Hello dummies! Has it been a while or what? I barely even know where to start! I’ve been so busy having so much fun on pig dime that I really haven’t bothered to much to maintain My blog or My twitter, and adding in school, I’ve had so little free time. Before you fret, I’ve now decided I’m going to make much more of an effort to update you dorks about My lavish lifestyle!
So anyway, if you follow My twitter at all, you probably noticed back in the summer I had My slave maggot signed into permanent servitude with a contract, which you can view on the left. That is part of his initiation tribute, the rest of which he paid on venmo–which I LOVE, by the way–for a total of $2,500. He has been tributing weekly ever since, like a good little slut should, in addition to buying Me all sorts of presents and sending money at My whim in order to fund My wonderful lifestyle. He has spent TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars on My Glorious Self. Sometimes, My girlfriends and I double team him and screw his wallet especially hard. After all, We deserve it more than anyone, no?
Many slaves get so excited by this notion of long term commitment, but few follow through. My suggestion? Take the leap. maggot knows he will be serving Me forever, through thick and thin, and has come to accept that he will always be working hard for Me, and that I will always be #1 on his mind. The pure satisfaction of serving Me and receiving My abuse is the biggest perk for him, and brings his life meaning and contentment. Slaves that run and hide from Me have Me eating away at their mind forever, wondering what could have been. Isn’t the obvious answer to submit?
Anyway, I’ve collected some photos of a few of the great presents I’ve received lately, and these really are just a few of My favorites. In addition to all the really cute and awesome stuff below, I’ve received countless other smaller gifts, an awesome new television, THREE iPads (one for Me, one for My 91 year old great-grandmother, one for a close friend), two laptops (one for My boyfriend and one for My little brother), and TONS of clothes.
Obviously, I absolutely love EVERYTHING I’ve received (mainly because I leave nothing up to chance and order you to get EXACTLY what I want, haha) but I really especially love My Marc by Marc Jacobs bag! I wear it to school all the time. I also REALLY adore My new Christian Louboutin shoes, however I unfortunately sprained My ankle last weekend and I am still recovering, so I haven’t been able to wear them yet :(. I was honestly devastated! I don’t think I’m supposed to wear heels for at least another month or so. Oh yeah! And I almost forgot to show off My Gucci bag and My Brian Atwood heels!
I love the cool oil slick look! Aside from all the wonderful gifts I have received, I have been totally living it up. I recently visited some close friends of Mine in Philadelphia and We had a blast dining out, drinking, clubbing, partying, and spending TONS of dumb slave money. A few lucky slaves called My ignore line when We were out to eat, and My friends laughed their asses off when I told them our $500 dinner was going to be COMPLETELY covered by My little lovesick losers! In addition, I purchased a vacation package and I will be travelling to Tuscany, Italy with a family member for a week in February–I’m so excited! I’ve been to Europe before, but never Italy, and we will be staying in a beautiful farmhouse. We will have a rental car, and will only be about 45 minutes from Florence, which is just amazing. I’ll be sure to take a TON of photos!
Anyway, let Me leave you dumb losers with a small reminder of why you are so undeserving of Me. 🙂
And I REALLY can’t list the rest of the countless chump change $50 and $25 ones and I’m getting tired of finding gift cards BUT here’s some ugly fucktard that sent his photo too, LOL:
A guest post from My little slave john:
Ms. Saffron has a hold on me like no one else ever has or ever will. My entire body belongs to Her, but specifically my cock. This is something that i both find frustrating and love at the same time. Ms. Saffron has the ability to deny me any pleasure or to allow me the most amazing experience possible. It’s all subject t Her whim and i have no control over the matter.
Hey bitches! I’ve been pretty busy, but I guess I have lots of shit to update you guys on, so this post might be a long one. I’ve definitely been abusing losers a LOT and having a lot of fun…I feel ESPECIALLY mean lately. Anyway, news…well, My cuck bitch is on hiatus, meaning he’s not going to talk to Me or bother Me like a good cuck bitch until he sorts out his tax bullshit and can tribute again. Sounds good to Me! In the meantime, I’ve had some interesting encounters lately. First, some dumbass bitch emails Me some shit about all the guys that submit to Me must be so stupid, that he needs to stay away from Me because I might get him, etc. etc…so basically, some fucktard trying to pull some kind of reverse psychology bullshit on Me, thinking he’s clever, as most of you little shits do. Anyway, I showed him two pictures of My legs and he freaked out and coughed up some dough…nothing major though. Here’s the stupid leg lover’s tribute:
Then he proceeded to say he needed to block Me because I was “dangerous”…lol, what the fuck ever. Like I give a shit at all, you subs are so fucking annoying. Then, a few nights ago, I wallet-raped a drunky little bitch with a hair fetish pretty hard…although he was taking forever to complete My commands because he was too drunk, lol. At first I told him to buy all My clips, which took him fucking FOREVER to do because he was so drunk and fucking inept he couldn’t figure out which he had added to his cart already, and it ended up looking like this:
Now, I don’t usually have patience but this stupid ass loser pretty much took all of the work out of it for Me–he was essentially just dirty talking to himself about how I “owned” him now and My hair and shit so I ignored him while occasionally sending a link to pay Me LOL…as it should be. Anyway, I ended up with this haul before he became so fucked he could not function aside from drooling and babbling incoherently:
So, as you can probably guess, with all this fucking Amazon money I’ve been receiving TONS of packages straight to My door…and even as I keep buying stuff with the gift cards, dorks are buying Me stuff too! I’ve just about hit 200 items purchased–only two items away, how exciting! I was actually shocked the other day, because some little pig contacted Me on collarme and asked politely if he could purchase an item from My wishlist. I was skeptical, but granted permission, and believe it or not I actually received something a few days later. After he had purchased it, he cordially thanked Me, and hasn’t spoken to Me since. I think in My whole career as a Domme, this has only happened a handful of times, and I have to tell you, I ADORE when it does! Anyway, I got some new DVDS, some general items for around the house, and I should be receiving My Doc Martens in a few days, which I am very excited about.
Oh! And I’ve also been receiving quite a few gift cards for restaurants and things, courtesy of My broke little gruntwork dork, and he was doing quite well until he completely FUCKED UP a few days ago. If you are broke, and you KNOW all your extra cash should go to your Mistress, when you get a few extra bucks, do you spend half on yourself and half on your Mistress? FUCK NO. It ALL goes to Me. The stupid little shit thought he could get away with purchasing two of My foot clips…thankfully, unlike some truly hopeless subs, he is remorseful, but I am making sure he will never make this mistake again by banning him from any contact with Me or viewing of My website, twitter, clipvia, pictures, or ANYTHING to do with Me. He has been allowed to send Me one email per day, and he sounds so fucking pathetic…
I should probably conclude this because it’s getting a bit long at this point, but I want to make a final note that I will be posting a few things soon, and you should look out for them. First, I will be definitely posting a new page that makes it easy for you to pay one of My bills every month, and secondly, pretty soon I will be creating an option to buy My (TEXTING ONLY) phone number. If you are interested in the number now, you can feel free to email Me, prepared to pay, and you can buy it from Me if I permit it.
Finally, I DO have a one day cleaning gig available. Obviously, you must live nearby or be willing to make the trip, and I would like to have this happen pretty much as soon as possible. You will be required to pay a fee for this honor, as well as provide a car and any cleaning supplies I tell you to bring. A few obligatory duties will include cleaning My entire bathroom, including shower and toilet, sweeping and mopping, vacuuming My carpet, as well as making a trip to the nearest recycle & redeemable center to properly get rid of all the empty bottles and cans from all the awesome parties I’ve had. 🙂 Additional duties may include dusting, organizing things as I direct you, dishes, laundry, or cooking. Amount of hours is flexible, as long as essential duties are completed within the session. Side note: It also should be obvious, but in this real time cleaning session, neither you or I will be getting naked or doing anything of a sexual nature. you will be cleaning, and I will be barking orders at or ignoring you. Contact Me by email if interested with your next available day and how much of a tribute you can offer.
All right losers, I’ve written enough. Until next time.
Hey shitbags! I know there are so many of you out there, following My every update like a little puppy dog, eagerly awaiting to see what I have been up to…well, I’ve been having a blast! Not only have I been doing a TON of online shopping lately (with little paysluts’ money of course!), but I’ve also been having a blast with My boyfriend going out to eat and milking you stupid cuckold bitches! For some reason you dumb cuckies can’t seem to stay away…I have been getting SO many hit-and-run cucks, it’s absurd! LOL, all the better–you little cucky piglets still have a few items to buy for My boyfriend’s special night! It is coming up soon, September 17, to be exact, so get to work!
Anyway, I got a bunch of packages in the mail over the past two days…I LOVE how many times the UPS or mailman has come to My door with a bunch of gifts for Me in his hands, LOL!! I got a cute dress and belt, some makeup, and a few other things off of My amazon wishlist, in addition to a super cute nurse costume for Halloween! I tried it on and I am not sure I like how it fits (it is meant to be a dress and was advertised as such, but I received a shirt and a skirt) so I am considering returning it. But…aren’t the shoes just darling!? I especially love the white fishnet stockings, I think they make My legs look absolutely PHENOMENAL. Plus I know all you stupid fucking foot bitches cream in your pants for this type of shit, hahaha. I am still waiting for some other things to arrive–I got an AMAZING black lace detail dress from eshakti.com (click to send a giftcard to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com). Some of their clothing is kinda mom-ish and ugly, but they usually have one or two gorgeous pieces, and the absolute BEST and My most FAVORITE part is that the dress is custom tailored to My perfect body’s measurements when I order! It is sure to look stunning and super sexy on Me, and I cannot WAIT to receive it.
I have also added a few new things to My amazon wishlist, and as My loyal little follower, you would be wise to send an amazon giftcard to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com IMMEDIATELY so that I can get My top picks ASAP!! There are a few things that I absolutely want THE MOST right now: first, the LELO Siri Sensual Massager, Pink. I have two other Lelo products and I love them, but I simply MUST have this to add to My sex toy collection, as I don’t have a toy that is solely for clitoral stimulation, and Lelo is the best of the best! Second is the Logitech 1080p Webcam Pro C910 with Skype HD, so that I can start filming and camming with My paypets in clear, high definition 1080P quality. Finally, for you big spenders out there, I want a NEW computer, a Macbook Pro to be exact! Get spoiling, boys!
Oh, and I almost forgot–I have a BUNCH of new Kinkbomb clips up, with more to come! Currently, I have a Blackmail Application Clip (for all of you little freaks that want to be exploited and extorted by My beautiful self, here’s your chance!), an insider’s view of Me applying lipstick and lipgloss to My beautiful lips, and a very poignant, very humiliating, very IMPORTANT reminder, ESPECIALLY to all of you dumbfucks that insist on attempting to waste My time: Find out the ONLY Way to Please Me (I’ll give you a hint–it’s your cash!!). I will also have a few more clips coming up in the next few days…I am working on a very special forced intoxication clip, among other little surprises for you dorks. Oh, and if you are a fucking broke ass loser with NO FUCKING MONEY, PLEASE, STOP FUCKING TALKING TO ME! Stop trying to waste My time, because I have absolutely no patience. If you are broke and you still want to serve Me, there are a few things you can do. you can vote for Me on topsites to bring more traffic into My website, and you can purchase My niteflirt ripoff (it’s less than $5!) and leave Me 5-star feedback. you can also subscribe to My blog, and leave Me comments on every post and page, or share My tweets or blog posts on twitter or facebook. All of these are helpful to Me, and will not anger Me…but remember, even if you do these, if you fucking talk to Me and don’t have any cash, I will FUCKING hate you!! Catch you later, piggies. ❤ $$$
Hey all you blackmail bitches–I am offering you the opportunity of a lifetime! Right now, you have the chance to purchase My blackmail program application video, chock full of the sexy, beautiful ME, DEMANDING all of your personal information! you simply will not be able to resist giving up all your deepest personal information to Me. If you are a stupid little blackmail bitch and you want your fucking life to SPIRAL DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN, in addition to completing the application, you will send a $100 tribute, in either gift card or moneypak form– plus you must be prepared to install teamviewer on your computer, and sign a customized contract surrendering your information to Me before the program begins. Keep in mind we will need to discuss your income, and you will be put on a weekly payment schedule. Blackmail with Me is not for the faint of heart, but I know your puny dick is poking out just at the thought, so get cracking, you little bitch!! LOL
Hey losers!! Today I was bored and stuck inside because of the weather, so I decided to do My makeup– I was feeling inspired after I purchased some more last night on Amazon with a g/c from a stupid dork who went to bed with blue balls cause he was almost caught by wifey. LOL!! Anyway, luckily for you, I decided to take some pictures and make them available for purchase to all you creeps!! What, did you think they were for free? LOL! Yeah right! These pictures are sexy, cute, and teasing, and will definitely get you all perked up and ready to surrender your wallet. If you’d like to purchase My pics, you may do so here:
Also, to all you dumbass cuck losers: make sure you keep in mind My special cucky task for My boyfriend’s birthday! His birthday is in just under three weeks, and I want it to be the night of his life, so keep checking back for items marked as such. I’m also really craving a new pair of shoes…whichever footbitch first gets Me the adorable Irregular Choice Women’s Tea and Cake Pump on My wishlist will get a special set of pics when they arrive. Have at it, piggies!!
Hey you cucky bitches! Yes, you! I know your tiny, pathetic little dicks get hard just thinking about pleasing Me and My boyfriend together: paying for Our dinner dates, bedroom fun, and anything else We desire, because He is a real man and you are a fucking loser! LOL! Well, I have a very special opportunity for you losers. My boyfriend’s birthday is coming up in less than a month, and I want him and I to have the best night of our lives! So how can YOU contribute to this fabulous, luxurious night? Here’s how:
1. Visit My Amazon Wishlist and purchase any and EVERY item that has the phrase “BF’S SPECIAL NIGHT” in the description. These will be gifts for My boyfriend, ranging from gift cards to a hotel room (for after dinner ;)), cute clothing for Me to wear, lingerie, and presents for Him.
2. Send Me a gift card from Victoria’s Secret to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com for an adorable bra & panty set.
3. Send Me a Moneypak to SpoilSaffron@yahoo.com for a delicious three course meal at a very high class restaurant in Boston, so He can eat his heart out!
On His special night, we will have a very special ignore line up, and record some exclusive clips and pics for those cucks that contribute to My boyfriend’s birthday. Get to work, NOW, piggies!!
“$50 cash, now, loser. Fork it over!!” I know it’s your dream to hear those words coming from My mouth, on the phone or perhaps on webcam, as I take your cash and immediately spend it on all of My wants and desires: clothes, beauty products, jewelry, shoes, home items, whatever I want, really. I know you want to give it all to Me, to worship Me through obeying My every command. “Another $75, dork! Hurry up!!” Just hearing those words excite you, and your puny little dick grows even harder when you hand your hard-earned income over to Me. you cannot resist, you simply MUST obey. Compelled completely by My commands, It’s almost like you’re a machine.
Become My Personal Human ATM, and you will never, ever look back.
So, you want to serve Me? To dedicate your life and money to worshiping and spoiling Me, fueled by your desire to have whatever small little peak you can at My perfect beauty, irresistible charm, and infallible intellect? Well, you’d better be a good little piggy, and make sure you have these very important qualities:
To be My slave you must be truly, completely, unwaveringly dedicated to serving Me. This doesn’t mean that you can’t have a girlfriend or a wife, but if your relationship with them begins to hinder your ability to serve Me appropriately, there will be consequences. I also do not stand for service to any other Domme while you are in service to Me, and if I find out you are not being loyal to Me, not only will I cut ties with you, but the other Domme will be alerted to your deviation as well, and you will likely have to pay a very large tax in order to be taken seriously EVER again. Aside from that, dedication means thinking of Me and worshiping My beauty in every little action that you take throughout your daily life. Dedication is that extra few dollars you save, or the extra few hours you work; it’s the gifts you don’t buy your wife, and making sure you keep My desires in mind with everything you do.
I simply do not stand for slaves that do not properly obey My rules. I am a very intelligent and clever Mistress, and a good pig must always trust in My rules, because despite their possible skepticism, I ALWAYS know what is best for My pigs. Sometimes piggies disobey, and find themselves lost, lonely, and confused…they may have thought they knew themselves, but they had forgotten that their happiness lies with My happiness, and if you dissatisfy Me, you dissatisfy, disappoint, and alienate yourself. Pigs who disobey may be forgiven for a price, but I am a Mistress who holds a grudge, and who has very little patience. I can be especially cruel to pigs that do not obey. It is much better to obey My rules and My orders, for it will bring you not only contentment to see your Perfect Mistress happy, but a sense of fulfillment and enlightenment in your entire life.
#3: Hard Work
Obviously My losers are expected to work as hard as possible at their current career to rake in more money for Me, but hard work must manifest itself in other forms, as well: working hard at your current job is a minimum expectation. True, hard-working piggies will take on a second job, extra hours, sell things they don’t need, and go completely out of their way just for Me and My happiness. In addition, hard workers are always looking for other tasks I may need done, whether it be paperwork I need handling, voting for Me on top sites, organizing ads for Me, or many other tasks–a good slave’s work is never done, and he is always eager to do more for Me.
If you say you are going to do something, to do. If you are expected to make a certain tribute by a certain date, make sure it is on time. Slaves that are not reliable will simply be forgotten–My attention will go to much more deserving slaves. Why? Because being unreliable is a form of disobedience, and it does not impress Me at all when My pigs do not properly obey Me. If you want to be My slave, loser, you must be CONSISTENT, or else I have no place for you other than sucking you dry when convenient for Me, and then dropping you.
#1: Big Wallet!!.
Shouldn’t this be obvious? There are so many stupid, broke bitches that try to beg Me to be their slave—why the hell would I ever want them? I must make it clear that I have no interest in having slaves that CANNOT SERVE ME IN ANY WAY. you are NOT A SLAVE nor are you slave material if you have nothing to offer your Mistress, ESPECIALLY if you do not have what your Mistress is looking for. Worship Me from afar, and work hard until you can give Me what I want: CASH. Otherwise, do not bother talking to Me if you are broke, because the conversation will be over as soon as it has started.
Two NEW clips available for you losers of My adorable feet are available on Kinkbomb!! I had a great day at the beach, soaking up the sun, digging My toes in the sand, and feeling the refreshing water against My skin…and My cute feet looked fantastic as always, so I had to take a video–two to be exact! Worship My feet. Buy them NOW losers! I bet you’d love to watch My feet digging into the sand, and the pure ocean water splashing against them, leaving them squeaky clean. 🙂 And don’t forget to buy Me a little treat for My feet from My wishlist–a new pair of shoes, or maybe My favorite Volcano foot mask from Lush? Haha I can’t wait to see what you foot bitches come up with!
CLICK THE PICS TO BUY!!!