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Buy Ms. Saffron’s SMELLY SHOES!

Hey bitches, so recently, I took a day trip to NYC–I was there for a little over 12 hours, and I had an absolute BLAST with My boyfriend, shopping, dining, and doing all sorts of fun stuff! I wore one of My favorite pair of old flats the whole day (12 hours in NYC, and about 10 hours traveling) on My bare feet, and sadly, the lining completely ripped and My shoes smell like SUPER funky!! Ughh!!! But, good news for you losers–I know you love the stinky smell of My perfect peds, and you are just salivating at the idea of getting your paws on My perfect, funky flats…and one of you stupid, lucky piggies will get a chance to purchase them!

These things fucking REEK as is, but I’ll likely wear them more before I ship them out to the buyer. What’s the price, you ask? Well, they aren’t fucking cheap. Remember, only ONE LUCKY PIGGY will get a chance at nabbing these!! Will it be you? Email Me at if you are interested and EXPECT TO PAY HUNDREDS. HAHAHAHAHA!!

Later bitches!! Keep on the lookout for new clips coming up ❤ $$$


Cucky Task: My Boyfriend’s Special Night!

Hey you cucky bitches! Yes, you! I know your tiny, pathetic little dicks get hard just thinking about pleasing Me and My boyfriend together: paying for Our dinner dates, bedroom fun, and anything else We desire, because He is a real man and you are a fucking loser! LOL! Well, I have a very special opportunity for you losers. My boyfriend’s birthday is coming up in less than a month, and I want him and I to have the best night of our lives! So how can YOU contribute to this fabulous, luxurious night? Here’s how:

1. Visit My Amazon Wishlist and purchase any and EVERY item that has the phrase “BF’S SPECIAL NIGHT” in the description. These will be gifts for My boyfriend, ranging from gift cards to a hotel room (for after dinner ;)), cute clothing for Me to wear, lingerie, and presents for Him.

2. Send Me a gift card from Victoria’s Secret to for an adorable bra & panty set.

3. Send Me a Moneypak to for a delicious three course meal at a very high class restaurant in Boston, so He can eat his heart out!

On His special night, we will have a very special ignore line up, and record some exclusive clips and pics for those cucks that contribute to My boyfriend’s birthday. Get to work, NOW, piggies!!