TONS of Updates

Hey fuckers! I know it’s been quite a while since I’ve updated, but I’ve been super busy. Unfortunately, I still have not been successful in finding an apartment I like to move into 😦 Oh well! The search continues. Anyway, I’ve been getting SOME gifts of late, but mostly cash and amazon gift card tributes–I kind of wanted to wait until these past few days with Black Friday and Cyber Monday to do some shopping! Just because I’m a Domme doesn’t mean I don’t like a good deal 😉 Plus I ended up scoring some new clothes, which I so desperately wanted. I also am currently looking for mostly Amazon gift card tributes so that I can buy lots of lovely gifts for My loved ones this holiday season! Also, feel free to check My wishlist for anything on high priority that says it is a Christmas gift. I want these things purchased ASAP!! Especially the Kindle DX. The fucker that buys that for Me will DEFINITELY catch My attention! Anyway, onto the stuff: I got a really sexy red lacy lingerie set to wear for My boyfriend (he totally loved it), some more nail polish (because I am addicted lol), a really cute snake Betsey Johnson ring, a buttload of My favorite tea, a new vacuum which I SERIOUSLY needed BAD (My rugs look SOOOO much better now!), and some make-up and bath stuff, among other things. One of My FAVORITE things that I’ve gotten is this Olay Ribbons Body Wash–I’m telling you, it’s AMAZING. It reminds Me of the Buffy Body Bar from Lush which I totally love, except this one lasts longer and is much less expensive. Score! It makes My skin RIDICULOUSLY soft…My boyfriend has always commented on how soft and smooth My skin is, but he noticed it’s like pure SILK when I use this stuff! I love it so much, I’m going to run out soon…LOL.

So anyway, what other news do I have to update you fucktards with? Well, I’ve been dealing with a lot of MORONS and TIME WASTERS lately, so I have taken to immediately blocking any loser that does not send a tribute. I am even considering getting a new yahoo name and making you fuckers pay for it, because I’m getting really sick of the bullshit. In the meantime though, I HIGHLY suggest you send a tribute BEFORE you even bother to contact Me, because I am just going to demand one of you immediately. Show a little fucking respect, don’t be a stupid little shit. Oh, and I do not, I repeat, DO NOT cam verify. Even though I have TONS of clips for sale  that should make this incredibly obvious, I uploaded a FREE youtube clip so you morons will shut the fuck up once and for all. I am NEVER getting on cam without a tribute first. SERIOUSLY, fuckers.

Speaking of clips, I should probably mention that I no longer use Kinkbomb. From now on, all My clips are available at Clipvia, and I encourage you to check My twitter daily for new fetish clips. In addition, I have opened a Myflirtstore where you can find My pic sets, assignments, as well as PtV games–in fact, I created a new PtV game for you losers TODAY, and you seriously don’t want to miss it. It’s a way you can put some cash into My hands…literally! Anyway losers, I’m off to surf online and probably watch some TV before I go out and have a ROMANTIC night with My boyfriend tonight, courtesy of one of My bitch’s most recent CASH tributes….HAHAHAHA! Bye fuckers!!

Quick Update: Remember paul? well he really IS retarded!

Yeah, so this fucking stupid little blackmail whore paul tells Me that I MUST take his info down, there is no way in hell he’s paying Me, blah blah blah….and he really pissed Me off. he told Me I might as well just tell his wife everything, soooo I called his bluff—and guess what? He fucking flipped out LMAO. Now his stupid bitch wife knows and he still has to pay up if he doesn’t want Me to contact his employer! And of course the info stays up til he makes his payments. he’s on his knees begging Me to let him give Me the $100 and take some info down…hahahaha, maybe, if you’re lucky, bitch! Next time, don’t fuck with Me, loser!

Oh, and here’s what I said to his wife:

Hello there Annie,

My name is Saffron. I am emailing you about your piece of shit excuse for a husband, paul. I don’t know if you had any inkling, but paul has a submissive fetish of giving young, beautiful women like Myself LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY, and BEGGING Me to blackmail him! LOL It’s called “consensual blackmail”. Your stupid husband messaged Me BEGGING Me to put all of his, yours, and his employer’s personal information on My website, and sent Me $500 via gr**ndot which I have already started spending…entirely unprovoked, simply because he is a fucking STUPID hick! he also BEGGED Me to charge him $100 per piece of info if he wanted Me to remove it…totaling a whopping $1,000! he mentioned you guys are broke…how pathetic. your retard husband spent $500 on Me for fucking NOTHING, because now he says he doesn’t have the money and there is no way he can afford to buy Me out, hence the reason I am contacting you. I know this must be hard for you to hear, but it’s even harder for Me, because I am putting up with your idiot husband’s moronic bullshit for chump change. Yeah yeah, he thinks I’m absolutely gorgeous, and cannot resist My stunning good looks paired with My biting intellect and cunning dominance, but what good is that if he can’t spend money on Me? Not good, not good at all! Honestly Annie, if I were you, I would feel betrayed, angry, manipulated, and PATHETIC for marrying such a fucking LOSER, AND for not keeping his dumb ass in line! I suggest a divorce…if you can even afford that, LOL. Maybe just spitting in his face and kicking him out to live on the streets would suffice. Sorry about the news, but damn Annie, you have some shit poor judgment.

Oh, by the way, just so you know this is REAL, you can view the information he gave Me, plus photos of him here:

http://spoilsaffron.com/2011/11/03/paul-david-johnson-is-a-stupid-worthless-loser/

Sincerely,

Ms. Saffron

www.spoilsaffron.com
LATER LOSERS
P.S. I’ll do a gift update soon, I just have been really busy having lots of fun with My boyfriend!!

paul david johnson is a stupid, worthless loser

LOL, so this stupid fuck out of nowhere just sent Me a tribute and begged Me to blackmail him with all of his personal information, up on My website. WHAT THE FUCK?? He’s a pathetic little weakling and a sap for Me, and he’s fucking gross…a stupid hick with an ugly tiny dick. Well. Guess what, paul? All of your information is going up here, and I am going to make you fucking PAY. And…if you don’t pay up within a certain amount of time–I’m contacting  your fucking wife and employer!! LMAO

In fact, if I don’t begin to receive payments by Thursday, November 10th, I will be stretching My boundaries hahahaha, I might be contacting your WIFE, calling your EMPLOYER, leaving you messages at home, who knows, but it’s fucking ALL DOWN HILL FROM THERE HAHAHAHAHAHAA

Anyway, shithead, each piece of information has a number…and it costs $100 per numbered item for Me to take it down. Oh, you also don’t get to choose which I keep up and which I remove…unless you are SUPER desperate, and in that case I am giving you the gracious option of allowing you to pay ME $200 and choose which to remove!! LOL you’re going to be fucking broke, you stupid redneck. BTW your webcam is a piece of shit hahahaha

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3. Full Name: Paul David Johnson

4. Home Address: 2894 Deacon St., Jackson, Mississippi

5. Phone Number: 662-902-0***

6. Email: funtimejohnson@yahoo.com

7. Employer: Jason Starnes

8. Employer Contact Number: 601-487-2645

9. Wife’s Name: Annie Kristen Johnson

10. Wife’s Email: pannie63@yahoo.com

Oh and please, whoever reads this, feel free to take matters into your own hands and harass this dumbass, hahahahahha