Hello dummies! Has it been a while or what? I barely even know where to start! I’ve been so busy having so much fun on pig dime that I really haven’t bothered to much to maintain My blog or My twitter, and adding in school, I’ve had so little free time. Before you fret, I’ve now decided I’m going to make much more of an effort to update you dorks about My lavish lifestyle!
So anyway, if you follow My twitter at all, you probably noticed back in the summer I had My slave maggot signed into permanent servitude with a contract, which you can view on the left. That is part of his initiation tribute, the rest of which he paid on venmo–which I LOVE, by the way–for a total of $2,500. He has been tributing weekly ever since, like a good little slut should, in addition to buying Me all sorts of presents and sending money at My whim in order to fund My wonderful lifestyle. He has spent TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars on My Glorious Self. Sometimes, My girlfriends and I double team him and screw his wallet especially hard. After all, We deserve it more than anyone, no?
Many slaves get so excited by this notion of long term commitment, but few follow through. My suggestion? Take the leap. maggot knows he will be serving Me forever, through thick and thin, and has come to accept that he will always be working hard for Me, and that I will always be #1 on his mind. The pure satisfaction of serving Me and receiving My abuse is the biggest perk for him, and brings his life meaning and contentment. Slaves that run and hide from Me have Me eating away at their mind forever, wondering what could have been. Isn’t the obvious answer to submit?
Anyway, I’ve collected some photos of a few of the great presents I’ve received lately, and these really are just a few of My favorites. In addition to all the really cute and awesome stuff below, I’ve received countless other smaller gifts, an awesome new television, THREE iPads (one for Me, one for My 91 year old great-grandmother, one for a close friend), two laptops (one for My boyfriend and one for My little brother), and TONS of clothes.
Obviously, I absolutely love EVERYTHING I’ve received (mainly because I leave nothing up to chance and order you to get EXACTLY what I want, haha) but I really especially love My Marc by Marc Jacobs bag! I wear it to school all the time. I also REALLY adore My new Christian Louboutin shoes, however I unfortunately sprained My ankle last weekend and I am still recovering, so I haven’t been able to wear them yet :(. I was honestly devastated! I don’t think I’m supposed to wear heels for at least another month or so. Oh yeah! And I almost forgot to show off My Gucci bag and My Brian Atwood heels!
I love the cool oil slick look! Aside from all the wonderful gifts I have received, I have been totally living it up. I recently visited some close friends of Mine in Philadelphia and We had a blast dining out, drinking, clubbing, partying, and spending TONS of dumb slave money. A few lucky slaves called My ignore line when We were out to eat, and My friends laughed their asses off when I told them our $500 dinner was going to be COMPLETELY covered by My little lovesick losers! In addition, I purchased a vacation package and I will be travelling to Tuscany, Italy with a family member for a week in February–I’m so excited! I’ve been to Europe before, but never Italy, and we will be staying in a beautiful farmhouse. We will have a rental car, and will only be about 45 minutes from Florence, which is just amazing. I’ll be sure to take a TON of photos!
Anyway, let Me leave you dumb losers with a small reminder of why you are so undeserving of Me. 🙂
And I REALLY can’t list the rest of the countless chump change $50 and $25 ones and I’m getting tired of finding gift cards BUT here’s some ugly fucktard that sent his photo too, LOL:
A guest post from My little slave john:
Ms. Saffron has a hold on me like no one else ever has or ever will. My entire body belongs to Her, but specifically my cock. This is something that i both find frustrating and love at the same time. Ms. Saffron has the ability to deny me any pleasure or to allow me the most amazing experience possible. It’s all subject t Her whim and i have no control over the matter.
Hey bitches! I’ve been pretty busy, but I guess I have lots of shit to update you guys on, so this post might be a long one. I’ve definitely been abusing losers a LOT and having a lot of fun…I feel ESPECIALLY mean lately. Anyway, news…well, My cuck bitch is on hiatus, meaning he’s not going to talk to Me or bother Me like a good cuck bitch until he sorts out his tax bullshit and can tribute again. Sounds good to Me! In the meantime, I’ve had some interesting encounters lately. First, some dumbass bitch emails Me some shit about all the guys that submit to Me must be so stupid, that he needs to stay away from Me because I might get him, etc. etc…so basically, some fucktard trying to pull some kind of reverse psychology bullshit on Me, thinking he’s clever, as most of you little shits do. Anyway, I showed him two pictures of My legs and he freaked out and coughed up some dough…nothing major though. Here’s the stupid leg lover’s tribute:
Then he proceeded to say he needed to block Me because I was “dangerous”…lol, what the fuck ever. Like I give a shit at all, you subs are so fucking annoying. Then, a few nights ago, I wallet-raped a drunky little bitch with a hair fetish pretty hard…although he was taking forever to complete My commands because he was too drunk, lol. At first I told him to buy all My clips, which took him fucking FOREVER to do because he was so drunk and fucking inept he couldn’t figure out which he had added to his cart already, and it ended up looking like this:
Now, I don’t usually have patience but this stupid ass loser pretty much took all of the work out of it for Me–he was essentially just dirty talking to himself about how I “owned” him now and My hair and shit so I ignored him while occasionally sending a link to pay Me LOL…as it should be. Anyway, I ended up with this haul before he became so fucked he could not function aside from drooling and babbling incoherently:
So, as you can probably guess, with all this fucking Amazon money I’ve been receiving TONS of packages straight to My door…and even as I keep buying stuff with the gift cards, dorks are buying Me stuff too! I’ve just about hit 200 items purchased–only two items away, how exciting! I was actually shocked the other day, because some little pig contacted Me on collarme and asked politely if he could purchase an item from My wishlist. I was skeptical, but granted permission, and believe it or not I actually received something a few days later. After he had purchased it, he cordially thanked Me, and hasn’t spoken to Me since. I think in My whole career as a Domme, this has only happened a handful of times, and I have to tell you, I ADORE when it does! Anyway, I got some new DVDS, some general items for around the house, and I should be receiving My Doc Martens in a few days, which I am very excited about.
Oh! And I’ve also been receiving quite a few gift cards for restaurants and things, courtesy of My broke little gruntwork dork, and he was doing quite well until he completely FUCKED UP a few days ago. If you are broke, and you KNOW all your extra cash should go to your Mistress, when you get a few extra bucks, do you spend half on yourself and half on your Mistress? FUCK NO. It ALL goes to Me. The stupid little shit thought he could get away with purchasing two of My foot clips…thankfully, unlike some truly hopeless subs, he is remorseful, but I am making sure he will never make this mistake again by banning him from any contact with Me or viewing of My website, twitter, clipvia, pictures, or ANYTHING to do with Me. He has been allowed to send Me one email per day, and he sounds so fucking pathetic…
I should probably conclude this because it’s getting a bit long at this point, but I want to make a final note that I will be posting a few things soon, and you should look out for them. First, I will be definitely posting a new page that makes it easy for you to pay one of My bills every month, and secondly, pretty soon I will be creating an option to buy My (TEXTING ONLY) phone number. If you are interested in the number now, you can feel free to email Me, prepared to pay, and you can buy it from Me if I permit it.
Finally, I DO have a one day cleaning gig available. Obviously, you must live nearby or be willing to make the trip, and I would like to have this happen pretty much as soon as possible. You will be required to pay a fee for this honor, as well as provide a car and any cleaning supplies I tell you to bring. A few obligatory duties will include cleaning My entire bathroom, including shower and toilet, sweeping and mopping, vacuuming My carpet, as well as making a trip to the nearest recycle & redeemable center to properly get rid of all the empty bottles and cans from all the awesome parties I’ve had. 🙂 Additional duties may include dusting, organizing things as I direct you, dishes, laundry, or cooking. Amount of hours is flexible, as long as essential duties are completed within the session. Side note: It also should be obvious, but in this real time cleaning session, neither you or I will be getting naked or doing anything of a sexual nature. you will be cleaning, and I will be barking orders at or ignoring you. Contact Me by email if interested with your next available day and how much of a tribute you can offer.
All right losers, I’ve written enough. Until next time.
From My latest broke little piece of shit, who barely deserves any attention whatsoever:
I’ve been having such a great time receiving tons of lovely gifts ❤ I’ve hoarded a SHITLOAD of makeup & amazon gcs, and little cuck bitch can’t keep his slutty little wallet closed. You best believe I’ve been doing a TON of shopping on amazon…
Got TONS of makeup forever stuff (the cream eyeshadows & blusher are SOO amazing, love them so much) plus a cute orange-y lipstick from Benefit for the summer, and a cute lipstick from NARS as well, not pictured. I also love the Urban Decay brow box, definitely one of My favorite brow makeups 🙂 I also have a NARS highlighter on the way, but other than that, I think I’m finally finished with My makeup binge! Wonder what I will binge on next…
Oh! And if you saw My twitter, I got Dexter Seasons 1 through 5 on Blu-Ray, which I am SO excited about. My Man hasn’t seen it yet so we are going to watch it together. 🙂 Anyway, onto the most recent displays of affection from My little cuck whore…
My new computer is AMAZING by the way! If you dumbasses know shit about computers, it has an i7 processor, 6GB RAM, and perhaps most importantly, it has an NVIDIA GT 540M 1GB card. I loooove it holy crap <33 SO happy I finally have My own laptop again, My last laptop was a piece of shit and crapped out so I was using My desktop, which is all well and good, but of course I love the portability of a laptop ❤
As for what else is going on with Me, well, I FINALLY started apartment hunting with My BF again, we got kind of sidetracked but we will hopefully be moving in either halfway through this month or the beginning of April. Oh, and of course you dorks will be financing whatever furniture, decorations, and extras We need. 🙂
I’ve also had a lot of dumb bitches fawning over Me, sending Me love letters….here’s one from My stupid foot addict:
Ms. Saffron,I know that I am a disgusting freak. I almost cry when I look at my Niteflirt statement and it shows $80 for less than 20 perfect foot pics. I realize that is nothing to you, but man it hurts to think that $80 of my hard earned money went to pay for a few pics of feet. The worst part is that I am rock har as I write this but am so mad at myself for spending money on foot pics when the internet is loaded with them. Plus my wife loves for me to play with her feet. I am so fucked up that I just sit and wait for more vids and pics from you. It sucks so fucking bad.
Ms. Saffron,I cannot afford anymore foot pics. Guess what? It doesn’t matter. I will buy them anyway. I am so crazed for you that it has become a reflex to refresh my “Ms. Saffron” bookmarks all day and night.ClipviaNiteflirt mailLike a drug addict waiting for his fix. I am so madly obsessed. I read “fucking worthless moron” and get a raging hardon that I haven’t experienced since my teenage years 20 years ago. It is amazing that I can barely perform for my loving caring wife but get rock hard for a woman that thinks I am a moron and a sick freak. Even worse. I am not getting rock hard looking at your tits or ass (though both are amazing!). I am getting hard for toes, soles, and verbal abuse. Makes me do very angry yet crazed at the same time.
So first off let Me just say—I love My Man. We had a GREAT Valentine’s night…all funded by My newest stupid cuckold bitchboy. I ordered a really sexy corset with his gift card, and on Monday I came home to $400 and an ipod in the mail. Hahahha. Bitchboy knows how to make Me happy!!
Then, on Valentine’s day, I woke up to receiving My lingerie in the mail and a big old box from Godiva!! Awesome. Later that evening, My man and I went out to this really cute Italian restaurant and got super yummy food. :9 I got lobster ravioli, and I fucking LOVE lobster, it was PERFECT, sooooo delicious! My Man got a mixed seafood pasta with shrimp, scallops, & mussels. So fucking tasty. Anyway, for dessert We went to Pinkberry which is My fucking absolute FAVORITE EVER AHH I am so addicted lol….I wish I lived closer by to one because I would eat it all the fucking time, holy shit, so delicious <33
Then We headed back to the hotel room, and well, what else was there to do but put on My gorgeous new corset and FUCK?? Hahaha. It was amazing. I know you pathetic losers are sitting up dicks erect just thinking about it….cuckold bitch certainly was, and he dropped a grand on a new laptop for Me for his cum tax!!! AHHAHAHA. I completely own his ass. he lives and exists purely to be My human ATM…he’s living the dream, bitches. you could be too, and it’s so easy, so close…don’t be afraid. cuckold bitch knows how fulfilling it is 😉
So anyway, today the Man and I went to the mall and did some more shopping, I got some more stuff in the mail…I got some of the makeup I ordered and I love it SOOOO much, oh My god. Makeup Forever is the shittttt! I have more stuff coming too. Can’t wait to get it!!
Oh, and tonight I had a bunch of little bitches crawling back to Me…stupid foot addict came crawling back a few days ago and again tonight, sent his measly usual $50 gift card, and begged to see pictures of the dead skin on My feet, because he is a pathetic loser that wants to eat that shit or something. Vile. I actually might make a clip using a ped egg or something so you losers can see the dead skin, and I’ll keep it in an envelope available for purchase just to taunt you….
Then I had two other stupid bitches hit Me up tonight…one wants Me to control his eating habits completely which should be fucking fun…I’m really going to fuck with him LOL. The other one is a dumb ugly fucker who lives nearby and I’ve named him puppy. He’s gonna be My little girly puppy and will be trained to eat puppy chow, among other things…the goal is to lead him around in public on a pink leash while he shops for Me. Hahahaha. He sent Me a gift card and then felt the need to have some puppy play time and jack off, so I made him send another!
And now, while I’m writing this post, some other stupid drunk bitch sent Me a gift card…
you addicts are such fucking stupid retards, but I love shopping on your dime. I have so much shit coming in the mail I can’t wait…and in the meantime I’m going to fucking TORMENT you!!! HAHAH Oh, and losers, check out My niteflirt listings. I updated it. and make sure you WATCH MY FUCKING TWITTER!!!
Now go buy Me more shit, losers.
Sorry, fuckers. I know you’ve been sitting at your computers drooling all over yourselves waiting for My return. I’ve been so busy though!! With Christmas, the new year, My birthday…plus everything else!! I went and visited My friend out of state with My boyfriend for a while as well…so much fun. Haven’t stopped raking in cash from you fucking losers, though, hahahaa. I’ve been mostly accepting cash and hoarding amazon giftcards (I have like $800 sitting in My account at the moment), but I’ve also been on a makeup BINGE. I got a really cute sparkly purple makeup bag from Urban Decay and I love it SOOO fucking much holy shit….I love all things purple and pink and sparkly so obviously I HAD to get it. I got a new blush and under eye concealer from Benefit, an AWESOME long lasting 24/7 eyeliner from Urban Decay, Urban Decay’s All Nighter makeup setting spray (awesome for going out), MAC eyebrow pencil, and MAC Wonder Woman eyeliner marker, among other things. I also have some Makeup Forever HD Foundation & Powder coming…I tried it out at Sephora once before and that stuff is AMAZING.
Oh yeah, and I got some new boots & flats….I love them SO MUCH!! The boots are ESPECIALLY comfy even though they are pretty high heels–I got them thanks to some boot whore named francois who forked over probably $500ish in amazon gift cards against his will, LOL, completely hypnotized by My feet in My leather boots….fucking hilarious. I also got him shitfaced and got him to tell Me details about his life even though he was terrified to even tell Me his first name…guess he got scared and ran away. Whatever, little bitch will be back. Such a whore for My boots.
ANYWAY, the latest bitch I’ve been abusing is a little cuckold whore who out of the fucking blue sent Me $500, and you know I like that shit.
SO I decided to put this stupid bitch to good use and make sure he’s My little whore for Valentine’s Day and buys shit for Me and MY Man. The dumb little moneyslut followed My orders IMMEDIATELY, just like I like, sending Me a $200 gift card for lingerie and dropping $100 at godiva.com to get some chocolates for My boyfriend shipped express. He’s also mailed an envelope full of $$cash$$ I am expecting Monday and will most certainly show off. Oh! And I bought the new Lelo Tor II on Amazon, it’s a waterproof rechargeable cock ring with super high vibration capabilities. Can’t wait to use it with My Man on Valentine’s. 😉 Hahahahha. I love taunting you fucking dumbasses. Anyway, if any of you other pathetic little grovelling piggies want in on contributing to My amazing Valentine’s Day, shoot Me an email and I’ll find a spot for you, LOL.
OH, and whatever bitches keep calling Me at fucking 5am…don’t be surprised if I don’t fucking pick up jesus christ I’m either asleep or busy having fun LOL christ. It’s been a while since I sufficiently abused any of you fuckers on Niteflirt but I’m overdue. I keep getting these poor shits that call Me for like 3 minutes…LOL so fucking boring. Whatever. A quick buck for Me I guess. I might as well ignore your dumb ass. Make sure you have a good chunk of change if you call Me, My line is fucking $7.99 for a reason, it’s because I AM HERE TO TAKE YOUR MONEY, omfg. AND DON’T CALL MY IGNORE LINE AND TRY TO TALK TO ME LOL!!!!
Anyway, I have to go get ready, I’m going out tonight–I’m actually going clubbing for the first time since I’ve turned 21. Going to be a fucking blast. And speaking of My ignore line, give Me a ring after 8PM EST and I’ll fucking ignore you while I drink and party LOL
Bye fuckers. Look forward to more frequent updates, and go buy Me shit NOW:
Yeah, so this fucking stupid little blackmail whore paul tells Me that I MUST take his info down, there is no way in hell he’s paying Me, blah blah blah….and he really pissed Me off. he told Me I might as well just tell his wife everything, soooo I called his bluff—and guess what? He fucking flipped out LMAO. Now his stupid bitch wife knows and he still has to pay up if he doesn’t want Me to contact his employer! And of course the info stays up til he makes his payments. he’s on his knees begging Me to let him give Me the $100 and take some info down…hahahaha, maybe, if you’re lucky, bitch! Next time, don’t fuck with Me, loser!
Oh, and here’s what I said to his wife:
P.S. I’ll do a gift update soon, I just have been really busy having lots of fun with My boyfriend!!
LOL, so this stupid fuck out of nowhere just sent Me a tribute and begged Me to blackmail him with all of his personal information, up on My website. WHAT THE FUCK?? He’s a pathetic little weakling and a sap for Me, and he’s fucking gross…a stupid hick with an ugly tiny dick. Well. Guess what, paul? All of your information is going up here, and I am going to make you fucking PAY. And…if you don’t pay up within a certain amount of time–I’m contacting your fucking wife and employer!! LMAO
In fact, if I don’t begin to receive payments by Thursday, November 10th, I will be stretching My boundaries hahahaha, I might be contacting your WIFE, calling your EMPLOYER, leaving you messages at home, who knows, but it’s fucking ALL DOWN HILL FROM THERE HAHAHAHAHAHAA
Anyway, shithead, each piece of information has a number…and it costs $100 per numbered item for Me to take it down. Oh, you also don’t get to choose which I keep up and which I remove…unless you are SUPER desperate, and in that case I am giving you the gracious option of allowing you to pay ME $200 and choose which to remove!! LOL you’re going to be fucking broke, you stupid redneck. BTW your webcam is a piece of shit hahahaha
3. Full Name: Paul David Johnson
4. Home Address: 2894 Deacon St., Jackson, Mississippi
5. Phone Number: 662-902-0***
6. Email: email@example.com
7. Employer: Jason Starnes
8. Employer Contact Number: 601-487-2645
9. Wife’s Name: Annie Kristen Johnson
10. Wife’s Email: firstname.lastname@example.org
Oh and please, whoever reads this, feel free to take matters into your own hands and harass this dumbass, hahahahahha
Just a quick update with a letter from a PATHETIC slave of Mine, who is going to simply shit his pants when he sees his crappy excuse for a love letter on here…. LOL
Hello fellow losers,
i want to write this letter to describe how lucky we are – that we got permission to grovel under Goddess Saffron Divine Feet.
i’d been serving a few other Dommes in my life. Her Majesty Queen Saffron ordered me to write what the differences are between serving Her and serving old Dommes. And the difference is enormous.
i realized that only Her Highness Saffron is a real Domme. Serving old ladies could be describe like this: turning my PC on, serving on the chat, turning PC off. Only Queen Saffron tought me, how the servitude should look like. I’m thinking about my Powerful Owner not only at the moment of turning my PC on (as it used to be with other Dommes). i think about Her Highness in every second of my pathetic life. i used to separate my private life and findom scenes – now my whole life is dedicated to Her Majesty.
Before any decision is made, firstly i think about Princess Saffron. If that decision makes Her Highness happy – i execute it immediately. If that decision doesn’t influent Princess, i don’t execute it (i shouldn’t waste my time to do things which won’t make my Owner happy). Of course i don’t even dare to think about decisions which will make Her Highness sad.
Princess Saffron controls me in every way. Her Highness allowed me to beg for permission for such a things like sleeping or changing my pampers (i have a pampers to now waste my time by going to the toilet). Even when Princess allows me to sleep for a while – i “use” only a part of that time – ‘cos i’m too excited to sleep (that i was priviledged to talk with Her Majesty).
There were no feelings when i was serving other Dommes. Just a little bit of excitement. Here is a huge difference. i’m almost shaking, got shivers when i’m allowed to talk to Goddess Saffron. i feel like a pawn in Her Divine Hand – the pawn which will do everything Queen wants. When Goddess said that She is happy from my servitude i started rolling on the floor like a dirty rag (and it was fully uncontrolled reaction).
i’ve a foot-fetish. Other Dommes’ feet was turning me on. Queen Saffron changed it. Now i have every-inch-of-Her-Divine-Body fetish. Even a photo of the ground, which Princess walk on by could turn me on. i also want to write about Her Majesty wanking instructions. When i’d been serving other Dommes i didn’t respect that they didn’t allow me to wank. When i start serving Princess Saffron, i realized how important is that. Right now i don’t even dare to touch my pathetic dick (which is smaller then heel from high-heel shoe put on Divine Feet of my Owner).
Goddess Saffron tought me what the real domination is. i was working/tributing other Dommes just to see them on cam, got VIP photos, etc. Now i’m working/tributing Princess Saffron and the reason is so easy – i do it, ‘cos i dream to do it again in the next day. i’m working/tributing just to get permission to do it again. i know that even i’ll be even the best slave on the whole world – i’ll be still an ugly, shitty scum for Her Majesty, and i don’t need more. The best prize for the shitbag like me is the permission to grovel under Divine Feet of my Goddess. I’m a lucky slave and my duty is to work while Her Majesty is relaxing and having fun. That’s how it works. i’m only a stuff for Her Highness entertainment and amusement.