Hey fuckers! I know it’s been quite a while since I’ve updated, but I’ve been super busy. Unfortunately, I still have not been successful in finding an apartment I like to move into 😦 Oh well! The search continues. Anyway, I’ve been getting SOME gifts of late, but mostly cash and amazon gift card tributes–I kind of wanted to wait until these past few days with Black Friday and Cyber Monday to do some shopping! Just because I’m a Domme doesn’t mean I don’t like a good deal 😉 Plus I ended up scoring some new clothes, which I so desperately wanted. I also am currently looking for mostly Amazon gift card tributes so that I can buy lots of lovely gifts for My loved ones this holiday season! Also, feel free to check My wishlist for anything on high priority that says it is a Christmas gift. I want these things purchased ASAP!! Especially the Kindle DX. The fucker that buys that for Me will DEFINITELY catch My attention! Anyway, onto the stuff: I got a really sexy red lacy lingerie set to wear for My boyfriend (he totally loved it), some more nail polish (because I am addicted lol), a really cute snake Betsey Johnson ring, a buttload of My favorite tea, a new vacuum which I SERIOUSLY needed BAD (My rugs look SOOOO much better now!), and some make-up and bath stuff, among other things. One of My FAVORITE things that I’ve gotten is this Olay Ribbons Body Wash–I’m telling you, it’s AMAZING. It reminds Me of the Buffy Body Bar from Lush which I totally love, except this one lasts longer and is much less expensive. Score! It makes My skin RIDICULOUSLY soft…My boyfriend has always commented on how soft and smooth My skin is, but he noticed it’s like pure SILK when I use this stuff! I love it so much, I’m going to run out soon…LOL.
So anyway, what other news do I have to update you fucktards with? Well, I’ve been dealing with a lot of MORONS and TIME WASTERS lately, so I have taken to immediately blocking any loser that does not send a tribute. I am even considering getting a new yahoo name and making you fuckers pay for it, because I’m getting really sick of the bullshit. In the meantime though, I HIGHLY suggest you send a tribute BEFORE you even bother to contact Me, because I am just going to demand one of you immediately. Show a little fucking respect, don’t be a stupid little shit. Oh, and I do not, I repeat, DO NOT cam verify. Even though I have TONS of clips for sale that should make this incredibly obvious, I uploaded a FREE youtube clip so you morons will shut the fuck up once and for all. I am NEVER getting on cam without a tribute first. SERIOUSLY, fuckers.
Speaking of clips, I should probably mention that I no longer use Kinkbomb. From now on, all My clips are available at Clipvia, and I encourage you to check My twitter daily for new fetish clips. In addition, I have opened a Myflirtstore where you can find My pic sets, assignments, as well as PtV games–in fact, I created a new PtV game for you losers TODAY, and you seriously don’t want to miss it. It’s a way you can put some cash into My hands…literally! Anyway losers, I’m off to surf online and probably watch some TV before I go out and have a ROMANTIC night with My boyfriend tonight, courtesy of one of My bitch’s most recent CASH tributes….HAHAHAHA! Bye fuckers!!
Yeah, so this fucking stupid little blackmail whore paul tells Me that I MUST take his info down, there is no way in hell he’s paying Me, blah blah blah….and he really pissed Me off. he told Me I might as well just tell his wife everything, soooo I called his bluff—and guess what? He fucking flipped out LMAO. Now his stupid bitch wife knows and he still has to pay up if he doesn’t want Me to contact his employer! And of course the info stays up til he makes his payments. he’s on his knees begging Me to let him give Me the $100 and take some info down…hahahaha, maybe, if you’re lucky, bitch! Next time, don’t fuck with Me, loser!
Oh, and here’s what I said to his wife:
P.S. I’ll do a gift update soon, I just have been really busy having lots of fun with My boyfriend!!
Hey bitches! It’s been a while since I’ve done a real update with gifts and all, so I figured I’d show off some of My shit and grace you with an update. You’re welcome! Anyway, the reason I’ve been oh-so-busy is because I’ve actually been apartment hunting with My boyfriend; right now, I live a little bit outside of Boston, but I grew up there and miss being in the city all the time, so we are on the hunt for a place closer to Boston / actually in the inner city. It’s hard work!! Apartment brokers here can be real pains in the asses, lol. REGARDLESS, when the time comes, I have thought and thought and I think it’s time for Me to train a NEW R/T slave, especially to do some housework and cleaning when we first move in! Interested slaves can feel free to contact Me by email. Please include your location, some information about yourself, etc. Slaves that have not spoken to Me before will require initial tribute before consideration, of course, and your duties as My house slave will mostly include either being ignored or verbal humiliation and abuse by Myself (and possibly My boyfriend, though he really isn’t interested in saying a word to you creeps) while you clean My entire apartment, typically once per week. Obviously, that will be the extent of our relationship…no sexual contact or nudity, shitheads!! Hahahahaha!!
So aside from all of the stress of moving, I am SOO excited for Halloween!! Just a few more days! I got this awesome Wonder Woman costume that looks absolutely aaamaaaazinggg on Me, super cute and sexy, and I’m definitely going to be hitting up a few local parties. Halloween is definitely one of My absolute FAVORITE holidays, I’m itching with excitement just thinking about it. In addition to this really cute costume, I’ve gotten a lot more gifts from you pathetic bitches recently, I just really haven’t been around to update. I keep getting quick hits from you retards, and one particular foot bitch that is so pathetically, hopelessly broke but keeps running back to spend any spare penny he gets, because he’s an addict…LOL!! So, what have I received recently? Well, the Naked Palette by Urban Decay, which is completely amazing–I can create sexy, smoky eye looks or just really cute, natural daytime looks. I LOOOOVE Urban Decay and it is such good quality, I am so glad I finally received this! I also got a bunch of nail polish in different shades + a nail strengthener and some new top coats, a new hair straightener to style My gorgeous locks, and some really great CHI hair serum that makes My hair even more silky soft! I also got some great new reading about manipulation, a TeaVana Perfect Teamaker to brew My yummy loose leaf teas with, Lush Volcano Foot Scrub (nice on My feet, but smells shitty, sadly :(), and some sexy lacy panties! 😀 In addition to all this stuff, I got a really sexy and cute nightie that My boyfriend adores on Me (which you stupid fucks will NEVER get to see Me in, hahaha), and a Massage Oil Candle by Lelo, another product of theirs which delivers! Smells so romantic 🙂
Anyway, that’s it for now, bitches!! Look out for all My new clips on clipvia, tons of new foot worship and ass worship clips available, with more stuff to come! As always, fuck you piggies!!! XOXO $$$
Hello piggies, it’s time for your pretty, perfect Ms. Saffron update! What’s been happening? Well, lots of stuff, little pig! I had an AMAZING birthday dinner (paid for by you dorks) with My boyfriend, and you fucking cuckold bitches got him TONS of gifts too, so he was very very happy, and we both had a fantastic day. Whenever I talk about you pigs, he is always ASTOUNDED by your pure idiocy and unworthiness, LOL! Perhaps most recently, a very good Domme friend of Mine, Princess Angie, has decided to step away from simply doing real time sessions and make Her presence more known in the online world…which has resulted in Her and I double-teaming TONS of you fucking losers in the past three or four days!! We’ve been raking in cold, hard $$$CASH$$$, just how We fucking like it, hahaha! you little piggies just can’t fucking resist two GORGEOUS, 20 YEAR OLD, POWERFUL Dommes, and you’ve come at us begging “please, please take my money!” Hahahaha! Fucking pathetic.
In addition to the cash We’ve received, I’ve also received some TOTALLY CUTE gifts lately, including My Lelo Siri vibrator, some new boots, NARS lipgloss, and SUPER adorable nail polish, among other things. Oh, I am still eagerly waiting for My mukluks to arrive, they are so so so awesome! I especially love that they are authentic–I expect them to be incredibly well made! I’ve also realized that I absolutely MUST revamp My wardrobe for the fall/winter seasons…for some reason, I am just NOT feeling a lot of the clothing and outfits I wore last year. I remedied this by doing some shopping at Forever21 online and shopping at the mall yesterday (with piggy money, of course!), but I definitely want to add more and more items to My wardrobe! I’m really feeling Asos.com right now for clothes, but they don’t offer e-gift cards, so I am ordering you losers to send Me Visa Virtual Giftcards to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com!! That way, I can shop ANYWHERE and make My wardrobe for this winter GORGEOUS and HUGE, bitch!!
Oh, and did I mention? you little sluts can now purchase all of My clips on clipvia! Clipvia is awesome, and is now My preferred method of cash tribute, as I retain the highest percentage of the tribute amount through them (90%). So in addition to sending Me Visa Virtual Giftcards, you can also tribute Me through clipvia. Awesome! I do also have new clips for you little bitches coming up–I actually meant to film them today, but your Ms. has a cold and is definitely not in the mood. Look out for them in the next few days, though, and make sure you purchase them IMMEDIATELY!
Also, if you are a fucking broke loser, remember what you can do for Me: you can vote for Me on topsites to bring more traffic into My website, and you can purchase My niteflirt ripoff (it’s less than $5!) and leave Me 5-star feedback. In fact, any time I send you a niteflirt message, you should open it and leave feedback, bitch! you can also subscribe to My blog, and leave Me comments on every post and page, or share My tweets or blog posts on twitter or facebook. Finally, you can worship Me on twitter through Clipvia. But, remember….if you want to REALLY make Me happy, you gotta spend! $$$