staying in a beautiful farmhouse. We will have a rental car, and will only be about 45 minutes from Florence, which is just amazing. I’ll be sure to take a TON of photos!

Anyway, let Me leave you dumb losers with a small reminder of why you are so undeserving of Me. 🙂

And I REALLY can’t list the rest of the countless chump change $50 and $25 ones and I’m getting tired of finding gift cards BUT here’s some ugly fucktard that sent his photo too, LOL:

ANYWAY, BYE LOSERS! And fuck you 🙂

TONS of Updates

Hey fuckers! I know it’s been quite a while since I’ve updated, but I’ve been super busy. Unfortunately, I still have not been successful in finding an apartment I like to move into 😦 Oh well! The search continues. Anyway, I’ve been getting SOME gifts of late, but mostly cash and amazon gift card tributes–I kind of wanted to wait until these past few days with Black Friday and Cyber Monday to do some shopping! Just because I’m a Domme doesn’t mean I don’t like a good deal 😉 Plus I ended up scoring some new clothes, which I so desperately wanted. I also am currently looking for mostly Amazon gift card tributes so that I can buy lots of lovely gifts for My loved ones this holiday season! Also, feel free to check My wishlist for anything on high priority that says it is a Christmas gift. I want these things purchased ASAP!! Especially the Kindle DX. The fucker that buys that for Me will DEFINITELY catch My attention! Anyway, onto the stuff: I got a really sexy red lacy lingerie set to wear for My boyfriend (he totally loved it), some more nail polish (because I am addicted lol), a really cute snake Betsey Johnson ring, a buttload of My favorite tea, a new vacuum which I SERIOUSLY needed BAD (My rugs look SOOOO much better now!), and some make-up and bath stuff, among other things. One of My FAVORITE things that I’ve gotten is this Olay Ribbons Body Wash–I’m telling you, it’s AMAZING. It reminds Me of the Buffy Body Bar from Lush which I totally love, except this one lasts longer and is much less expensive. Score! It makes My skin RIDICULOUSLY soft…My boyfriend has always commented on how soft and smooth My skin is, but he noticed it’s like pure SILK when I use this stuff! I love it so much, I’m going to run out soon…LOL.

So anyway, what other news do I have to update you fucktards with? Well, I’ve been dealing with a lot of MORONS and TIME WASTERS lately, so I have taken to immediately blocking any loser that does not send a tribute. I am even considering getting a new yahoo name and making you fuckers pay for it, because I’m getting really sick of the bullshit. In the meantime though, I HIGHLY suggest you send a tribute BEFORE you even bother to contact Me, because I am just going to demand one of you immediately. Show a little fucking respect, don’t be a stupid little shit. Oh, and I do not, I repeat, DO NOT cam verify. Even though I have TONS of clips for sale  that should make this incredibly obvious, I uploaded a FREE youtube clip so you morons will shut the fuck up once and for all. I am NEVER getting on cam without a tribute first. SERIOUSLY, fuckers.

Speaking of clips, I should probably mention that I no longer use Kinkbomb. From now on, all My clips are available at Clipvia, and I encourage you to check My twitter daily for new fetish clips. In addition, I have opened a Myflirtstore where you can find My pic sets, assignments, as well as PtV games–in fact, I created a new PtV game for you losers TODAY, and you seriously don’t want to miss it. It’s a way you can put some cash into My hands…literally! Anyway losers, I’m off to surf online and probably watch some TV before I go out and have a ROMANTIC night with My boyfriend tonight, courtesy of one of My bitch’s most recent CASH tributes….HAHAHAHA! Bye fuckers!!

Gifts galore, weak bitches, and more! :)

Hello piggies, it’s time for your pretty, perfect Ms. Saffron update! What’s been happening? Well, lots of stuff, little pig! I had an AMAZING birthday dinner (paid for by you dorks) with My boyfriend, and you fucking cuckold bitches got him TONS of gifts too, so he was very very happy, and we both had a fantastic day. Whenever I talk about you pigs, he is always ASTOUNDED by your pure idiocy and unworthiness, LOL! Perhaps most recently, a very good Domme friend of Mine, Princess Angie, has decided to step away from simply doing real time sessions and make Her presence more known in the online world…which has resulted in Her and I double-teaming TONS of you fucking losers in the past three or four days!! We’ve been raking in cold, hard $$$CASH$$$, just how We fucking like it, hahaha! you little piggies just can’t fucking resist two GORGEOUS, 20 YEAR OLD, POWERFUL Dommes, and you’ve come at us begging “please, please take my money!” Hahahaha! Fucking pathetic.

In addition to the cash We’ve received, I’ve also received some TOTALLY CUTE gifts lately, including My Lelo Siri vibrator, some new boots, NARS lipgloss, and SUPER adorable nail polish, among other things. Oh, I am still eagerly waiting for My mukluks to arrive, they are so so so awesome! I especially love that they are authentic–I expect them to be incredibly well made! I’ve also realized that I absolutely MUST revamp My wardrobe for the fall/winter seasons…for some reason, I am just NOT feeling a lot of the clothing and outfits I wore last year. I remedied this by doing some shopping at Forever21 online and shopping at the mall yesterday (with piggy money, of course!), but I definitely want to add more and more items to My wardrobe! I’m really feeling Asos.com right now for clothes, but they don’t offer e-gift cards, so I am ordering you losers to send Me Visa Virtual Giftcards to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com!! That way, I can shop ANYWHERE and make My wardrobe for this winter GORGEOUS and HUGE, bitch!!

Oh, and did I mention? you little sluts can now purchase all of My clips on clipvia! Clipvia is awesome, and is now My preferred method of cash tribute, as I retain the highest percentage of the tribute amount through them (90%). So in addition to sending Me Visa Virtual Giftcards, you can also tribute Me through clipvia. Awesome! I do also have new clips for you little bitches coming up–I actually meant to film them today, but your Ms. has a cold and is definitely not in the mood. Look out for them in the next few days, though, and make sure you purchase them IMMEDIATELY!

Also, if you are a fucking broke loser, remember what you can do for Me: you can vote for Me on topsites to bring more traffic into My website, and you can purchase My niteflirt ripoff (it’s less than $5!) and leave Me 5-star feedback. In fact, any time I send you a niteflirt message, you should open it and leave feedback, bitch! you can also subscribe to My blog, and leave Me comments on every post and page, or share My tweets or blog posts on twitter or facebook. Finally, you can worship Me on twitter through Clipvia. But, remember….if you want to REALLY make Me happy, you gotta spend! $$$

Tons of New Kinkbomb Clips!

Hey little piggies! TONS of new kinkbomb clips available today…go visit My kinkbomb store! I got My new webcam, among a bunch of other gifts, and I just got so excited I had to do a bunch of filming, in HIGH DEFINITION! There’s small dick humiliation, a forced intoxication clip, tease and denial, and more… obviously you should go and buy all of My clips NOW and WORSHIP THEM!! Anyway, what have I been up to? Well, I had a pretty luxurious week, received tons of nice little gifts in the mail, only to do some more serious wallet raping to a little subby yesterday who has simply fallen head-over-heels. I also had him do some writing tasks for Me, including a very special essay and sonnet dedication his devotion to Me!! He is a fairly skilled writer for someone so pathetic, so I thought I’d share:

why i am scum beneath Your feet.

To best accomplish this i have Your sweater pic and a clip open on my desktop. Both remind me of Your beauty, ability and dominance. i hardly need reminding though, as my first ever encounter with You is fresh in my mind, ( and my wallet). It is rare that the timing coincides as it did today – my weakness at its worst and a true, authentic Domina at hand to take full advantage. It is quite a shock, even for a slut like me to see how thoroughly You controlled, manipulated and used me. Thank You Ms, it was so good of You. It was evident from Your clips that You are not just a gorgeous female. You speak properly and You know what You want to convey and You convey it well. Your clips are very effective, obviously. i am particularly weak for Your natural beauty and appearance which requires no airbrushed glam. Your lips seem to be a cross of sweet seduction and a firm – don’t fuck with me-ness. i could stare at Your eyes for hours and feel them piercing my feeble mind. i feel weaker sensing the strength even in Your eye brows. they seem to state, “I am superior to you pig”. There is also a very definite appeal in the cut and style and color of Your hair. Your sense of purpose and intent seem heightened by Your total appearance.
If i sound infatuated and addicted and enamoured, i guess i am. That i should be able to follow my slutty path and history of submissiveness to the point of being permitted to surrender myself to a Goddess such as You is almost too much to believe.

Obviously there are those who are born to lead, control and be served; and those who know their place as submissive lowly, weak and inferior beings. It pleases me to be able to contribute my meager gifts to serve Your superior Godliness. i truly feel like i AM in for the ride of my life. Being ridden by You, being sat upon and spat upon, being humiliated at my age by a twenty year old Goddess shows exactly why i am scum beneath Your feet.

Hahahahaha! This bitch IS in for the fucking ride of his life. Can’t wait to suck him even drier later tonight!

Anyway, I have to start preparing, because tomorrow is MY boyfriend’s birthday, and we are in for a great time!! Watch My twitter for updates and info on how YOU can be a part of it, bitch!

Later, losers. ❤ $$$

P.S. I LOOOOVE surprise gifts from My amazon wishlist! And remember, if you’re a fucking broke ass loser, you can always vote for Me and purchase My niteflirt ripoff (it’s less than $5)!

Kinkbomb clips, gift updates, and more!

Hey shitbags! I know there are so many of you out there, following My every update like a little puppy dog, eagerly awaiting to see what I have been up to…well, I’ve been having a blast! Not only have I been doing a TON of online shopping lately (with little paysluts’ money of course!), but I’ve also been having a blast with My boyfriend going out to eat and milking you stupid cuckold bitches! For some reason you dumb cuckies can’t seem to stay away…I have been getting SO many hit-and-run cucks, it’s absurd! LOL, all the better–you little cucky piglets still have a few items to buy for My boyfriend’s special night! It is coming up soon, September 17, to be exact, so get to work!

Anyway, I got a bunch of packages in the mail over the past two days…I LOVE how many times the UPS or mailman has come to My door with a bunch of gifts for Me in his hands, LOL!! I got a cute dress and belt, some makeup, and a few other things off of My amazon wishlist, in addition to a super cute nurse costume for Halloween! I tried it on and I am not sure I like how it fits (it is meant to be a dress and was advertised as such, but I received a shirt and a skirt) so I am considering returning it. But…aren’t the shoes just darling!? I especially love the white fishnet stockings, I think they make My legs look absolutely PHENOMENAL. Plus I know all you stupid fucking foot bitches cream in your pants for this type of shit, hahaha. I am still waiting for some other things to arrive–I got an AMAZING black lace detail dress from eshakti.com (click to send a giftcard to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com). Some of their clothing is kinda mom-ish and ugly, but they usually have one or two gorgeous pieces, and the absolute BEST and My most FAVORITE part is that the dress is custom tailored to My perfect body’s measurements when I order! It is sure to look stunning and super sexy on Me, and I cannot WAIT to receive it.

I have also added a few new things to My amazon wishlist, and as My loyal little follower, you would be wise to send an amazon giftcard to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com IMMEDIATELY so that I can get My top picks ASAP!! There are a few things that I absolutely want THE MOST right now: first, the LELO Siri Sensual Massager, Pink. I have two other Lelo products and I love them, but I simply MUST have this to add to My sex toy collection, as I don’t have a toy that is solely for clitoral stimulation, and Lelo is the best of the best! Second is the Logitech 1080p Webcam Pro C910 with Skype HD, so that I can start filming and camming with My paypets in clear, high definition 1080P quality. Finally, for you big spenders out there, I want a NEW computer, a Macbook Pro to be exact! Get spoiling, boys!

Oh, and I almost forgot–I have a BUNCH of new Kinkbomb clips up, with more to come! Currently, I have a Blackmail Application Clip (for all of you little freaks that want to be exploited and extorted by My beautiful self, here’s your chance!), an insider’s view of Me applying lipstick and lipgloss to My beautiful lips, and a very poignant, very humiliating, very IMPORTANT reminder, ESPECIALLY to all of you dumbfucks that insist on attempting to waste My time: Find out the ONLY Way to Please Me (I’ll give you a hint–it’s your cash!!). I will also have a few more clips coming up in the next few days…I am working on a very special forced intoxication clip, among other little surprises for you dorks. Oh, and if you are a fucking broke ass loser with NO FUCKING MONEY, PLEASE, STOP FUCKING TALKING TO ME! Stop trying to waste My time, because I have absolutely no patience. If you are broke and you still want to serve Me, there are a few things you can do. you can vote for Me on topsites to bring more traffic into My website, and you can purchase My niteflirt ripoff (it’s less than $5!) and leave Me 5-star feedback. you can also subscribe to My blog, and leave Me comments on every post and page, or share My tweets or blog posts on twitter or facebook. All of these are helpful to Me, and will not anger Me…but remember, even if you do these, if you fucking talk to Me and don’t have any cash, I will FUCKING hate you!! Catch you later, piggies. ❤ $$$

Hot New Pics of Me

Hey losers!! Today I was bored and stuck inside because of the weather, so I decided to do My makeup– I was feeling inspired after I purchased some more last night on Amazon with a g/c from a stupid dork who went to bed with blue balls cause he was almost caught by wifey. LOL!! Anyway, luckily for you, I decided to take some pictures and make them available for purchase to all you creeps!! What, did you think they were for free? LOL! Yeah right! These pictures are sexy, cute, and teasing, and will definitely get you all perked up and ready to surrender your wallet. If you’d like to purchase My pics, you may do so here:

I have also uploaded a sample (plus a couple new free pics for you broke ass losers) to My photo gallery, just so you retards can get a little taste. Trust Me, they’re irresistible!

Also, to all you dumbass cuck losers: make sure you keep in mind My special cucky task for My boyfriend’s birthday! His birthday is in just under three weeks, and I want it to be the night of his life, so keep checking back for items marked as such. I’m also really craving a new pair of shoes…whichever footbitch first gets Me the adorable Irregular Choice Women’s Tea and Cake Pump on My wishlist will get a special set of pics when they arrive. Have at it, piggies!!

Become My Personal Human ATM

“$50 cash, now, loser. Fork it over!!” I know it’s your dream to hear those words coming from My mouth, on the phone or perhaps on webcam, as I take your cash and immediately spend it on all of My wants and desires: clothes, beauty products, jewelry, shoes, home items, whatever I want, really. I know you want to give it all to Me, to worship Me through obeying My every command. “Another $75, dork! Hurry up!!” Just hearing those words excite you, and your puny little dick grows even harder when you hand your hard-earned income over to Me. you cannot resist, you simply MUST obey. Compelled completely by My commands, It’s almost like you’re a machine.

Become My Personal Human ATM, and you will never, ever look back.

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Quick Service for Broke Ass Losers & Timid Bitches

So, you want to serve Me, but you are broke / too scared to talk to Me? Easy! Buy My new PtV with an exclusive picture, and rate Me 5 stars, plus give Me positive feedback! This allows Me more exposure on Niteflirt, thus allowing more little piggies to flock to Me, so I can abuse them!!!

What are you waiting for? Get RIPPED OFF NOW!

Top 5 Necessary Slave Qualities

So, you want to serve Me? To dedicate your life and money to worshiping and spoiling Me, fueled by your desire to have whatever small little peak you can at My perfect beauty, irresistible charm, and infallible intellect? Well, you’d better be a good little piggy, and make sure you have these very important qualities:

#5: Dedication

To be My slave you must be truly, completely, unwaveringly dedicated to serving Me. This doesn’t mean that you can’t have a girlfriend or a wife, but if your relationship with them begins to hinder your ability to serve Me appropriately, there will be consequences. I also do not stand for service to any other Domme while you are in service to Me, and if I find out you are not being loyal to Me, not only will I cut ties with you, but the other Domme will be alerted to your deviation as well, and you will likely have to pay a very large tax in order to be taken seriously EVER again. Aside from that, dedication means thinking of Me and worshiping My beauty in every little action that you take throughout your daily life. Dedication is that extra few dollars you save, or the extra few hours you work; it’s the gifts you don’t buy your wife, and making sure you keep My desires in mind with everything you do.

#4: Obedience

I simply do not stand for slaves that do not properly obey My rules. I am a very intelligent and clever Mistress, and a good pig must always trust in My rules, because despite their possible skepticism, I ALWAYS know what is best for My pigs. Sometimes piggies disobey,  and find themselves lost, lonely, and confused…they may have thought they knew themselves, but they had forgotten that their happiness lies with My happiness, and if you dissatisfy Me, you dissatisfy, disappoint, and alienate yourself. Pigs who disobey may be forgiven for a price, but I am a Mistress who holds a grudge, and who has very little patience. I can be especially cruel to pigs that do not obey. It is much better to obey My rules and My orders, for it will bring you not only contentment to see your Perfect Mistress happy, but a sense of fulfillment and enlightenment in your entire life.

#3: Hard Work

Obviously My losers are expected to work as hard as possible at their current career to rake in more money for Me, but hard work must manifest itself in other forms, as well: working hard at your current job is a minimum expectation. True, hard-working piggies will take on a second job, extra hours, sell things they don’t need, and go completely out of their way just for Me and My happiness. In addition, hard workers are always looking for other tasks I may need done, whether it be paperwork I need handling, voting for Me on top sites, organizing ads for Me, or many other tasks–a good slave’s work is never done, and he is always eager to do more for Me.

#2: Reliability

If you say you are going to do something, to do. If you are expected to make a certain tribute by a certain date, make sure it is on time. Slaves that are not reliable will simply be forgotten–My attention will go to much more deserving slaves. Why? Because being unreliable is a form of disobedience, and it does not impress Me at all when My pigs do not properly obey Me. If you want to be My slave, loser, you must be CONSISTENT, or else I have no place for you other than sucking you dry when convenient for Me, and then dropping you.

#1: Big Wallet!!.

Shouldn’t this be obvious? There are so many stupid, broke bitches that try to beg Me to be their slave—why the hell would I ever want them? I must make it clear that I have no interest in having slaves that CANNOT SERVE ME IN ANY WAY. you are NOT A SLAVE nor are you slave material if you have nothing to offer your Mistress, ESPECIALLY if you do not have what your Mistress is looking for. Worship Me from afar, and work hard until you can give Me what I want: CASH. Otherwise, do not bother talking to Me if you are broke, because the conversation will be over as soon as it has started.

What I LOVE About Blackmail

blackmailvid Want to hear Me talk about how much I love blackmail?? I can’t wait to take you for all your pathetic ass is worth just so your precious social life isn’t absolutely demolished. Buy My video now, boys (and don’t forget to rate it five stars)!! I know you’re shaking just thinking about hearing Me talk about all your sick desires…and getting a chance to look at My beautiful Self, too! What are you waiting for, piggy? If you’re interested in blackmail with Me, then go ahead and fill out My blackmail application. Oh, and while you’re at it, don’t forget to send a tribute!