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Buy Ms. Saffron’s SMELLY SHOES!


Hey bitches, so recently, I took a day trip to NYC–I was there for a little over 12 hours, and I had an absolute BLAST with My boyfriend, shopping, dining, and doing all sorts of fun stuff! I wore one of My favorite pair of old flats the whole day (12 hours in NYC, and about 10 hours traveling) on My bare feet, and sadly, the lining completely ripped and My shoes smell like SUPER funky!! Ughh!!! But, good news for you losers–I know you love the stinky smell of My perfect peds, and you are just salivating at the idea of getting your paws on My perfect, funky flats…and one of you stupid, lucky piggies will get a chance to purchase them!

These things fucking REEK as is, but I’ll likely wear them more before I ship them out to the buyer. What’s the price, you ask? Well, they aren’t fucking cheap. Remember, only ONE LUCKY PIGGY will get a chance at nabbing these!! Will it be you? Email Me at SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com if you are interested and EXPECT TO PAY HUNDREDS. HAHAHAHAHA!!

Later bitches!! Keep on the lookout for new clips coming up ❤ $$$

oh, and WORSHIP MY FEET BITCH!!